ghostrek Posted July 4 Share Posted July 4 I woke up this morning to a pop and a squirrel jumping on its electrical Transformer and died Only in my small town must have to number of squirrel suicides per capita 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insipid Posted July 4 Share Posted July 4 ok 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted July 4 Author Share Posted July 4 3 minutes ago, Insipid said: ok yes what? now 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted July 4 Share Posted July 4 Having barbecued squirrel tonight? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted July 4 Share Posted July 4 Better a squirrel suicide ... than a human one ...? I guess ...? Maybe ... er probably? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted July 4 Author Share Posted July 4 1 hour ago, Vamped said: Better a squirrel suicide ... than a human one ...? I guess ...? Maybe ... er probably? yes @Vamped i guess Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted July 4 Share Posted July 4 Thank 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UwPp Posted July 4 Share Posted July 4 2 minutes ago, André Toulon said: Thank 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted July 4 Share Posted July 4 26 minutes ago, UwPp said: ok? 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted July 4 Share Posted July 4 Did you bury the poor little guy? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted July 4 Author Share Posted July 4 8 minutes ago, scoobdog said: Did you bury the poor little guy? no? why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted July 4 Share Posted July 4 1 minute ago, ghostrek said: no? why? Cause he got blowed up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted July 4 Author Share Posted July 4 10 minutes ago, scoobdog said: Cause he got blowed up? ? the cats will eat him 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insipid Posted July 4 Share Posted July 4 6 hours ago, ghostrek said: yes what? now history Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted July 4 Share Posted July 4 59 minutes ago, ghostrek said: ? the cats will eat him That’s cold, man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[classic swim] Posted July 4 Share Posted July 4 ghostrek what would ya do if you had to fuck a girl’s pussy using only your nose? 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted July 5 Author Share Posted July 5 4 hours ago, [classic swim] said: ghostrek what would ya do if you had to fuck a girl’s pussy using only your nose? what ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted July 5 Share Posted July 5 Back when I lived in Chicago, a critter got into an electrical substation. Lots of noise, flashes and a few city blocks without power for a couple of hours. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[classic swim] Posted July 5 Share Posted July 5 10 hours ago, ghostrek said: what ? Hope you had a good holiday night, my friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted July 7 Share Posted July 7 On 7/5/2024 at 6:18 AM, [classic swim] said: Hope you had a good holiday night, my friend. Had to be better than the cats fighting over squirrel jerky. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[classic swim] Posted July 7 Share Posted July 7 8 minutes ago, scoobdog said: Had to be better than the cats fighting over squirrel jerky. On 7/4/2024 at 4:00 PM, ghostrek said: ? the cats will eat him He really was like Stalin for saying this. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted July 7 Share Posted July 7 2 hours ago, [classic swim] said: He really was like Stalin for saying this. It’s kind of funny. SoCal Edison has a long running ad campaign where friendly squirrels traipse around the south land reminding somewhat bemused residents not to do stupid shit like walking across the lawn with a hissing power line downed on it, letting a mylar balloon fly up to a transformer, and (everyone’s favorite) putting a tree trimmer too close to wires. They’re sickeningly cute, with their hipster bow ties. Presumably, they’re the ideal spokesmascots because everyone sees those little shits running around, miraculously avoiding divine retribution as the jump from power line to power line. Apparently Ohio squirrels aren’t being paid enough by AEP, so they’re resorting to TikTok challenges. Ghosty rolls over thinking it was high time those little fuckers found out. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted July 7 Author Share Posted July 7 13 hours ago, scoobdog said: It’s kind of funny. SoCal Edison has a long running ad campaign where friendly squirrels traipse around the south land reminding somewhat bemused residents not to do stupid shit like walking across the lawn with a hissing power line downed on it, letting a mylar balloon fly up to a transformer, and (everyone’s favorite) putting a tree trimmer too close to wires. They’re sickeningly cute, with their hipster bow ties. Presumably, they’re the ideal spokesmascots because everyone sees those little shits running around, miraculously avoiding divine retribution as the jump from power line to power line. Apparently Ohio squirrels aren’t being paid enough by AEP, so they’re resorting to TikTok challenges. Ghosty rolls over thinking it was high time those little fuckers found out. well toledo edison has no pr bs like that well it just sucks 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted July 8 Share Posted July 8 6 hours ago, ghostrek said: well toledo edison has no pr bs like that well it just sucks If you had grammed it, that squirrel wouldn’t have died in vein. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted July 9 Author Share Posted July 9 On 7/7/2024 at 8:57 PM, scoobdog said: If you had grammed it, that squirrel wouldn’t have died in vein. dude I have the electric company in my area that runs a nuclear plant that would make Springfields from The Simpsons look like the best nuclear power plant in the world I'm biased in my opinion but the local Nuclear Power Plant Would be Chernobyl meet Fukushima Daiichi if anything goes wrong okay their PR is the last thing I'm worried about Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted July 9 Share Posted July 9 24 minutes ago, ghostrek said: dude I have the electric company in my area that runs a nuclear plant that would make Springfields from The Simpsons look like the best nuclear power plant in the world I'm biased in my opinion but the local Nuclear Power Plant Would be Chernobyl meet Fukushima Daiichi if anything goes wrong okay their PR is the last thing I'm worried about That seems a bit dramatic. What are you basing this “biased” opinion on? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted July 9 Author Share Posted July 9 2 hours ago, scoobdog said: That seems a bit dramatic. What are you basing this “biased” opinion on? here https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Davis–Besse_Nuclear_Power_Station#:~:text=Throughout its operation%2C Davis–Besse,the United States since 1979. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted July 9 Share Posted July 9 It's even part of a bribery scandal. Wow.I Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted July 9 Author Share Posted July 9 (edited) 7 hours ago, scoobdog said: It's even part of a bribery scandal. Wow.I Yes it's kind of funny if it wasn't so horrifying @scoobdog Edited July 9 by ghostrek 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted July 12 Share Posted July 12 Let Party! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted July 12 Share Posted July 12 I passed through Ohio a few weeks back. What a boring fuckin state to drive through. PS Fremont is a crap hole 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted July 13 Author Share Posted July 13 11 hours ago, 1pooh4u said: I passed through Ohio a few weeks back. What a boring fuckin state to drive through. PS Fremont is a crap hole true on both counts 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted July 17 Share Posted July 17 On 7/13/2024 at 12:08 AM, ghostrek said: true on both counts Seriously I was staying in a comfort inn in Fremont and all the people looked like methed out zombies. I also didn’t remember the state being so flat. My brother went to college in Athens (OU) so I been before but I guess it’s a totally different part of the state. State was flatter than a white girl’s ass before implants 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted July 17 Author Share Posted July 17 13 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said: Seriously I was staying in a comfort inn in Fremont and all the people looked like methed out zombies. I also didn’t remember the state being so flat. My brother went to college in Athens (OU) so I been before but I guess it’s a totally different part of the state. State was flatter than a white girl’s ass before implants I was in the Lima area that is not that far from Fremont but yeah it's a flat area honestly if I were the pilot of an airplane I would land in that part of the state without a Landing Strip easily presumably enough at the airplane design for grass runways my part has some hills 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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