discolé monade Posted May 18, 2024 Share Posted May 18, 2024 oh yeah? well....what do you call the hair on the end of a dog's tail? dog hair. ffs, it's dog hair. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted May 18, 2024 Author Share Posted May 18, 2024 Why is the God of mischief so hard to catch in the act He's Lo-ki 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greeny Posted May 26, 2024 Share Posted May 26, 2024 A man was in an accident and lost both of his arms. What did he say to the doctor? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted May 26, 2024 Share Posted May 26, 2024 58 minutes ago, Greeny said: A man was in an accident and lost both of his arms. What did he say to the doctor? “I could really use a hand, doc. Or two.” 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greeny Posted May 26, 2024 Share Posted May 26, 2024 2 hours ago, Greeny said: A man was in an accident and lost both of his arms. What did he say to the doctor? I can't feel my legs. 2 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted May 27, 2024 Share Posted May 27, 2024 One day, man’s dog ran away with his wife’s sex toy. Man was laughing at it. When asked why, he said: It’s a doggone bone 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted May 27, 2024 Share Posted May 27, 2024 (edited) Did you hear about the guy who invented the Knock Knock joke? He won the No-bell Prize. Edited May 27, 2024 by Gemini 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted May 27, 2024 Share Posted May 27, 2024 A quick message to the guy who invented zero. Thanks for nothing. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted May 28, 2024 Share Posted May 28, 2024 What do you call a duck on drugs? A quackhead. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted May 29, 2024 Share Posted May 29, 2024 What do you call a banker with no friends? A loaner. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted June 1, 2024 Share Posted June 1, 2024 Did you hear about the hacker who escaped the cops? They say that he ransomware far away. 1 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted June 2, 2024 Share Posted June 2, 2024 confucius say: a crowded elevator smells differently to a midget. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted June 2, 2024 Share Posted June 2, 2024 What is the opposite of Adderall? Subtracternone. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted June 2, 2024 Share Posted June 2, 2024 Did you hear the one about Beethoven? Neither did he. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted June 3, 2024 Share Posted June 3, 2024 Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new car? Neither has he. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted June 3, 2024 Share Posted June 3, 2024 I ordered some chicken and eggs from Amazon. I'll let you know. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
txanimeluva Posted June 4, 2024 Share Posted June 4, 2024 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted June 6, 2024 Share Posted June 6, 2024 What has 5 toes and isn’t your foot? Someone else’s foot. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blazing Puck Posted September 26, 2024 Share Posted September 26, 2024 (edited) No matter how tired an elephant can get he can never sit on his trunk Edited September 26, 2024 by Dusty Shackleford 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blazing Puck Posted September 26, 2024 Share Posted September 26, 2024 Why did the skeleton go to the library? Spoiler To bone up on a few things 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted September 26, 2024 Share Posted September 26, 2024 I used to work in an orange juice factory, but I couldn’t concentrate, so I got canned. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blazing Puck Posted October 5, 2024 Share Posted October 5, 2024 I've heard that one night in Bangkok can make a hard man humble 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted October 9, 2024 Share Posted October 9, 2024 Spoilered because NSFW…. Spoiler What do you do about a rude man at a sperm bank? You tell that jerk off! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted October 9, 2024 Author Share Posted October 9, 2024 If all the dumb shit I've posted, I'm slightly proud of this one....y'all made this quite pleasurable. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted October 9, 2024 Share Posted October 9, 2024 A man is walking down the street and comes to a fence surrounding an insane asylum. He hears a voice. "9! 9! 9!" Confused, the man follows the voice, eventually coming to a small hole the voice is calling from. "9! 9! 9!" He leans to the hole and looks through. A sudden, blinding pain hits his eye. "10! 10! 10!" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted October 23, 2024 Share Posted October 23, 2024 (edited) What do you call an authoritarian spud that's well-hung? Spoiler A dicktater. Edited October 23, 2024 by naraku360 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[classic swim] Posted October 27, 2024 Share Posted October 27, 2024 Little Boy Blue. He needed the money. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blazing Puck Posted November 14, 2024 Share Posted November 14, 2024 What do Snowmen eat for breakfast? Spoiler Snowflakes 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted November 14, 2024 Share Posted November 14, 2024 10 hours ago, Dusty Shackleford said: What do Snowmen eat for breakfast? Hide contents Snowflakes I guessed Frosted Flakes. Get it, because frost? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blazing Puck Posted December 28, 2024 Share Posted December 28, 2024 I wanted to do something spontaneous but I've been too busy planning it. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted December 28, 2024 Share Posted December 28, 2024 I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insipid Posted December 29, 2024 Share Posted December 29, 2024 What did the accountant say about his job? It can be quite taxing at times. 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smiradenius Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 Welcome to the early nineteenth century. As you can see, manure is a big problem on the city streets. Yes, our streets are paved with the finest ass fault. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blazing Puck Posted Saturday at 03:30 PM Share Posted Saturday at 03:30 PM What's the best way to cook a crocodile? In a crock pot 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blazing Puck Posted Saturday at 03:34 PM Share Posted Saturday at 03:34 PM What did the ocean say to the sailor? Nothing it just waved 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted Saturday at 09:10 PM Share Posted Saturday at 09:10 PM What do you call a factory that makes okay products? A satisfactory. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smiradenius Posted Sunday at 06:59 PM Share Posted Sunday at 06:59 PM Open a steak house: The ENtire Steak Building. Open a bakery: Flour to the People Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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