discolé monade Posted May 18 Share Posted May 18 oh yeah? well....what do you call the hair on the end of a dog's tail? dog hair. ffs, it's dog hair. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted May 18 Author Share Posted May 18 Why is the God of mischief so hard to catch in the act He's Lo-ki 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greeny Posted May 26 Share Posted May 26 A man was in an accident and lost both of his arms. What did he say to the doctor? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted May 26 Share Posted May 26 58 minutes ago, Greeny said: A man was in an accident and lost both of his arms. What did he say to the doctor? “I could really use a hand, doc. Or two.” 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greeny Posted May 26 Share Posted May 26 2 hours ago, Greeny said: A man was in an accident and lost both of his arms. What did he say to the doctor? I can't feel my legs. 2 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted May 27 Share Posted May 27 One day, man’s dog ran away with his wife’s sex toy. Man was laughing at it. When asked why, he said: It’s a doggone bone 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted May 27 Share Posted May 27 (edited) Did you hear about the guy who invented the Knock Knock joke? He won the No-bell Prize. Edited May 27 by Gemini 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted May 27 Share Posted May 27 A quick message to the guy who invented zero. Thanks for nothing. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted May 28 Share Posted May 28 What do you call a duck on drugs? A quackhead. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted May 29 Share Posted May 29 What do you call a banker with no friends? A loaner. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted June 1 Share Posted June 1 Did you hear about the hacker who escaped the cops? They say that he ransomware far away. 1 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted June 2 Share Posted June 2 confucius say: a crowded elevator smells differently to a midget. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted June 2 Share Posted June 2 What is the opposite of Adderall? Subtracternone. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted June 2 Share Posted June 2 Did you hear the one about Beethoven? Neither did he. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted June 3 Share Posted June 3 Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new car? Neither has he. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted June 3 Share Posted June 3 I ordered some chicken and eggs from Amazon. I'll let you know. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
txanimeluva Posted June 4 Share Posted June 4 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted June 6 Share Posted June 6 What has 5 toes and isn’t your foot? Someone else’s foot. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusty Shackleford Posted September 26 Share Posted September 26 (edited) No matter how tired an elephant can get he can never sit on his trunk Edited September 26 by Dusty Shackleford 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusty Shackleford Posted September 26 Share Posted September 26 Why did the skeleton go to the library? Spoiler To bone up on a few things 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted September 26 Share Posted September 26 I used to work in an orange juice factory, but I couldn’t concentrate, so I got canned. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusty Shackleford Posted October 5 Share Posted October 5 I've heard that one night in Bangkok can make a hard man humble 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted October 9 Share Posted October 9 Spoilered because NSFW…. Spoiler What do you do about a rude man at a sperm bank? You tell that jerk off! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted October 9 Author Share Posted October 9 If all the dumb shit I've posted, I'm slightly proud of this one....y'all made this quite pleasurable. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted October 9 Share Posted October 9 A man is walking down the street and comes to a fence surrounding an insane asylum. He hears a voice. "9! 9! 9!" Confused, the man follows the voice, eventually coming to a small hole the voice is calling from. "9! 9! 9!" He leans to the hole and looks through. A sudden, blinding pain hits his eye. "10! 10! 10!" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted October 23 Share Posted October 23 (edited) What do you call an authoritarian spud that's well-hung? Spoiler A dicktater. Edited October 23 by naraku360 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[classic swim] Posted October 27 Share Posted October 27 Little Boy Blue. He needed the money. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusty Shackleford Posted November 14 Share Posted November 14 What do Snowmen eat for breakfast? Spoiler Snowflakes 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted November 14 Share Posted November 14 10 hours ago, Dusty Shackleford said: What do Snowmen eat for breakfast? Hide contents Snowflakes I guessed Frosted Flakes. Get it, because frost? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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