Neubauten Posted April 17, 2023 Posted April 17, 2023 The Chewer The People Killer One Rough Customer "Headbutter" Catholic Violence The Dungeon AND The Dragon "Chest Hair" Lower Class Excellence The Last King of Pittsburgh Tomorrow's Biggest Party Quote
tsar4 Posted April 18, 2023 Posted April 18, 2023 (edited) Terminal Flatuance Edited April 18, 2023 by tsar4 Quote
André Toulon Posted April 18, 2023 Posted April 18, 2023 Lol, can you not post in current events 1 Quote
Neubauten Posted April 18, 2023 Author Posted April 18, 2023 Big Jay "Gay Smile At Brunch" Zibigniew Quote
GunStarHero Posted April 18, 2023 Posted April 18, 2023 Man Gobbler Heavyweight Champ of Auschwitz David Death and The Legion of Drugs Booty Disciple Andre the Average Shoeshine Mike Captain Colonel Giant Midget (aka Mega Midget) The Sauerkraut Kid Professor Miserable Dick Pigg Twerkules Aspartame Daddy Young Bitch Primal Eczema 1 Quote
nameraka Posted April 18, 2023 Posted April 18, 2023 (edited) John Cena Edited April 18, 2023 by nameraka 1 4 Quote
Chapinator_X Posted April 19, 2023 Posted April 19, 2023 The Big Glopper Chelsea “The Chest” Chester Pierre LeGaye Chad Gaines Texas Shooter Straight Up G Goldman Stephen J. Walker The Malibu Dude Adolf Jackson Marla Fatty 1 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted April 20, 2023 Posted April 20, 2023 Cement Mixer That Bastard The Rodeo Goat Quote
viperxmns Posted April 20, 2023 Posted April 20, 2023 Papercut Steve Large Bob Very Large Bob The Hole Puncher The Hole Pincher The Hole Tickler The Hole Toucher The Hole Quote
GuyBeardmane Posted April 21, 2023 Posted April 21, 2023 (edited) On 4/18/2023 at 4:12 AM, GunStarHero said: Booty Disciple UM, ACTUALLY The Booty Man/The Disciple AKA Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake. Edited April 21, 2023 by GuyBeardmane 3 Quote
GunStarHero Posted April 21, 2023 Posted April 21, 2023 4 hours ago, GuyBeardmane said: UM, ACTUALLY The Booty Man/The Disciple AKA Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake. Doesn't count. If I go by "Fat Shit" and "Water Head" that doesn't make my name "Shit Head" nor any other combo of those two names. 1 Quote
Seight Posted April 21, 2023 Posted April 21, 2023 9 hours ago, GuyBeardmane said: UM, ACTUALLY The Booty Man/The Disciple AKA Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake. Spoiler Oh man, show them "The Zodiac" next. 1 Quote
Neubauten Posted April 21, 2023 Author Posted April 21, 2023 On 4/18/2023 at 4:12 AM, GunStarHero said: David Death and The Legion of Drugs Twerkules Young Bitch On 4/19/2023 at 7:45 AM, Chapinator_X said: The Big Glopper Chad Gaines Texas Shooter These are gold. 1 Quote
GuyBeardmane Posted April 21, 2023 Posted April 21, 2023 17 hours ago, GunStarHero said: Doesn't count. If I go by "Fat Shit" and "Water Head" that doesn't make my name "Shit Head" nor any other combo of those two names. I just had to bring it up that you randomly hybridized two gimmicks of the same guy and it made me glad. Quote
nameraka Posted April 23, 2023 Posted April 23, 2023 mcsweeney's did this for their list issue a few years ago. https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/bad-names-for-professional-wrestlers Personal favorites: The phonics expert The soup eater Morrisey 2 Quote
Neubauten Posted April 23, 2023 Author Posted April 23, 2023 (edited) Barbello Manthony The Sin Taster Killer Vaccine SJL (Spoodle Janssen Levity) Lil' Overdose The Over Eater Edited April 23, 2023 by Neubauten Cruising down Cringe Boulevard Quote
Lemming Posted April 24, 2023 Posted April 24, 2023 The Ghost Fromunda N W Quell Sullen hoof that’s all I got Quote
Neubauten Posted April 24, 2023 Author Posted April 24, 2023 8 hours ago, Magnifial Salonche said: Sullen hoof I love that guy! Spoiler 1 Quote
Lemming Posted April 25, 2023 Posted April 25, 2023 The hoof that stomps, the beast that trompfs, the ungulate hero that flattens and glomps. 1 Quote
Noob Posted Thursday at 11:54 AM Posted Thursday at 11:54 AM "Big" Dickson Ass Rancid Tights Tha Twitter God King of Farmville Molly Eater The Ringbearer "Israeli Justice" Lolla Fallujah The Wererat Pumpkin Gut 1 Quote
Chappi Posted Thursday at 10:45 PM Posted Thursday at 10:45 PM (edited) The Disqualifier Tate Bryson Danny Supremo The Last Slammurai Busty Duvall Don Vito Esposito Brick House Sheik Shaq The Dog Catcher Lean Kane (Or Purple Kane for all ages wrestling events) Luke Wallen S0c!37y (pronounced Society) Milk Maiden Vinnie Russeaux Edited Saturday at 05:53 PM by Chappi 4 Quote
Noob Posted Monday at 04:56 AM Posted Monday at 04:56 AM On 10/2/2025 at 6:45 PM, Chappi said: The Last Slammurai Busty Duvall Brick House Sheik Shaq These are unironically dimes. Some of your others might be better suited for this classick thread though: https://unevenedge.com/topic/57876-modern-rap-names/#comment-1232308 On 10/2/2025 at 6:45 PM, Chappi said: Lean Kane (Or Purple Kane for all ages wrestling events) There actually is an indie wrestler named Co-Kane lmao 1 Quote
Chappi Posted Monday at 01:24 PM Posted Monday at 01:24 PM 8 hours ago, Noob said: There actually is an indie wrestler named Co-Kane lmao The idea of Kane variants cracks me up so much. I think the first ones I’ve seen were Co-Kane and Gayne, but then I fell into a rabbit hole of all the indie variants that go hard. 1 Quote
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