Rogue_Alphonse Posted March 28, 2023 Posted March 28, 2023 On 3/25/2023 at 1:33 AM, Raptorpat said: ass meatloaf My favorite. And a vodka to wash it down with please Quote
Rogue_Alphonse Posted March 28, 2023 Posted March 28, 2023 Just now, tsar4 said: *slides the order on the bar* Lemme know if you ever feel up to a "Chicago Handshake". Nothing involving Malort is a delicacy. Quote
tsar4 Posted March 28, 2023 Author Posted March 28, 2023 2 minutes ago, Rogue_Alphonse said: My favorite. And a vodka to wash it down with please *serves up Nemiroff* NP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8hqGu-leFc Quote
The_annoying_one Posted March 28, 2023 Posted March 28, 2023 Got anything that’ll help with a massive headache? Quote
tsar4 Posted March 28, 2023 Author Posted March 28, 2023 2 minutes ago, Rogue_Alphonse said: Nothing involving Malort is a delicacy. *hands you a shot of bailey's in an egg shaped chocolate shot glass. Quote
tsar4 Posted March 28, 2023 Author Posted March 28, 2023 1 minute ago, The_annoying_one said: Got anything that’ll help with a massive headache? *delivers a properly made Bloody Mary & some fries* Quote
The_annoying_one Posted March 28, 2023 Posted March 28, 2023 3 minutes ago, tsar4 said: *delivers a properly made Bloody Mary & some fries* Thank you, sir. *goes to find a quiet corner of the bar where he won’t be bothered* Quote
tsar4 Posted March 28, 2023 Author Posted March 28, 2023 22 minutes ago, The_annoying_one said: Thank you, sir. *goes to find a quiet corner of the bar where he won’t be bothered* NP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bm2N2nHqITY Something to ease the savage brain. 1 1 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted March 28, 2023 Posted March 28, 2023 2 minutes ago, tsar4 said: NP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bm2N2nHqITY Something to ease the savage brain. That is easily one of my top 5 favorite Sabbath songs. 1 Quote
tsar4 Posted March 28, 2023 Author Posted March 28, 2023 2 minutes ago, The_annoying_one said: That is easily one of my top 5 favorite Sabbath songs. I ain't done yet. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZ3eJxaRZXU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtGjJVcrKQU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7G2-FPlvY58 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zv0OwvsP0ek https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFU-FJzPE80 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53N99Nim6WE 1 Quote
Rogue_Alphonse Posted March 28, 2023 Posted March 28, 2023 58 minutes ago, tsar4 said: *hands you a shot of bailey's in an egg shaped chocolate shot glass. Does this have Malort Quote
tsar4 Posted March 28, 2023 Author Posted March 28, 2023 7 minutes ago, Rogue_Alphonse said: Does this have Malort Would you like it to? Quote
Rogue_Alphonse Posted March 28, 2023 Posted March 28, 2023 26 minutes ago, tsar4 said: Would you like it to? I'd rather Spirutys Quote
scoobdog Posted March 28, 2023 Posted March 28, 2023 1 hour ago, tsar4 said: Might it be the same thing I have in common with those I posted yesterday? No, personally. We’re both Trojan Marching Band trumpet alumni. Quote
tsar4 Posted March 28, 2023 Author Posted March 28, 2023 5 minutes ago, Rogue_Alphonse said: I'd rather Spirutys You can get anything you want, excluding Alice *slides over a shot of Polmos Warszawa Rectified Spirit* Quote
atomicinumatt Posted March 30, 2023 Posted March 30, 2023 It has been a long week and it is only Wednesday. **Asks if there is any good food on special today** Quote
tsar4 Posted March 30, 2023 Author Posted March 30, 2023 20 hours ago, atomicinumatt said: It has been a long week and it is only Wednesday. **Asks if there is any good food on special today** Sorry, I went away there for a bit...but I'm much better now! What would you like? Think of something while I send a message to the [asmb] brethren. *opens doors, windows, turns the amp up to 11 and points the "Voice of the Theater" speakers right to the front* NP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJ6A6GC_ki4 3 Quote
atomicinumatt Posted March 31, 2023 Posted March 31, 2023 2 hours ago, tsar4 said: Sorry, I went away there for a bit...but I'm much better now! What would you like? Think of something while I send a message to the [asmb] brethren. *opens doors, windows, turns the amp up to 11 and points the "Voice of the Theater" speakers right to the front* NP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJ6A6GC_ki4 Haha no worries, I was offline all day during work. I just had Wendy's for dinner though because lazy tonight, sooooo **Asks for Irish Car Bombs for everyone at the bar, and a natty light for myself as well** Quote
tsar4 Posted March 31, 2023 Author Posted March 31, 2023 8 minutes ago, atomicinumatt said: Haha no worries, I was offline all day during work. I just had Wendy's for dinner though because lazy tonight, sooooo **Asks for Irish Car Bombs for everyone at the bar, and a natty light for myself as well** *tsar looks toward both ends of the bar, shrugs, makes himself the shot and (shudder) hands over a natural light* Quote
The_annoying_one Posted March 31, 2023 Posted March 31, 2023 I’ll take something that’ll put me in a better mood and/or knock me out. Dealer’s choice. Quote
tsar4 Posted March 31, 2023 Author Posted March 31, 2023 9 hours ago, The_annoying_one said: I’ll take something that’ll put me in a better mood and/or knock me out. Dealer’s choice. *hands over a "Lone Star Saloon and Palm Garden Restaurant" special* Have a nice sleep 2 Quote
André Toulon Posted March 31, 2023 Posted March 31, 2023 Going out to smoke...I expect the puke to be cleaned off the mechanical bull when I get back.....we have business 1 Quote
tsar4 Posted March 31, 2023 Author Posted March 31, 2023 11 hours ago, André Toulon said: Going out to smoke...I expect the puke to be cleaned off the mechanical bull when I get back.....we have business You're cut off, we don't have a mechanical bull. *throws some towels at Raptorpat* There's a shower in back with some sweats in the locker. 3 Quote
atomicinumatt Posted April 1, 2023 Posted April 1, 2023 16 hours ago, scoobdog said: Wait.. I didn't get a chance to ride. Need a ride? I got you fam 1 Quote
atomicinumatt Posted April 1, 2023 Posted April 1, 2023 14 minutes ago, André Toulon said: Jokes on tsar, I don't even drink.... I do not 'do' anything else haha so drinking occasionally on the weekends is all I got! **Asks the bar keep for an early afternoon Natural Light** Quote
tsar4 Posted April 1, 2023 Author Posted April 1, 2023 1 hour ago, atomicinumatt said: I do not 'do' anything else haha so drinking occasionally on the weekends is all I got! **Asks the bar keep for an early afternoon Natural Light** It's 5 o'clock somewhere...*hands over the beer*. Quote
Raptorpat Posted April 1, 2023 Posted April 1, 2023 22 hours ago, tsar4 said: *throws some towels at Raptorpat* There's a shower in back with some sweats in the locker. what who am i where am i why am i covered in puke how long have I been out 2 Quote
tsar4 Posted April 2, 2023 Author Posted April 2, 2023 1 hour ago, Raptorpat said: what who am i where am i why am i covered in puke how long have I been out You were rode hard and put up wet. Go get yourself cleaned up already. 1 Quote
tsar4 Posted April 2, 2023 Author Posted April 2, 2023 20 hours ago, Raptorpat said: i hate it when that happens NP: NSFW Quote
tsar4 Posted April 7, 2023 Author Posted April 7, 2023 *Gotta do something to drown out these damn crickets* NP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bm4nO-2F488 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MviBlaTIV-s 1 Quote
André Toulon Posted April 7, 2023 Posted April 7, 2023 (edited) ...I really expected that to be Disco Stu 😂 Edited April 7, 2023 by André Toulon 1 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted April 7, 2023 Posted April 7, 2023 *sits down next to @Rogue_Alphonse* Make that two, please. 1 Quote
atomicinumatt Posted April 7, 2023 Posted April 7, 2023 I just woke up wide awake and cannot go back to sleep soooo **Shot of Jamo and a Natty light please bar keep!** Quote
tsar4 Posted April 7, 2023 Author Posted April 7, 2023 7 hours ago, Rogue_Alphonse said: I need more vodka. *serves up more Nemiroff* 1 Quote
tsar4 Posted April 7, 2023 Author Posted April 7, 2023 6 hours ago, The_annoying_one said: *sits down next to @Rogue_Alphonse* Make that two, please. *serves up Stoli (run out of Nemiroff* 1 2 Quote
tsar4 Posted April 7, 2023 Author Posted April 7, 2023 (edited) 6 hours ago, atomicinumatt said: I just woke up wide awake and cannot go back to sleep soooo **Shot of Jamo and a Natty light please bar keep!** *serves up Jameson shot & Natural light with a furrowed brow* NP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiJoqeTTK2c Edited April 7, 2023 by tsar4 2 Quote
atomicinumatt Posted April 8, 2023 Posted April 8, 2023 Bout to go to the IRL bar for a beer or two and then I shall come back here to drink more! 1 Quote
André Toulon Posted April 8, 2023 Posted April 8, 2023 Cool, I'll be here with those viag....I mean..."jelly beans" you asked me for. 1 Quote
tsar4 Posted April 8, 2023 Author Posted April 8, 2023 16 minutes ago, André Toulon said: Cool, I'll be here with those viag....I mean..."jelly beans" you asked me for. *slides you a virgin mary* NP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6Vw9RGm1tM 1 Quote
André Toulon Posted April 8, 2023 Posted April 8, 2023 6 minutes ago, tsar4 said: *slides you a virgin mary* NP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6Vw9RGm1tM Mark of the true bartender. Thx, you remembered Quote
Rogue_Alphonse Posted April 8, 2023 Posted April 8, 2023 15 hours ago, tsar4 said: *serves up Stoli (run out of Nemiroff* Listen, I've been on a Steel Blu kick lately. It'll be okay. Quote
tsar4 Posted April 8, 2023 Author Posted April 8, 2023 5 minutes ago, Lemming said: Can I get a tall blonde? Great, she's gotten into the Stoli... 1 Quote
Gemini Posted April 8, 2023 Posted April 8, 2023 *strolls back in out of the street...because wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey...stuff* *sits at the bar* Hello again, bartender. May I have a pint of Guinness, please? Quote
Lemming Posted April 8, 2023 Posted April 8, 2023 16 minutes ago, tsar4 said: Great, she's gotten into the Stoli... Thank you my one and done is… hey wait a sec this unadulterated. Can you at least find some corn meal and juniper for texture.. ah Quote
tsar4 Posted April 8, 2023 Author Posted April 8, 2023 14 minutes ago, DeadCareBear said: *strolls back in out of the street...because wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey...stuff* *sits at the bar* Hello again, bartender. May I have a pint of Guinness, please? *delivers a proper pint* NP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HlKpWdrq-4 Quote
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