SwimOdin Posted January 5, 2023 Share Posted January 5, 2023 How do you eat fast food without gastrointestinal distress? I know I’m a special breed of fucked up digestion, but are there people here who can eat it no problem? If so, what’s your secret? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted January 5, 2023 Share Posted January 5, 2023 (edited) Zegerid, and I bring a bottle of water with me when I leave the house. I will also pad my stomach if I'm going to eat something greasy like a little bread or small serving of a veggie. Edited January 5, 2023 by DragonSinger 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted January 5, 2023 Share Posted January 5, 2023 Most fast food doesn’t really bother me. The only place that usually does is Checkers, which sucks because they’re one of my favorites. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atomicinumatt Posted January 5, 2023 Share Posted January 5, 2023 So: I put it in my mouth. Sometimes I chew if i feel like it. I scarf it down my throat and then wait for 30-120 minutes on average, sometimes with intermittent stomach pains. I then expel it from my bowels, sometimes in an explosive manner, back from whence it came. Repeat step 2-3 as many times necessary. But in all seriousness, I go through periods where I will get fast food once or twice a week. I just like it as a guilty pleasure. It is usually 80-20 odds in favor of me not getting gastrointestinal pains and sickness, but when I do, it is bad haha the only one that never seems to hurt me is Taco Bell. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted January 5, 2023 Share Posted January 5, 2023 1 minute ago, atomicinumatt said: the only one that never seems to hurt me is Taco Bell. Where do you live, Opposite Land? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atomicinumatt Posted January 5, 2023 Share Posted January 5, 2023 (edited) 8 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Where do you live, Opposite Land? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I can eat literally anything and not get a blown up stomach 80% of the time. Maybe I am part goat. Edited January 5, 2023 by atomicinumatt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimOdin Posted January 5, 2023 Author Share Posted January 5, 2023 Honestly, yeah. Taco Bell doesn’t mess with me too bad. It’s anything really greasy that does it, like a burger. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atomicinumatt Posted January 5, 2023 Share Posted January 5, 2023 8 minutes ago, SwimOdin said: Honestly, yeah. Taco Bell doesn’t mess with me too bad. It’s anything really greasy that does it, like a burger. I have noticed for me, it is usually when I eat anything really greasy or a lot of grain. So pizza almost always kills my stomach, but not always. I still love it and eat it though haha I just like foods so much, so I deal with the pains Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimOdin Posted January 5, 2023 Author Share Posted January 5, 2023 2 minutes ago, atomicinumatt said: I have noticed for me, it is usually when I eat anything really greasy or a lot of grain. So pizza almost always kills my stomach, but not always. I still love it and eat it though haha I just like foods so much, so I deal with the pains Yeah, it was pizza for me. QT pizza. I have only myself to blame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted January 5, 2023 Share Posted January 5, 2023 3 hours ago, The_annoying_one said: Most fast food doesn’t really bother me. The only place that usually does is Checkers, which sucks because they’re one of my favorites. To me, their fries pick up more oil than other joints so I really don't mess with their food too often. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted January 5, 2023 Share Posted January 5, 2023 1 hour ago, SwimOdin said: Yeah, it was pizza for me. QT pizza. I have only myself to blame. I haven't tasted any of their hot items before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimOdin Posted January 5, 2023 Author Share Posted January 5, 2023 8 minutes ago, DragonSinger said: I haven't tasted any of their hot items before. Food from their kitchen can be pretty good, but the stuff you just grab can be deadly. Everywhere around my workplace is crazy at noon so I took a risk. Never again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted January 5, 2023 Share Posted January 5, 2023 19 minutes ago, DragonSinger said: To me, their fries pick up more oil than other joints so I really don't mess with their food too often. But that’s what makes them so gooood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted January 5, 2023 Share Posted January 5, 2023 14 minutes ago, The_annoying_one said: But that’s what makes them so gooood. Naww, cuz after a small handful of fries: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted January 6, 2023 Share Posted January 6, 2023 Chewable Pepto. Both before and after having something that might completely set me off if I have to eat in public. I prefer to drag my occasional fast food home like a cave man and deal with the consequences in private but sometimes that can't happen. If I travel anywhere, I usually have a frickin' 30 pack of them bouncing around in whatever bag I'm dragging. Not a trick question - have you tried 5 Guys? I finally got around to trying them and I did NOT get sick. I tried a second time and still did not get sick. Even with lettuce on the burger and their overflowing bag of soggy fries. They make all their greasy crap with peanut oil and I'm wondering if that breaks down in such a way that my insides consider it food not foe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted January 6, 2023 Share Posted January 6, 2023 It really is just a fun game of roulette that lands on "Little Caesars" about once a week or so. Or to put it another way, yeah that's a really good question actually. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted January 6, 2023 Share Posted January 6, 2023 8 hours ago, SwimOdin said: How do you eat fast food without gastrointestinal distress? I know I’m a special breed of fucked up digestion, but are there people here who can eat it no problem? If so, what’s your secret? By avoiding the stuff my gut can't handle - raw onion or garlic, powdered onion or garlic, pretty much any fruit, sweet corn, sweet peas, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera... If you haven't done so already, look into a low fodmap diet. Essentially you avoid stuff that sets you off for awhile, then slowly add some of those things back in. If you've got the money, look into FoodMarble. I bought one when they hadn't even come out and it helped me find out what foods created a problem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted January 6, 2023 Share Posted January 6, 2023 The only fast food place that gives me any issues whatsoever is McDonald's. I get sick every time I eat there, without fail. So I just avoid them since I can go literally anywhere else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted January 6, 2023 Share Posted January 6, 2023 As muh as it fashionable to talk about the diarrhea you'll get from fast food, it does nothing to me. Well, except heartburn....I can get heartburn from jello....But my poops be fine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted January 6, 2023 Share Posted January 6, 2023 3 hours ago, GunStarHero said: The only fast food place that gives me any issues whatsoever is McDonald's. I get sick every time I eat there, without fail. So I just avoid them since I can go literally anywhere else. My daughter loves McDonald's and I hope she grows out of it but we stopped by the other day and normally I don't get shit but I have fond memories of the big Mac and they were BOGO. Most disgusting thing I've tried to consume in years....I have no clue why I loved these things 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atomicinumatt Posted January 6, 2023 Share Posted January 6, 2023 5 hours ago, André Toulon said: My daughter loves McDonald's and I hope she grows out of it but we stopped by the other day and normally I don't get shit but I have fond memories of the big Mac and they were BOGO. Most disgusting thing I've tried to consume in years....I have no clue why I loved these things I used to like Mcds like 20-30 years ago when I was a kid, but they honestly went down hill. I do not know if they changed their ingredients or cut costs or whatever, but most of their food tastes like ass these days. And not the ass that I love to eat either.. I rarely ever go there anymore. It is sad though, because I too have fond memories of enjoying them when I was a little kid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted January 6, 2023 Share Posted January 6, 2023 9 hours ago, André Toulon said: My daughter loves McDonald's and I hope she grows out of it but we stopped by the other day and normally I don't get shit but I have fond memories of the big Mac and they were BOGO. Most disgusting thing I've tried to consume in years....I have no clue why I loved these things McDonald’s is VERY hit-or-miss. I can go there one day and get a pretty decent sandwich. Next time I go, I get the exact same thing and it tastes like complete shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted January 6, 2023 Share Posted January 6, 2023 42 minutes ago, The_annoying_one said: McDonald’s is VERY hit-or-miss. I can go there one day and get a pretty decent sandwich. Next time I go, I get the exact same thing and it tastes like complete shit. Yeah this burger was a legit fart 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farful Posted January 6, 2023 Share Posted January 6, 2023 I go through periods of pee out the butt for weeks at a time then suddenly I get regular and that’s that. I’m a binge over-eater. Somehow vegetable medleys do not sit well with my gut but I can put away an arbys sandwich pretty quick. Also I think I’m inhabiting a body that has ridiculous resistance to capsaicin and vinegar. Like I could probably drink a blast of mace and chase it with a twenty year red wine that had been exposed to the elements for most of its life. That second part actually happened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted January 6, 2023 Share Posted January 6, 2023 18 hours ago, GunStarHero said: The only fast food place that gives me any issues whatsoever is McDonald's. I get sick every time I eat there, without fail. So I just avoid them since I can go literally anywhere else. I don't often have problems with McDs which is good because it's usually one of the few places in the airport that I know exists and I can get something from. That and coffee. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atomicinumatt Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 12 minutes ago, Farful said: I go through periods of pee out the butt for weeks at a time then suddenly I get regular and that’s that. I’m a binge over-eater. Somehow vegetable medleys do not sit well with my gut but I can put away an arbys sandwich pretty quick. Also I think I’m inhabiting a body that has ridiculous resistance to capsaicin and vinegar. Like I could probably drink a blast of mace and chase it with a twenty year red wine that had been exposed to the elements for most of its life. That second part actually happened. I cannot eat Arby's without almost always getting butt sick, yet I cannot stop eating there every once in a while. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 On 1/5/2023 at 6:18 PM, DragonSinger said: Naww, cuz after a small handful of fries: The deadly nipple tweak. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 19 minutes ago, Farful said: I go through periods of pee out the butt for weeks at a time then suddenly I get regular and that’s that. I’m a binge over-eater. Somehow vegetable medleys do not sit well with my gut but I can put away an arbys sandwich pretty quick. Also I think I’m inhabiting a body that has ridiculous resistance to capsaicin and vinegar. Like I could probably drink a blast of mace and chase it with a twenty year red wine that had been exposed to the elements for most of its life. That second part actually happened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 7 minutes ago, atomicinumatt said: I cannot eat Arby's without almost always getting butt sick, yet I cannot stop eating there every once in a while. Them ruebens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farful Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 9 minutes ago, atomicinumatt said: I cannot eat Arby's without almost always getting butt sick, yet I cannot stop eating there every once in a while. And here we go sharing war stories Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farful Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 17 minutes ago, katt_goddess said: I don't often have problems with McDs which is good because it's usually one of the few places in the airport that I know exists and I can get something from. That and coffee. McDs coffee in the morning. So much yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farful Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 10 minutes ago, Vela said: Oh jeez, I thought that was a signature. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Farful said: Oh jeez, I thought that was a signature. 😄 A reaction to your red wine experience. Edit: I'll likely never have a signature due to fondness for JustinOther. Edited January 7, 2023 by Vela Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farful Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 2 minutes ago, Vela said: 😄 A reaction to your red wine experience. I'm flawed. FML Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 1 minute ago, Farful said: I'm flawed. FML I'd really need more context to infer something like that...I mean...someone clearly wronged that wine. If you are that someone and then proceeded to drink it...well...then I might have to agree with you😄 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farful Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 (edited) Wait, I did nothing to that wine 😧 Edited January 7, 2023 by Farful Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 Well you drank it. You need to keep your facts strait or their inadmissible! Hold yourself together! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farful Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 (edited) 43 minutes ago, Vela said: The deadly nipple tweak. Oh yeah. also i can't tell by looking but are you straifing? oh that's clearly skylight Spoiler being low as dirt, people taking away what's important to me Edited January 7, 2023 by Farful Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 29 minutes ago, Farful said: McDs coffee in the morning. So much yes. No, I don't care for that stuff unless there's at least 6 creams and 6 sugars in it. It's swill otherwise. I'm talking about the airport offerings which at least have Starbucks, Caribou, and Dunkin. Also, don't hit on Vela. She doesn't know who you are and you will just end up getting waffled again for being weird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 3 minutes ago, Farful said: Oh yeah. also i can't tell by looking but are you straifing? Tell me what you know first. Actually I have no idea what you're talking about, who? IDon'tThinkStraifingIsAnActualWordIsIt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 3 minutes ago, katt_goddess said: Also, don't hit on Vela. She doesn't know who you are and you will just end up getting waffled again for being weird. 🖤 😅No worries, everybody here's guilty until proven otherwise, right? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 10 minutes ago, katt_goddess said: I'm talking about the airport offerings which at least have Starbucks, Caribou, and Dunkin. Dunkins is on just about every corner where I live. Probably because I'm close to where it originated, Massachusetts. Who goes to McDs for coffee? 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farful Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 I was kidding. I don't drink McDs coffee. Highland Grog maybe, but nothing that stains the inside of my colon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farful Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 18 minutes ago, Vela said: Tell me what you know first. Actually I have no idea what you're talking about, who? IDon'tThinkStraifingIsAnActualWordIsIt? Please, I'm not golom. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Gemini Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 I have a very tolerable stomach. Well, it used to be even more tolerable, but it's gotten to be a little weaker with age. I can't handle spicy foods like I used to. No more Spicy Garlic wings from Buffalo Wild Wings for me anymore. Also, GO FROGS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 9 minutes ago, hornedlizardman said: No more Spicy Garlic wings from Buffalo Wild Wings for me anymore. Also, GO FROGS! But sometimes right? THE WHOLE TIME I THOUGHT THEY WERE TOADS!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 14 minutes ago, Farful said: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 (edited) 54 minutes ago, Vela said: But sometimes right? THE WHOLE TIME I THOUGHT THEY WERE TOADS!!!! They're lizards, actually. Lizards that can "spit" (more like shoot) blood out of their eyes as a defense mechanism. Pretty rad, right? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Texas_horned_lizard And yes, as long as I don't get them tossed "extra wet" (that is, with extra Spicy Garlic sauce on them), I'm good. Edited January 7, 2023 by hornedlizardman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 4 minutes ago, hornedlizardman said: They're lizards, actually. Lizards that can "spit" (more like shoot) blood out of their eyes as a defense mechanism. Pretty rad, right? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Texas_horned_lizard Wh...why did this have me hysterical... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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