Doom Metal Alchemist Posted January 3, 2023 Posted January 3, 2023 (edited) "I'm not dead." "He says he's not dead." "You're using coconuts." "You make me sad." "...and don't call me Shirley." "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue." The entirety of Clark Griswald's rant against his boss in Christmas Vacation (complete with "Where's the Tylenol?" at the end). "These go to 11." "I know you think I'm a real dick...cheese...burger, or whatever...." Edited January 3, 2023 by Doom Metal Alchemist 4 Quote
Insipid Posted January 3, 2023 Posted January 3, 2023 "I'll have what she's having." Just gotta wait for a woman to start faking an orgasm in a restaurant. 1 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted January 3, 2023 Posted January 3, 2023 2 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: The entirety of Clark Griswald's rant against his boss in Christmas Vacation (complete with "Where's the Tylenol?" at the end). This. 1 Quote
nameraka Posted January 3, 2023 Posted January 3, 2023 (edited) Mine is a bit of a departure from the original line. "Say literally again motherfucker. Say literally one more goddamn time." Edited January 3, 2023 by nameraka 3 1 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted January 5, 2023 Posted January 5, 2023 “I’ve had it with these motherfuckin’ snakes on this motherfuckin’ plane!” Quote
Gemini Posted January 7, 2023 Posted January 7, 2023 (edited) "I'm about to do to you what Limp Bizkit did to music in the '90s." Edited January 7, 2023 by hornedlizardman Quote
mthor Posted January 9, 2023 Posted January 9, 2023 (edited) https://youtu.be/KsisH_VY9Yw Edited January 9, 2023 by mthor Quote
Real_AirCooledGirl Posted January 17, 2023 Posted January 17, 2023 From Bloodsport: "You told me to use any technique that works. Never limit myself to one style. To keep an open mind." Quote
The_annoying_one Posted March 1, 2023 Posted March 1, 2023 (edited) “Some people play hard to get. I play hard to want.” Edited March 1, 2023 by The_annoying_one Quote
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