Sawdamizer Posted April 18, 2022 Posted April 18, 2022 I wish my cock was big enough for something like that 1
scoobdog Posted April 18, 2022 Posted April 18, 2022 On 4/18/2022 at 3:31 PM, Sawdamizer said: I wish my cock was big enough for something like that Expand I wish someone else’s cock was big enough so I could send him a titanium ring and Captain Planet reruns. 1
Sawdamizer Posted April 18, 2022 Posted April 18, 2022 On 4/18/2022 at 4:25 PM, scoobdog said: I wish someone else’s cock was big enough so I could send him a titanium ring and Captain Planet reruns. Expand As much as he hates women… I’d expect him to just tie it up with a rubber band and watch it fall off 1
Mix Posted April 18, 2022 Posted April 18, 2022 That would be an awesome story though. ER, Fire Department, Diamond Saw, and your cock (which has a ring on it for some reason that I don't understand because i'm a virgin) I'd be telling that story everywhere. It would sound even crazier when I told it drunk. "...and the firemen brought me a diamond ring for my cock saw..." 1 4
Poof Posted April 18, 2022 Posted April 18, 2022 I thought about getting it done to cheat on all my cumshots
brainscour Posted April 18, 2022 Posted April 18, 2022 (edited) Hello? Like? A ball and clasp is not supposed to be worn tightly. Edited April 18, 2022 by brainscour
brainscour Posted April 18, 2022 Posted April 18, 2022 Sorts of pops in and out with enough pressure but not a lot of pressure.
molarbear Posted April 19, 2022 Posted April 19, 2022 On 4/18/2022 at 3:12 PM, Vamped said: Expand I saw the word "cock" and I got to "ring cutters" before I passed out How many klondike bars have I won? 1
Vamped Posted April 19, 2022 Author Posted April 19, 2022 On 4/19/2022 at 5:33 AM, molarbear said: I saw the word "cock" and I got to "ring cutters" before I passed out How many klondike bars have I won? Expand Klondike bars are for doers You can have one of the Walmart specials 6
scoobdog Posted April 19, 2022 Posted April 19, 2022 On 4/19/2022 at 2:33 PM, Vamped said: Klondike bars are for doers You can have one of the Walmart specials Expand Abominable is right.
molarbear Posted April 20, 2022 Posted April 20, 2022 On 4/19/2022 at 2:33 PM, Vamped said: Klondike bars are for doers You can have one of the Walmart specials Expand 5
Vamped Posted April 21, 2022 Author Posted April 21, 2022 Or .... Just poison him slowly with arsenic 1
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted April 21, 2022 Posted April 21, 2022 On 4/21/2022 at 12:06 AM, Vamped said: Expand What got me the most was the husband shouldn't be the one to take off his own shoes. 1
Vamped Posted April 21, 2022 Author Posted April 21, 2022 On 4/21/2022 at 1:26 PM, Doom Metal Alchemist said: What got me the most was the husband shouldn't be the one to take off his own shoes. Expand
scoobdog Posted April 21, 2022 Posted April 21, 2022 On 4/21/2022 at 12:06 AM, Vamped said: Expand In all seriousness... this extract has a distinct orwellian tone that somewhat belies the horrors of the decades immediately preceding this textbook
Tricolor Posted April 29, 2022 Posted April 29, 2022 On 4/19/2022 at 2:33 PM, Vamped said: Klondike bars are for doers You can have one of the Walmart specials Expand Abominable is the gnarly shit im going to take after eating one of these..ahem...abominations
Seight Posted April 29, 2022 Posted April 29, 2022 On 4/19/2022 at 2:33 PM, Vamped said: Klondike bars are for doers You can have one of the Walmart specials Expand Fun fact about Abominable Bite: "hey :)" *waves* 3
Poof Posted April 29, 2022 Posted April 29, 2022 On 4/21/2022 at 1:26 PM, Doom Metal Alchemist said: What got me the most was the husband shouldn't be the one to take off his own shoes. Expand what got me is that you're supposed to be "more interesting" while also not saying anything and only letting him talk 1
Mix Posted April 29, 2022 Posted April 29, 2022 On 4/29/2022 at 5:06 PM, Poof said: what got me is that you're supposed to be "more interesting" while also not saying anything and only letting him talk Expand You can't just tell women to be topless when their husband gets home and expect to get your Home Economics book published. At least not in the 1950's. It was a classier time. 1
Mix Posted April 29, 2022 Posted April 29, 2022 (edited) On 4/21/2022 at 4:33 PM, scoobdog said: In all seriousness... this extract has a distinct orwellian tone that somewhat belies the horrors of the decades immediately preceding this textbook Expand Right....I mean the amount of stress guys went through back then was so insane it was referenced in women's books. I don't know how they dealt with it. Edited April 29, 2022 by Mix 1
scoobdog Posted April 29, 2022 Posted April 29, 2022 On 4/29/2022 at 8:39 PM, Mix said: Right....I mean the amount of stress guys went through back then was so insane it was referenced in women's books. I don't know how they dealt with it. Expand DJTJ does.... why do you think Kimberly Guilfoyle's smile moves from one side of her face to the other? 1
Mix Posted April 29, 2022 Posted April 29, 2022 (edited) On 4/29/2022 at 9:43 PM, scoobdog said: DJTJ does.... why do you think Kimberly Guilfoyle's smile moves from one side of her face to the other? Expand I don't get it, but I gave you a like anyway because I know it took a lot for you not to hammer me on "women's books" I want you to know I wasn't happy with it either and considered switching it out for "kitchen people's books" Edited April 29, 2022 by Mix 1
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