Vamped Posted April 18, 2022 Share Posted April 18, 2022 2 2 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted April 18, 2022 Share Posted April 18, 2022 I wish my cock was big enough for something like that 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted April 18, 2022 Share Posted April 18, 2022 46 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: I wish my cock was big enough for something like that I wish someone else’s cock was big enough so I could send him a titanium ring and Captain Planet reruns. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted April 18, 2022 Share Posted April 18, 2022 12 minutes ago, scoobdog said: I wish someone else’s cock was big enough so I could send him a titanium ring and Captain Planet reruns. As much as he hates women… I’d expect him to just tie it up with a rubber band and watch it fall off 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted April 18, 2022 Share Posted April 18, 2022 That would be an awesome story though. ER, Fire Department, Diamond Saw, and your cock (which has a ring on it for some reason that I don't understand because i'm a virgin) I'd be telling that story everywhere. It would sound even crazier when I told it drunk. "...and the firemen brought me a diamond ring for my cock saw..." 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted April 18, 2022 Share Posted April 18, 2022 I thought about getting it done to cheat on all my cumshots Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brainscour Posted April 18, 2022 Share Posted April 18, 2022 (edited) Hello? Like? A ball and clasp is not supposed to be worn tightly. Edited April 18, 2022 by brainscour Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brainscour Posted April 18, 2022 Share Posted April 18, 2022 Sorts of pops in and out with enough pressure but not a lot of pressure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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molarbear Posted April 19, 2022 Share Posted April 19, 2022 14 hours ago, Vamped said: I saw the word "cock" and I got to "ring cutters" before I passed out How many klondike bars have I won? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted April 19, 2022 Author Share Posted April 19, 2022 8 hours ago, molarbear said: I saw the word "cock" and I got to "ring cutters" before I passed out How many klondike bars have I won? Klondike bars are for doers You can have one of the Walmart specials 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted April 19, 2022 Share Posted April 19, 2022 4 hours ago, Vamped said: Klondike bars are for doers You can have one of the Walmart specials Abominable is right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted April 20, 2022 Share Posted April 20, 2022 14 hours ago, Vamped said: Klondike bars are for doers You can have one of the Walmart specials 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Vamped Posted April 21, 2022 Author Share Posted April 21, 2022 Or .... Just poison him slowly with arsenic 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted April 21, 2022 Share Posted April 21, 2022 13 hours ago, Vamped said: What got me the most was the husband shouldn't be the one to take off his own shoes. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted April 21, 2022 Author Share Posted April 21, 2022 39 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: What got me the most was the husband shouldn't be the one to take off his own shoes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted April 21, 2022 Share Posted April 21, 2022 16 hours ago, Vamped said: In all seriousness... this extract has a distinct orwellian tone that somewhat belies the horrors of the decades immediately preceding this textbook Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tricolor Posted April 29, 2022 Share Posted April 29, 2022 On 4/19/2022 at 7:33 AM, Vamped said: Klondike bars are for doers You can have one of the Walmart specials Abominable is the gnarly shit im going to take after eating one of these..ahem...abominations Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted April 29, 2022 Share Posted April 29, 2022 On 4/19/2022 at 9:33 AM, Vamped said: Klondike bars are for doers You can have one of the Walmart specials Fun fact about Abominable Bite: "hey :)" *waves* 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted April 29, 2022 Author Share Posted April 29, 2022 Be safe out there in the streets 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted April 29, 2022 Share Posted April 29, 2022 On 4/21/2022 at 9:26 AM, Doom Metal Alchemist said: What got me the most was the husband shouldn't be the one to take off his own shoes. what got me is that you're supposed to be "more interesting" while also not saying anything and only letting him talk 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted April 29, 2022 Share Posted April 29, 2022 3 hours ago, Poof said: what got me is that you're supposed to be "more interesting" while also not saying anything and only letting him talk You can't just tell women to be topless when their husband gets home and expect to get your Home Economics book published. At least not in the 1950's. It was a classier time. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted April 29, 2022 Share Posted April 29, 2022 (edited) On 4/21/2022 at 12:33 PM, scoobdog said: In all seriousness... this extract has a distinct orwellian tone that somewhat belies the horrors of the decades immediately preceding this textbook Right....I mean the amount of stress guys went through back then was so insane it was referenced in women's books. I don't know how they dealt with it. Edited April 29, 2022 by Mix 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted April 29, 2022 Share Posted April 29, 2022 1 hour ago, Mix said: Right....I mean the amount of stress guys went through back then was so insane it was referenced in women's books. I don't know how they dealt with it. DJTJ does.... why do you think Kimberly Guilfoyle's smile moves from one side of her face to the other? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted April 29, 2022 Share Posted April 29, 2022 (edited) 56 minutes ago, scoobdog said: DJTJ does.... why do you think Kimberly Guilfoyle's smile moves from one side of her face to the other? I don't get it, but I gave you a like anyway because I know it took a lot for you not to hammer me on "women's books" I want you to know I wasn't happy with it either and considered switching it out for "kitchen people's books" Edited April 29, 2022 by Mix 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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