Daily advice for your every day life

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[Sawdamizer]

I wish my cock was big enough for something like that

[scoobdog]

46 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said:

I wish my cock was big enough for something like that

I wish someone else’s cock was big enough so I could send him a titanium ring and Captain Planet reruns.

[Sawdamizer]

12 minutes ago, scoobdog said:

I wish someone else’s cock was big enough so I could send him a titanium ring and Captain Planet reruns.

As much as he hates women… I’d expect him to just tie it up with a rubber band and watch it fall off

[Mix]

That would be an awesome story though.

ER, Fire Department, Diamond Saw, and your cock (which has a ring on it for some reason that I don't understand because i'm a virgin)

I'd be telling that story everywhere. It would sound even crazier when I told it drunk.

"...and the firemen brought me a diamond ring for my cock saw..."

[Poof]

I thought about getting it done to cheat on all my cumshots

[brainscour]

Hello? Like? A ball and clasp is not supposed to be worn tightly.  

Edited April 18, 2022 by brainscour

[brainscour]

Sorts of pops in and out with enough pressure but not a lot of pressure.

[Seight]

[molarbear]

14 hours ago, Vamped said:

I saw the word "cock" and I got to "ring cutters" before I passed out

How many klondike bars have I won?

[Vamped]

8 hours ago, molarbear said:

I saw the word "cock" and I got to "ring cutters" before I passed out

How many klondike bars have I won?

Klondike bars are for doers 

 

You can have one of the Walmart specials 

[scoobdog]

4 hours ago, Vamped said:

Klondike bars are for doers 

 

You can have one of the Walmart specials 

Abominable is right.

[molarbear]

14 hours ago, Vamped said:

Klondike bars are for doers 

 

You can have one of the Walmart specials 

 

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[Vamped]

 

Or .... 

Just poison him slowly with arsenic 

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

13 hours ago, Vamped said:

What got me the most was the husband shouldn't be the one to take off his own shoes.

[Vamped]

39 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

What got me the most was the husband shouldn't be the one to take off his own shoes.

 

 

 

[scoobdog]

16 hours ago, Vamped said:

In all seriousness... this extract has a distinct orwellian tone that somewhat belies the horrors of the decades immediately preceding this textbook

[Tricolor]

On 4/19/2022 at 7:33 AM, Vamped said:

Klondike bars are for doers 

 

You can have one of the Walmart specials 

Abominable is the gnarly shit im going to take after eating one of these..ahem...abominations

[Seight]

On 4/19/2022 at 9:33 AM, Vamped said:

Klondike bars are for doers 

 

You can have one of the Walmart specials 

Fun fact about Abominable Bite:

"hey :)" *waves*

[Vamped]

Be safe out there in the streets 

[Poof]

On 4/21/2022 at 9:26 AM, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

What got me the most was the husband shouldn't be the one to take off his own shoes.

what got me is that you're supposed to be "more interesting" while also not saying anything and only letting him talk

[Mix]

3 hours ago, Poof said:

what got me is that you're supposed to be "more interesting" while also not saying anything and only letting him talk

You can't just tell women to be topless when their husband gets home and expect to get your Home Economics book published.

At least not in the 1950's. It was a classier time. 

[Mix]

On 4/21/2022 at 12:33 PM, scoobdog said:

In all seriousness... this extract has a distinct orwellian tone that somewhat belies the horrors of the decades immediately preceding this textbook

Right....I mean the amount of stress guys went through back then was so insane it was referenced in women's books.

I don't know how they dealt with it. 

 

Edited April 29, 2022 by Mix

[scoobdog]

1 hour ago, Mix said:

Right....I mean the amount of stress guys went through back then was so insane it was referenced in women's books.

I don't know how they dealt with it. 

 

DJTJ does.... why do you think Kimberly Guilfoyle's smile moves from one side of her face to the other?

[Mix]

56 minutes ago, scoobdog said:

DJTJ does.... why do you think Kimberly Guilfoyle's smile moves from one side of her face to the other?

I don't get it, but I gave you a like anyway because I know it took a lot for you not to hammer me on "women's books"

I want you to know I wasn't happy with it either and considered switching it out for "kitchen people's books"

Edited April 29, 2022 by Mix

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