Poof Posted April 17, 2022 Share Posted April 17, 2022 Yea 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted April 17, 2022 Share Posted April 17, 2022 Jesus is a lich. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted April 17, 2022 Share Posted April 17, 2022 3 hours ago, stilgar said: Jesus is rich. dude has gates made of pearls, bruv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted April 17, 2022 Share Posted April 17, 2022 4 hours ago, Poof said: Yea vampire is more likely, right? Zombies can't do magic. They're always talking about the blood of christ. Also, check out pics of dracula and jesus.....come on....dracula is just manscaped Jesus 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted April 17, 2022 Author Share Posted April 17, 2022 4 hours ago, stilgar said: Jesus is a lich. i havent finished any stories in 15 years but it seems inevitable now that the first one I'm going to end up finishing is this short story that I haven't even put one word down for yet. It's about jesus but it's like the cross and crucifixion didnt happen it thats just a fiction they made up bc it was way worse and more humiliating. It was a different method of torturous execution. And then.. well.. no spoilers there's an m ngith shamylan style twist w/the resurrection part near the end and it's like I feel like it's a story so terrible I could go to hell just for showing it to anyone. I don't want to write it but it's all finished in my head despite not really wanting to think about it. I just couldn't help but think about it. It's only a matter of time before i can't help but write it 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted April 17, 2022 Author Share Posted April 17, 2022 1 hour ago, Mix said: vampire is more likely, right? Zombies can't do magic. They're always talking about the blood of christ. Also, check out pics of dracula and jesus.....come on....dracula is just manscaped Jesus it don't matter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted April 17, 2022 Share Posted April 17, 2022 4 minutes ago, Poof said: it don't matter don't none of this matter 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted April 17, 2022 Author Share Posted April 17, 2022 ho ho ho merry easter to all and to all a good fuck you 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted April 17, 2022 Share Posted April 17, 2022 I'll bet none of you have had the "honor" of Easter falling on your birthday (3x). Lots of fun when you're a kid to get nothing but Easter baskets as birthday gifts. I have an aversion to chocolate-covered marshmallow eggs and Peeps to this day. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted April 17, 2022 Author Share Posted April 17, 2022 3 minutes ago, tsar4 said: I'll bet none of you have had the "honor" of Easter falling on your birthday (3x). Lots of fun when you're a kid to get nothing but Easter baskets as birthday gifts. I have an aversion to chocolate-covered marshmallow eggs and Peeps to this day. my bday is 10 away from halloween and I always wished it was the same so all my gifts would be halowwen themed 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted April 17, 2022 Share Posted April 17, 2022 7 minutes ago, tsar4 said: I'll bet none of you have had the "honor" of Easter falling on your birthday (3x). Lots of fun when you're a kid to get nothing but Easter baskets as birthday gifts. I have an aversion to chocolate-covered marshmallow eggs and Peeps to this day. Almost every kid born in the month of December would like you to suck it. Tree ornaments are not birthday presents and no kid should be given the 'choice' of a 'big' birthday gift and small Christmas gift or a small birthday gift and a 'big' Christmas gift. Because it's going to be two small gifts that will eventually turn into just one small gift and then no gift at all anyway. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted April 17, 2022 Share Posted April 17, 2022 Just now, katt_goddess said: Almost every kid born in the month of December would like you to suck it. Tree ornaments are not birthday presents and no kid should be given the 'choice' of a 'big' birthday gift and small Christmas gift or a small birthday gift and a 'big' Christmas gift. Because it's going to be two small gifts that will eventually turn into just one small gift and then no gift at all anyway. At least you know it's coming. Easter moves around a lot. It fell when I turned 18 (legal drinking age at the time). Had to wait a week to party with friends - then 3 months later I was no longer legal, the state upped the age to 21 with no grandfather clause. I probably won't be around for the next time. I'd be 102. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted April 17, 2022 Share Posted April 17, 2022 45 minutes ago, tsar4 said: At least you know it's coming. Easter moves around a lot. It fell when I turned 18 (legal drinking age at the time). Had to wait a week to party with friends - then 3 months later I was no longer legal, the state upped the age to 21 with no grandfather clause. I probably won't be around for the next time. I'd be 102. To be honest, parents of kids born in December should know it's coming and plan ahead so that the kids don't get screwed because the holiday just snuck up on them. That is wild about the age change. You'd think there'd be a grandfather clause of some kind but then again, I suppose it would be hard to enforce things if there were people who could and people who couldn't just based on which month of that year they were born in. Aim for 102. Be that person who gets to say all the things like 'back in MY day there were only 10 ringtones automatically loaded into cell phones...' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chapinator_X Posted April 17, 2022 Share Posted April 17, 2022 My bday is four days away so I was pretty close. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted April 17, 2022 Share Posted April 17, 2022 5 minutes ago, katt_goddess said: To be honest, parents of kids born in December should know it's coming and plan ahead so that the kids don't get screwed because the holiday just snuck up on them. That is wild about the age change. You'd think there'd be a grandfather clause of some kind but then again, I suppose it would be hard to enforce things if there were people who could and people who couldn't just based on which month of that year they were born in. Aim for 102. Be that person who gets to say all the things like 'back in MY day there were only 10 ringtones automatically loaded into cell phones...' I only need one - 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted April 17, 2022 Author Share Posted April 17, 2022 16 minutes ago, Chapinator_X said: My bday is four days away so I was pretty close. happy early birthday 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted April 17, 2022 Share Posted April 17, 2022 18 minutes ago, Chapinator_X said: My bday is four days away so I was pretty close. So, April 2030 is your next one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptorpat Posted April 18, 2022 Share Posted April 18, 2022 2 hours ago, katt_goddess said: That is wild about the age change. You'd think there'd be a grandfather clause of some kind but then again, I suppose it would be hard to enforce things if there were people who could and people who couldn't just based on which month of that year they were born in. As awkward as it was for that cohort of kids who were legal and then suddenly weren't, imagine if they were grandfathered in and Jimmy could drink for the three years because he was 18 and a day when the change was enacted but Timmy had to wait the three years because he was only 17 and 364 days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted April 18, 2022 Share Posted April 18, 2022 I told my other half’s BiL “happy new year” cuz I brain farted on what holiday it was 😬 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rpgamer Posted April 18, 2022 Share Posted April 18, 2022 6 hours ago, Poof said: my bday is 10 away from halloween and I always wished it was the same so all my gifts would be halowwen themed Pretty sure cowboyardee had a few stories about why this was terrible, often as not. I seem to recall one of them being a gravestone cake with [current birthday] down as the day of death. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted April 18, 2022 Author Share Posted April 18, 2022 39 minutes ago, rpgamer said: Pretty sure cowboyardee had a few stories about why this was terrible, often as not. I seem to recall one of them being a gravestone cake with [current birthday] down as the day of death. that's exactly the kind of thing what I want tho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted April 18, 2022 Author Share Posted April 18, 2022 52 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said: I told my other half’s BiL “happy new year” cuz I brain farted on what holiday it was 😬 it's ok we've all been under a lot of stress these past couple years its a blur 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasqueradeOverture Posted April 18, 2022 Share Posted April 18, 2022 Judas: My mind is clearer now. At last, all too well, I can see where w- Jesus: *Bites Judas* Judas: gnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brainscour Posted April 18, 2022 Share Posted April 18, 2022 On 4/17/2022 at 3:31 PM, Mix said: dude has gates made of pearls, bruv Eternal Life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brainscour Posted April 18, 2022 Share Posted April 18, 2022 1 hour ago, MasqueradeOverture said: Judas: My mind is clearer now. At last, all too well, I can see where w- Jesus: *Bites Judas* Judas: gnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn Judas is sellout or super-wise gypsy? That CAN'T be the almighty walking around and the Jews were warned about a false prophet anyway So Judas knew if that was the real messiah he would have been forgiven (if his sin was not malcontent) I would know? But God would trick Judas! And he's the ones who's word called them "friends" that's a forever deal sometimes (?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brainscour Posted April 18, 2022 Share Posted April 18, 2022 Or Rome. . Would have probably killed him. He had to answer, and he was rewarded Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted April 18, 2022 Author Share Posted April 18, 2022 1 hour ago, MasqueradeOverture said: Judas: My mind is clearer now. At last, all too well, I can see where w- Jesus: *Bites Judas* Judas: gnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn amen 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted April 18, 2022 Share Posted April 18, 2022 18 hours ago, rpgamer said: Pretty sure cowboyardee had a few stories about why this was terrible, often as not. I seem to recall one of them being a gravestone cake with [current birthday] down as the day of death. I would eat the hell out of that. It's not coconut is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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