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Posted

Sung to the tune of 'Creep' : 

I wish I was Skittles.

A bag of frickin' Skittles.

But I'm a PEEP.

I'm an Easter Candy!

Why the hell am I yellow?

I'm a F*CKING MARSHMALLOW. 

I'm a Peep...

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8 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said:

This bitch spittin

I so wish I could take credit for it. But I can only take credit for remembering it and annoying the hell out of people with it at work. It was part of a bit that was written and performed by Triumph the Insult Comic dog for this year's cancelled / moved to online fun fest con with Weird Al. But I am one of many who wants it to be done as a full song [ some slight edits ] by Weird Al in time for Easter. My addition other than the initial suggestion itself was that at some point said Peep needs to visit a microwave for 8 seconds in hell. At 10 seconds, Peeps tend to burst into flames, but at 8 they are like Elvis on the toilet - glazed and bloated. Stay tuned. :D 

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6 hours ago, André Toulon said:

......

Smfh

 

White people

 

this is a step in the right direction for my ppl. They need to know and be exposed to spicy candy other than fireballs

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2 hours ago, Poof said:

this is a step in the right direction for my ppl. They need to know and be exposed to spicy candy other than fireballs

Take something objectively awful and cover it with something so strong you can tell what's underneath....

It is our way.

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7 hours ago, Poof said:

this is a step in the right direction for my ppl. They need to know and be exposed to spicy candy other than fireballs

You need some of my aunt's red hot apple preserves.  Louisiana staple and it is where the real flavor town is.

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Just now, André Toulon said:

You need some of my aunt's red hot apple preserves.  Louisiana staple and it is where the real flavor town is.

Hi... you probably need my address though you should have it since I sent you soap.

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Just now, Sawdamizer said:

Hi... you probably need my address though you should have it since I sent you s oap.

I do and when I get my hands on some, I will def send you a jar. 

I really want someone else to have this.

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Just now, André Toulon said:

I do and when I get my hands on some, I will def send you a jar. 

I really want someone else to have this.

Send some to disco and midnight... that dude will do dumb shit

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5 hours ago, scoobdog said:

Take something objectively awful and cover it with something so strong you can tell what's underneath....

It is our way.

I see you too are familiar with the lutefisk.

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1 hour ago, André Toulon said:

You need some of my aunt's red hot apple preserves.  Louisiana staple and it is where the real flavor town is.

A preserve with actual Red Hots in it?

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47 minutes ago, scoobdog said:

A preserve with actual Red Hots in it?

.....I mean, I get why you think this, but I'm very angry that you think I would distribute something so youtube chefy.....no, my aunt is from a time when cooking was a skill, not your ability to hold a one sided conversation with the viewers while you molest culinary art.

 

 

 

I mean, no.

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Posted

Easy.  I was just trying to Google what that might be, and apparently jams with apple juice and red hots are a thing.

 I’m guessing that it really is an apple and cinnamon preserve, though.

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7 hours ago, André Toulon said:

.....I mean, I get why you think this, but I'm very angry that you think I would distribute something so youtube chefy.....no, my aunt is from a time when cooking was a skill, not your ability to hold a one sided conversation with the viewers while you molest culinary art.

 

 

 

I mean, no.

Internet chefs be like: 

 

 

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