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The next Disney love story is going to involve an electrician


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14 hours ago, StarPanda said:

I suggest a mechanic 

whatever.....it's just going to start with her hiring a guy to fix some shit and then he fixes her heart...or something like that

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1 hour ago, BlackNoir said:

Fynn, Shrek, ......Alladin..

.....Ok, I really though I had more of these teed up, but I'm just going to pretend 3 non-princes proves my unclear and abandoned point.

QUASIFUKINGMODO

All three of them got with princesses...technically not princes, but still in line with my royal-family-bad point 

also, was Quasimodo a love story? I never saw it....I thought it was about a hunchback being forced to live in the attic of a cathedral by some evil priest who may or may not have been his father....

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3 hours ago, Mix said:

All three of them got with princesses...technically not princes, but still in line with my royal-family-bad point 

also, was Quasimodo a love story? I never saw it....I thought it was about a hunchback being forced to live in the attic of a cathedral by some evil priest who may or may not have been his father....

Ultimately it was, but in the way quasi saved the girl and she went off to fuck a dude that didn't look like a callus.

Fine, pocahontas, and no that bitch isn't a princess, Tarzan, hell prince naveen or whatever...was he a prince? I think it turned out he was actually broke and not royalty at all, but I haven't seen that one in a while....bottom line, his girl is a bootchick, so she damn sho ain't no princess.

 

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19 minutes ago, André Toulon said:

Ultimately it was, but in the way quasi saved the girl and she went off to fuck a dude that didn't look like a callus.

Fine, pocahontas, and no that bitch isn't a princess, Tarzan, hell prince naveen or whatever...was he a prince? I think it turned out he was actually broke and not royalty at all, but I haven't seen that one in a while....bottom line, his girl is a bootchick, so she damn sho ain't no princess.

 

Pocahontas is a princess to everyone who doesn't harbor colonial views on the first nation -_-

You got me with Tarzan

The princess and the frog has "Princess" in the title....the messaging is there

 

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2 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Not that buddy hasn't named a bunch of legit non-princes, but as I recall Aladdin pretended to be a prince to snag Princess Jasmine, so in Jasmine's eyes he was a prin ce.

Dude,  for like 15 minutes..  She found out he was trash  after the carpet ride.   Or was it before.  ..i can't remember,  but the prince ali  thing was a minute part of the story

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9 hours ago, Mix said:

Pocahontas is a princess to everyone who doesn't harbor colonial views on the first nation -_-

 

 

Fukoutaahere

9 hours ago, Mix said:

 

The princess and the frog has "Princess" in the title....the messaging is there

 

There wasn't a single  princess in the movie.... Not one,  not a single one. Next you'll  tell me Tarantino's arguably career making film is about dogs.

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11 minutes ago, Azalar Hex said:

Toy Story wasn't a princess.

 

11 minutes ago, Azalar Hex said:

Pretty sure that movie with the racist crows didn't have any royalty.

 

10 minutes ago, Azalar Hex said:

And penis nose.  That was a love story between a little wooden boy and a Gepettophile.

Your comment about Gapeto aside, the point of this thread was LOVE STORIES not involving princes, not just the whole movies themselves not involving princes. 

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