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6 hours ago, RainyDayJizz#35 said:

Just date short girls. There's a whole army of women that I have to listen to a bunch of ouch and that hurts. And there are lots of cute short women.

Good tip! Pun intended 😀

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i have a large penis.

yeah, i know this thread isn't about me, but i've never been able to work that into a conversation before, so...

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Just now, RainyDayJizz#35 said:

You just force it into the conversation. Everyone loves talking about dicks.

i was under the impression that where dicks were concerned forcing things was frowned upon. 

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1 minute ago, nameraka said:

i was under the impression that where dicks were concerned forcing things was frowned upon. 

Conversation not insertion, jesus. If they don't like the conversation they can leave. It's like you never sat around talking about dicks before.

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Just now, RainyDayJizz#35 said:

 It's like you never sat around talking about dicks before.

my father is a baptist minister.

until i was about 15, i genuinely thought i was the first person to discover they could be used for anything other than urination.

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1 hour ago, nameraka said:

my father is a baptist minister.

until i was about 15, i genuinely thought i was the first person to discover they could be used for anything other than urination.

Man. You're pretty stupid.

Posted (edited)

Eh... don't let it deflate your ego.

Remember, it's not how big the balloon gets that matters, but how hard it gets before it pops.

Or something.

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19 hours ago, Heshi said:

aww tiny lil weewee meow, I was told that I have a big dick o.O

Heshi

Spoiler

Heshi if you're the Astolfo cosplayer you have a moral imperative to let us know that.

 

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On 2/24/2021 at 9:52 PM, Seight said:

Heshi

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Heshi if you're the Astolfo cosplayer you have a moral imperative to let us know that.

 

welp I've never cosplayed meow, oh and who?

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On 2/21/2021 at 8:05 PM, That_One_Guy said:

Altho it is kinda funny. Makes the bitches laugh 😎

@That_One_Guy go to your clergyman and complaint asked them to send a complaint to God about that I don't want to hear it Pen was a stand-in for dick and Dick standing for penis

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