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Subway tuna sandwich contains no tuna or any type of fish


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This news follows last years court ruling that subways bread isn't bread.

A Subway representative assured journalists and franchise owners at a press conference this morning of the quality of Subways food.

Explaining, at length, that, "...you see what you want to see. You taste what you want to taste. Subway, eat fresh."

 

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19 minutes ago, Vamped said:

Thats because its people. Its always been people 

Armie Hammer probably figured it out before everyone else. 

He was probably going down on his girl on a heavy flow day because he's a real man and suddenly realized she tasted like an even fresher version of Subway. 

It also explains why some of his accusers said he yells, "EAT FRESH," as he comes.

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I've made the bread from scratch it is bread. Now is any tuna shipped for commercial retail use actually tuna? That's a diff story maybe. I know can wise the Starkist company got bought out by a Korean conglomerate that's been trying to ignore and dodge the fda according to some research I did not to long ago after buying some cans.. Mainly to appease my cat anyway I'm not that big on tuna. :|

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I just thought of this and it's way late, but if Armie Hammer went down on his girlfriends during their periods, he would have seemed like a good guy and no one would have been the wiser.

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2 minutes ago, Poof said:

tf is it then

"mixture of various concoctions that do not constitute tuna, yet have been blended together by defendants to imitate the appearance of tuna,"

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9 minutes ago, Poof said:

i wanna know whats the concoctions dammit

chill....i'm just now learning that concoctions aren't a type of animal meat 

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6 minutes ago, Mix said:

chill....i'm just now learning that concoctions aren't a type of animal meat 

I still wanna know

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44 minutes ago, Poof said:

i wanna know whats the concoctions dammit

usually various other 'less quality' or more easily caught or farmed fish. Here's some more quick google pasta. Not new info for me really.. 84% of fish samples labeled "white tuna" were actually escolar, a fish that can cause prolonged, uncontrollable, oily anal leakage. The only fish .

 

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I can't eat Subway until I get a new liver. The sodium content is INSANE, even for the sandwiches that are supposedly heart healthy. I think they did away with the carved turkey sub they would have around Thanksgiving time, but I LOVED getting a 12" carved turkey sub with shredded white and yellow (cheddar?) cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, onions, oil and vinegar, and oregano. 🥺

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16 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Hey, they had no way of knowing he was going to do that.

They knew and they covered it up. Open your eyes, man. It's Subway, they know everything. 

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