Mix Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 This news follows last years court ruling that subways bread isn't bread. A Subway representative assured journalists and franchise owners at a press conference this morning of the quality of Subways food. Explaining, at length, that, "...you see what you want to see. You taste what you want to taste. Subway, eat fresh." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 Thats because its people. Its always been people 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted February 3, 2021 Author Share Posted February 3, 2021 19 minutes ago, Vamped said: Thats because its people. Its always been people Armie Hammer probably figured it out before everyone else. He was probably going down on his girl on a heavy flow day because he's a real man and suddenly realized she tasted like an even fresher version of Subway. It also explains why some of his accusers said he yells, "EAT FRESH," as he comes. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 (edited) I've made the bread from scratch it is bread. Now is any tuna shipped for commercial retail use actually tuna? That's a diff story maybe. I know can wise the Starkist company got bought out by a Korean conglomerate that's been trying to ignore and dodge the fda according to some research I did not to long ago after buying some cans.. Mainly to appease my cat anyway I'm not that big on tuna. Edited February 3, 2021 by PhilosipherStoned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted February 3, 2021 Author Share Posted February 3, 2021 I just thought of this and it's way late, but if Armie Hammer went down on his girlfriends during their periods, he would have seemed like a good guy and no one would have been the wiser. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 tf is it then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted February 3, 2021 Author Share Posted February 3, 2021 2 minutes ago, Poof said: tf is it then "mixture of various concoctions that do not constitute tuna, yet have been blended together by defendants to imitate the appearance of tuna," Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 i wanna know whats the concoctions dammit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted February 3, 2021 Author Share Posted February 3, 2021 9 minutes ago, Poof said: i wanna know whats the concoctions dammit chill....i'm just now learning that concoctions aren't a type of animal meat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 6 minutes ago, Mix said: chill....i'm just now learning that concoctions aren't a type of animal meat I still wanna know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted February 3, 2021 Author Share Posted February 3, 2021 7 minutes ago, Poof said: I still wanna know Forbes mentioned something about hot dogs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inhumanrampager Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 You can lick the greasiest part of my ass, and it'd still be tastier than a Subway sandwich. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 Up to date photo of Subway's CEO 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 44 minutes ago, Poof said: i wanna know whats the concoctions dammit usually various other 'less quality' or more easily caught or farmed fish. Here's some more quick google pasta. Not new info for me really.. 84% of fish samples labeled "white tuna" were actually escolar, a fish that can cause prolonged, uncontrollable, oily anal leakage. The only fish . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 (edited) rofl I didn't..even catch that last part until I posted it. 'uncontrollable, oily anal leakage'. 🤣 It came from this.. https://www.theatlantic.com/business/archive/2013/02/59-of-the-tuna-americans-eat-is-not-tuna/273410/ Edited February 3, 2021 by PhilosipherStoned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedemptionZeni Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 I can't eat Subway until I get a new liver. The sodium content is INSANE, even for the sandwiches that are supposedly heart healthy. I think they did away with the carved turkey sub they would have around Thanksgiving time, but I LOVED getting a 12" carved turkey sub with shredded white and yellow (cheddar?) cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, onions, oil and vinegar, and oregano. 🥺 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 "Also, pay no mind to our past choices in spokesperson." 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 1 hour ago, Seight said: "Also, pay no mind to our past choices in spokesperson." Hey, they had no way of knowing he was going to do that. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted February 4, 2021 Author Share Posted February 4, 2021 16 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Hey, they had no way of knowing he was going to do that. They knew and they covered it up. Open your eyes, man. It's Subway, they know everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sahockeygrl15 Posted February 4, 2021 Share Posted February 4, 2021 On 2/2/2021 at 11:14 PM, Vamped said: Thats because its people. Its always been people The cannibal diet. Fucking Jared Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted February 4, 2021 Share Posted February 4, 2021 26 minutes ago, Mix said: They knew and they covered it up. Open your eyes, man. It's Subway, they know everything. Your mom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackNoir Posted February 4, 2021 Share Posted February 4, 2021 I figure all of my food isn't what it's supposed to be.....At least i like subway. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted February 4, 2021 Share Posted February 4, 2021 If you get an Italian sub, you already know you're eating rodents, and those fuckers are way dirtier than people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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