If mayonnaise was a religion

[Sawdamizer]

And Hellman is your god...

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

We all know mayonnaise is not a religion, but rather an instrument.

[Sawdamizer]

9 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

We all know mayonnaise is not a religion, but rather an instrument.

Right... I agree.... by the order of miracle whippers

[Poof]

[Still Me]

this is by far the whitest fucking thing I’ve ever seen

[tsar4]

3 hours ago, Still Me said:

this is by far the whitest fucking thing I’ve ever seen

[molarbear]

Is it chunky or creamy mayo tho?

[Sawdamizer]

27 minutes ago, molarbear said:

Is it chunky or creamy mayo tho?

Get.

Out.

[Skiles]

Wow. I loathe this.

[katt_goddess]

[Vamped]

 

[nameraka]

11 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

We all know mayonnaise is not a religion, but rather an instrument.

mayonnaise is absolutely a religion.

it's called mormonism. 

[Seight]

white ppl

[Skiles]

21 minutes ago, Seight said:

white ppl

Don't put that evil on me, Ricky Bobby!

[scoobdog]

The primitive dances of our ancestral people....