resurrected Posted November 19, 2020 Posted November 19, 2020 we got a giant christmas tree today. i have never paid as much as i did today for one. we always buy a real tree every year, and these christmas loving bums charged $130 for the tree we got. in their defense, they did have the prices on all the trees. just glad we found one. 1
Seight Posted November 19, 2020 Posted November 19, 2020 Did it come with a free owl like the one at Rockafeller Plaza? 1
Sawdamizer Posted November 19, 2020 Posted November 19, 2020 They literally grow outside.... They are free everywhere. 1
BlackNoir Posted November 19, 2020 Posted November 19, 2020 Obviously you've never brought one home that was full of ants and leaking sap.....Worst Christmas ever....Being 12 years old and getting lit up by ants while you try to see what games you got. 1 2
Sawdamizer Posted November 19, 2020 Posted November 19, 2020 2 minutes ago, BlackNoir said: Obviously you've never brought one home that was full of ants and leaking sap.....Worst Christmas ever....Being 12 years old and getting lit up by ants while you try to see what games you got. Sometimes its ants and sometimes its delicious maple syrup... take the good , take the bad, take them both... and there you have... the facts of life. 1
resurrected Posted November 19, 2020 Author Posted November 19, 2020 1 hour ago, Sawdamizer said: They literally grow outside.... They are free everywhere. People don't like when people trespass on their land and cut down a tree down here. We did do that one year. Cut down a son of a bitch that was 14 ft tall. O Christmas Tree, mother fuckers, indeed that year.
resurrected Posted November 19, 2020 Author Posted November 19, 2020 1 hour ago, BlackNoir said: Obviously you've never brought one home that was full of ants and leaking sap.....Worst Christmas ever....Being 12 years old and getting lit up by ants while you try to see what games you got. *Buddy on Christmas morning smashing ants with his Nintendo games.*
little_girl_lost Posted November 19, 2020 Posted November 19, 2020 Last year I did an alien themed xmas tree, I made the tree topper and hand painted each ornament.
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted November 19, 2020 Posted November 19, 2020 1 hour ago, Sawdamizer said: They literally grow outside.... They are free everywhere. Douglas fir trees are not even remotely "everywhere" let alone "free everywhere." WTF are you you talking about?
Sawdamizer Posted November 19, 2020 Posted November 19, 2020 23 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Douglas fir trees are not even remotely "everywhere" let alone "free everywhere." WTF are you you talking about? Who said Douglas Fir?
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted November 19, 2020 Posted November 19, 2020 1 minute ago, Sawdamizer said: Who said Douglas Fir? Resurrected specifically said "christmas tree." Christmas tree =/= literally any type of tree on god's green Earth.
Sawdamizer Posted November 19, 2020 Posted November 19, 2020 1 minute ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Resurrected specifically said "christmas tree." Christmas tree =/= literally any type of tree on god's green Earth. Wild assumptions. Douglas Fir is scrub level smash experience.
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted November 19, 2020 Posted November 19, 2020 Just now, Sawdamizer said: Wild assumptions. Douglas Fir is scrub level smash experience. ....Are you having sex with Christmas trees now?
Sawdamizer Posted November 19, 2020 Posted November 19, 2020 4 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: ....Are you having sex with Christmas trees now? Its called Dendrophilia... and I'd appreciate if you stayed up out of my personal affairs. 1
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted November 19, 2020 Posted November 19, 2020 41 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: Its called Dendrophilia... and I'd appreciate if you stayed up out of my personal affairs. Aw c'mon man, now my imagination is running away with me.... I can picture a decorated Christmas tree with wrapped presents under it.... You come to the tree on Christmas Eve (Christmas day is for the kids....) and you excitedly unwrap all the dildos, buttplugs, anal beads, cock & ball torture devices, lube, and whatever other sex toy I can't think of, you thank the tree for the generous gifts, and then you REALLY thank the tree... 1
resurrected Posted November 19, 2020 Author Posted November 19, 2020 It's a Frazier fir. Suck my dick..... tree. 1
Chapinator_X Posted November 19, 2020 Posted November 19, 2020 I finally got a plastic tree a few years ago, but now I’ve faced the main problem people have with Christmas trees: they take up extra space. And when you want to pawn yours off on someone, they also have a plastic tree they’re trying to get rid of.
scoobdog Posted November 19, 2020 Posted November 19, 2020 6 hours ago, Sawdamizer said: They literally grow outside.... They are free everywhere. I'd watch that on America's Funniest Videos. How some of them don't get killed, I don't know. But, it's hilarious.
Sawdamizer Posted November 19, 2020 Posted November 19, 2020 2 hours ago, resurrected said: It's a Frazier fir. Suck my dick..... tree. See? Mother fucker assumes over there 1
cyberbully Posted November 19, 2020 Posted November 19, 2020 3 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Aw c'mon man, now my imagination is running away with me.... I can picture a decorated Christmas tree with wrapped presents under it.... You come to the tree on Christmas Eve (Christmas day is for the kids....) and you excitedly unwrap all the dildos, buttplugs, anal beads, cock & ball torture devices, lube, and whatever other sex toy I can't think of, you thank the tree for the generous gifts, and then you REALLY thank the tree... Bro, that imagination needs a time out and some ass....this was slightly weird even for you. 4
resurrected Posted November 20, 2020 Author Posted November 20, 2020 I think doom has just made his Christmas list known for all interested parties. 2
stilgar Posted November 20, 2020 Posted November 20, 2020 I don't understand people who decorate for Christmas before December. 1
resurrected Posted November 20, 2020 Author Posted November 20, 2020 53 minutes ago, stilgar said: I don't understand people who decorate for Christmas before December. Let me grab my crayons so I can draw you a picture.
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