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Your girl showing up with Brad Pitt has got to be the best way

I mean, it's a wrap for you, but the scenario is just so funny you can't be mad

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11 minutes ago, Mix said:

Your girl showing up with Brad Pitt has got to be the best way

I mean, it's a wrap for you, but the scenario is just so funny you can't be mad

I hear his junk is laughable.

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Just now, Mewn said:

Maybe he's a cuck.

I honestly did not even once consider this....

Honestly don't even fully believe in the concept of a willing cuck....

But hey, if he is, this has got to be a big get for him....I mean porn has lead me to believe you wanna go bigger and blacker in this arena, but toned, pretty and famous probably works too

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6 minutes ago, Radical Left said:

I hear his junk is laughable.

I had a conversation with a room full of women (I was the only man) who told me they did not give a fuck if the rumors about Shemar Moore were true in this area....I probed as much as I dared, but in the end I was satisfied that they meant what they said....you CAN out pretty the need for a star attraction between your legs

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BlackNoir Megastar

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5 minutes ago, Mix said:

I had a conversation with a room full of women (I was the only man) who told me they did not give a fuck if the rumors about Shemar Moore were true in this area....I probed as much as I dared, but in the end I was satisfied that they meant what they said....you CAN out pretty the need for a star attraction between your legs

Who gives a shit about those things...Where did being funny land on the scale.

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5 minutes ago, Radical Left said:

Who gives a shit about those things...Where did being funny land on the scale.

It didn't come up, but you can venture a guess 

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58 minutes ago, Mix said:

I honestly did not even once consider this....

Honestly don't even fully believe in the concept of a willing cuck....

But hey, if he is, this has got to be a big get for him....I mean porn has lead me to believe you wanna go bigger and blacker in this arena, but toned, pretty and famous probably works too

I mean, I guess you can ask Jerry Falwell Jr.

 

....heyyoooo

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RainyDayJizz#35 Hero

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1 hour ago, Mix said:

Honestly don't even fully believe in the concept of a willing cuck....

I dunno, I on pornhub's hot videos I saw a preview of some guy with a cock ring on POV with his wife's face rubbing on his dick while she was clearly getting plowed from behind, even though you couldn't see the other dude. If he wasn't enjoying it sexually i guess that's what the cock ring is for.

I can't even fathom what goes into going there. But grown men live as babies, so wtf.

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6 hours ago, Vamped said:

Brad Pitt is looking kinda old these days ... though... and rough. I dont know if I would be as threatened by him now

 

18 minutes ago, Vamped said:

Y'all are seriously over estimating current Brad Pitt's attractiveness 

Out with the old, in with the new

I here ya, Vamped

 

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renjifan Aristocrat

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53 minutes ago, Vamped said:

Y'all are seriously over estimating current Brad Pitt's attractiveness 

Agreed. Though, I’ve never been a huge fan of him, anyways...

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1 hour ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

His millions of dollars and clout in Hollywood doesn't help?

So ...  are you saying you'd fuck Donald Trump for the same reasons?

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36 minutes ago, Vamped said:

So ...  are you saying you'd fuck Donald Trump for the same reasons?

1. All of his wives would say yes.

2. I'm cishet

3. Trump was I guess "average" at his absolute peak and a complete dumpster fire (physically and in many other ways) now. Brad Pitt was a huge heart throb in his heyday and now he's just a little aged.

4. Hell, I'd fuck Martha Stewart.

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11 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

1. All of his wives would say yes.

2. I'm cishet

3. Trump was I guess "average" at his absolute peak and a complete dumpster fire (physically and in many other ways) now. Brad Pitt was a huge heart throb in his heyday and now he's just a little aged.

4. Hell, I'd fuck Martha Stewart.

You said millions of dollars and Hollywood clout 

Martha Stewart does not equate to Donald Trump. She was looking hot in her pool post

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12 minutes ago, Vamped said:

You said millions of dollars and Hollywood clout 

Martha Stewart does not equate to Donald Trump. She was looking hot in her pool post

lol I'm not equating Martha Stewart to Donald Trump. I'm equating Martha Stewart to Brad Pitt. Except for the fact I don't remember a shitload of American young/middle aged men clamoring for some Martha Stewart tail. 

You're equating Brad Pitt to Donald Trump.

Also you're completely ignoring where I said Trump's wives would definitely fuck him for his money and clout while I would not because I don't want to fuck any dudes, including whoever that was you said was good and married.

ALSO ALSO the money and clout was supposed to be in ADDITION to the good but aged looks of Mr. Pitt. I wasn't saying sleep with a Danny DeVito looking dude with money and clout. Looks are still part of the equation.

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1 hour ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

lol I'm not equating Martha Stewart to Donald Trump. I'm equating Martha Stewart to Brad Pitt. Except for the fact I don't remember a shitload of American young/middle aged men clamoring for some Martha Stewart tail. 

You're equating Brad Pitt to Donald Trump.

Also you're completely ignoring where I said Trump's wives would definitely fuck him for his money and clout while I would not because I don't want to fuck any dudes, including whoever that was you said was good and married.

ALSO ALSO the money and clout was supposed to be in ADDITION to the good but aged looks of Mr. Pitt. I wasn't saying sleep with a Danny DeVito looking dude with money and clout. Looks are still part of the equation.

You cant have money and clout in addition to looks ... if you dont have the looks in the first place.

And I dont know where you're getting your information from but Danny Devito is a sex symbol on Reddit

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56 minutes ago, Mix said:

 

 

Does the pope shit in the woods?

Are bears catholic?

Spoiler

Probably 

 

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20 minutes ago, cyberbully said:

....settle down, thread

why? i'm learning a lot

Brad Pitt's stock has plummeted

Martha Stewart's stock has never been higher

Model trophy wives of millionaires are women "YOU" can get 

and I'm not the only one who thinks Danny Devito's working with a lil sumn sumn

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16 hours ago, Vamped said:

You cant have money and clout in addition to looks ... if you dont have the looks in the first place.

And I dont know where you're getting your information from but Danny Devito is a sex symbol on Reddit

 Black is East, up is white... horses eating each other....

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18 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

lol I'm not equating Martha Stewart to Donald Trump. I'm equating Martha Stewart to Brad Pitt. Except for the fact I don't remember a shitload of American young/middle aged men clamoring for some Martha Stewart tail. 

You're equating Brad Pitt to Donald Trump.

Also you're completely ignoring where I said Trump's wives would definitely fuck him for his money and clout while I would not because I don't want to fuck any dudes, including whoever that was you said was good and married.

ALSO ALSO the money and clout was supposed to be in ADDITION to the good but aged looks of Mr. Pitt. I wasn't saying sleep with a Danny DeVito looking dude with money and clout. Looks are still part of the equation.

You need to get on Twitter more because there are a lot of dudes expressing their horniness for her on that site, and that was way before the pool pic.

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On 9/1/2020 at 11:24 PM, Mix said:

Your girl showing up with Brad Pitt has got to be the best way

I mean, it's a wrap for you, but the scenario is just so funny you can't be mad

why cant i have brad pitt and my current partners?

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29 minutes ago, Pandas_Love said:

why cant i have brad pitt and my current partners?

Oh no, this doesn't apply to you

you can have 'em all, baby cakes

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