Poof Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 and fruit are just plant eggs they have the same parts. they are exactly the same thing 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 Why did I click on this thread? My fear of eggs made me click, even though I didn't want to. It makes sense. I guess I know now why I don't care for fruits either. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted August 23, 2020 Author Share Posted August 23, 2020 3 minutes ago, resurrected said: Why did I click on this thread? My fear of eggs made me click, even though I didn't want to. It makes sense. I guess I know now why I don't care for fruits either. https://www.reddit.com/r/Oviposition/ your new home you're welcome resistance is futile 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 2 minutes ago, Poof said: https://www.reddit.com/r/Oviposition/ your new home you're welcome resistance is futile Nope. It asked if I was 18 or older. The answer is no. I cannot look at eggs of any kind. Damnit. I'm gonna fart in a box and mail it to you now. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 This thread brought to you by the Carnivore diet. The Carnivore diet, live like a Lion. Fourteen years is plenty of time. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 And I'm here to fertilize them all. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted August 23, 2020 Author Share Posted August 23, 2020 7 minutes ago, resurrected said: Nope. It asked if I was 18 or older. The answer is no. I cannot look at eggs of any kind. Damnit. I'm gonna fart in a box and mail it to you now. i think you're just afraid you'll become fixated on them look at the eggs obey the eggs 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted August 23, 2020 Author Share Posted August 23, 2020 2 minutes ago, Mix said: This thread brought to you by the Carnivore diet. The Carnivore diet, live like a Lion. Fourteen years is plenty of time. didnt that jordan peterson guy claim to adopt an all beef diet? i swear that was like the last thing I ever heard about him. did he make it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimOdin Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 For some reason this is one of the grossest things I've ever read. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted August 23, 2020 Author Share Posted August 23, 2020 4 minutes ago, Cau said: And I'm here to fertilize them all. so hot daddy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 3 minutes ago, Poof said: so hot daddy don't call me that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted August 23, 2020 Author Share Posted August 23, 2020 6 minutes ago, SwimOdin said: For some reason this is one of the grossest things I've ever read. it's a beautiful truth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted August 23, 2020 Author Share Posted August 23, 2020 4 minutes ago, Cau said: don't call me that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 17 minutes ago, Poof said: didnt that jordan peterson guy claim to adopt an all beef diet? i swear that was like the last thing I ever heard about him. did he make it? He did...he was all, "don't believe in equality of outcome.... also, only it beef" then he went back to Canada Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted August 23, 2020 Author Share Posted August 23, 2020 38 minutes ago, Mix said: He did...he was all, "don't believe in equality of outcome.... also, only it beef" then he went back to Canada he didn't look well during his beef era 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 32 minutes ago, Poof said: he didn't look well during his beef era I wouldn't know, I only saw him once on the Rogan Podcast....looking like a character from Mad Men 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 .........Kinda.....you can’t plant eggs in the ground and expect them to grow, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted August 23, 2020 Author Share Posted August 23, 2020 1 hour ago, lupin_bebop said: .........Kinda.....you can’t plant eggs in the ground and expect them to grow, though. turtle eggs are buried Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted August 23, 2020 Author Share Posted August 23, 2020 1 hour ago, Mix said: I wouldn't know, I only saw him once on the Rogan Podcast....looking like a character from Mad Men that was his peak. poor little guy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 17 minutes ago, Poof said: turtle eggs are buried Yes. But the are already fertilized. If you’re going to make that straw man apology, I counter with this: chicken, duck, frog, snake, and squid eggs are not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted August 23, 2020 Author Share Posted August 23, 2020 3 minutes ago, lupin_bebop said: Yes. But the are already fertilized. If you’re going to make that straw man apology, I counter with this: chicken, duck, frog, snake, and squid eggs are not. Are not what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted August 24, 2020 Author Share Posted August 24, 2020 4 hours ago, Seight said: It came to me as I was eating a peach. I could eat a peach for hours Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted August 24, 2020 Share Posted August 24, 2020 6 hours ago, Poof said: Are not what? Not buried. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted August 24, 2020 Author Share Posted August 24, 2020 6 minutes ago, lupin_bebop said: Not buried. I don't see why it matters. Seeds have many different preferences for depth, and when left in the fruit, are capable of growing right on the surface. Still plant egg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted August 24, 2020 Share Posted August 24, 2020 i dont see the logic but my mind is mush so... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted August 24, 2020 Author Share Posted August 24, 2020 16 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said: i dont see the logic but my mind is mush so... they serve the same purpose Apple = Apple Tree EGG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted August 24, 2020 Share Posted August 24, 2020 (edited) My favorite kind of egg is strawberry. And I prefer my fruit scrambled. Edited August 24, 2020 by TrigunBebop 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted August 24, 2020 Author Share Posted August 24, 2020 8 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said: My favorite kind of egg is strawberry. And I prefer my fruit scrambled. Fruit smoothy = Scrambled Eggs 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted August 24, 2020 Share Posted August 24, 2020 4 minutes ago, Poof said: Fruit smoothy = Scrambled Eggs ok that one just blew my mind. lol "blew" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted August 24, 2020 Author Share Posted August 24, 2020 3 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said: ok that one just blew my mind. lol "blew" I still wanna make some videos for u someday 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted August 24, 2020 Share Posted August 24, 2020 3 hours ago, Poof said: I don't see why it matters. Seeds have many different preferences for depth, and when left in the fruit, are capable of growing right on the surface. Still plant egg I wasn't talking about plants.....I was talking about animals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted August 24, 2020 Author Share Posted August 24, 2020 7 minutes ago, lupin_bebop said: I wasn't talking about plants.....I was talking about animals. It's all eggs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted August 24, 2020 Share Posted August 24, 2020 13 minutes ago, lupin_bebop said: I wasn't talking about plants.....I was talking about animals. In the natural world seeds are not buried, people learned to do that because it's a better and safer environment for a seed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted August 24, 2020 Share Posted August 24, 2020 28 minutes ago, RainyDayJizz#35 said: In the natural world seeds are not buried, people learned to do that because it's a better and safer environment for a seed. I made the same argument for eggs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted August 24, 2020 Share Posted August 24, 2020 4 minutes ago, lupin_bebop said: I made the same argument for eggs. I am not sober. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted August 24, 2020 Author Share Posted August 24, 2020 still eggs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordon Ramsay Posted August 24, 2020 Share Posted August 24, 2020 On 8/23/2020 at 1:58 PM, Poof said: and fruit are just plant eggs they have the same parts. they are exactly the same thing Do you even know what a fruit is? You're a donkey. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kim Kardashian Posted August 24, 2020 Share Posted August 24, 2020 (edited) On 8/24/2020 at 1:25 PM, Gordon Ramsay said: Do you even know what a fruit is? You're a donkey. Back up you middle class reality reject! -KKW Edited September 30, 2021 by Kim Kardashian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordon Ramsay Posted August 24, 2020 Share Posted August 24, 2020 12 minutes ago, Kim Kardashian said: Back up off poof you middle class reality reject! -KKW At least I can cook a ham instead of tucking it down my trousers and calling it a behind 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mewn Posted August 24, 2020 Share Posted August 24, 2020 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted August 25, 2020 Share Posted August 25, 2020 Oh goodie, now we got theme alts arguing with each other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted August 25, 2020 Share Posted August 25, 2020 On 8/24/2020 at 3:22 AM, RainyDayJizz#35 said: I am not sober. K Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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