discolé monade Posted April 25, 2020 Posted April 25, 2020 had to take the trash off, and there he was, maybe 3.5 - that other number, long. they haven't been around in a long time. 1
Ultima Posted April 25, 2020 Posted April 25, 2020 1 hour ago, discolemonade said: had to take the trash off, and there he was, maybe 3.5 - that other number, long. they haven't been around in a long time. Why don't you bring him inside? Alligators are good pets, just need to train them
discolé monade Posted April 25, 2020 Author Posted April 25, 2020 23 minutes ago, Seight said: What he lookin for? i don't know. we 'shoo'd' him across the road. he was just sitting there, with his head up, kind of chilling. but it was night, and he would have gotten hit. so back to the swamp for him. 1
Vamped Posted April 25, 2020 Posted April 25, 2020 59 minutes ago, discolemonade said: i don't know. we 'shoo'd' him across the road. he was just sitting there, with his head up, kind of chilling. but it was night, and he would have gotten hit. so back to the swamp for him. XD You took the time to shoo him across the road. I would've just dropped the trash and ran back inside 1
cyberbully Posted April 25, 2020 Posted April 25, 2020 The Earth is healing.....Just wait until the raptors come back out. 1
Still Me Posted April 25, 2020 Posted April 25, 2020 I dub him Sir David....and David gives no fucks....with his smarmy attitude and a closet full of top hats and monocles.... ”Sir David, won’t you go back to your swamp?” 2
Sawdamizer Posted April 25, 2020 Posted April 25, 2020 When you got him off the road and left, did you look back, shades on, and say, "see ya later, alligator "? *Nods in approval* 2
molarbear Posted April 25, 2020 Posted April 25, 2020 17 hours ago, discolemonade said: had to take the trash off, and there he was, maybe 3.5 - that other number, long. they haven't been around in a long time. I feel like if that happened here one of two things would happen Either traffic would be backed up for miles because no one would know what to do, or some dude wearing nothing but overalls would casually walk up and pet it, then move it off the road 1
discolé monade Posted April 25, 2020 Author Posted April 25, 2020 28 minutes ago, molarbear said: I feel like if that happened here one of two things would happen Either traffic would be backed up for miles because no one would know what to do, or some dude wearing nothing but overalls would casually walk up and pet it, then move it off the road i honestly felt like i could have, since his head was up. he was just sort of...lounging. but...it was night, and didn't want to risk loss of digits.
Ultima Posted April 25, 2020 Posted April 25, 2020 It's legal to have pet alligators in the South. Bring him inside.
tsar4 Posted April 25, 2020 Posted April 25, 2020 Could'a been "a dead skunk in the middle of the road..."
Ultima Posted April 25, 2020 Posted April 25, 2020 7 minutes ago, tsar4 said: Could'a been "a dead skunk in the middle of the road..." Skunks don't look like alligators at all. One is a furry mammal and the other is a scaly reptile.
tsar4 Posted April 25, 2020 Posted April 25, 2020 2 minutes ago, Ultima said: Skunks don't look like alligators at all. One is a furry mammal and the other is a scaly reptile. I know you're easily confused zagnut, I should have said - It could have been worse, it could'a been "a dead skunk in the middle of the road...stinkin' to high Heaven".
discolé monade Posted April 25, 2020 Author Posted April 25, 2020 1 hour ago, Ultima said: It's legal to have pet alligators in the South. Bring him inside. look zeni, i can't have a pet 'gator. i have cats. and a pond full of mini coy that i would like to keep.
Ultima Posted April 25, 2020 Posted April 25, 2020 25 minutes ago, discolemonade said: look zeni, i can't have a pet 'gator. i have cats. and a pond full of mini coy that i would like to keep. Gators and cats get along if you raise them as kittens and... Well what do you call a baby gator? And I'm not Zeni, he's a friend of mine and he is very cool... And powerful 1
Cau Posted April 26, 2020 Posted April 26, 2020 If it's still there after awhile it's actually a crocodile. 1 1
tsar4 Posted April 26, 2020 Posted April 26, 2020 Just now, Cau said: If it's still there after awhile it's actually a crocodile. More like a speed bump. 1
mochi Posted April 26, 2020 Posted April 26, 2020 11 hours ago, cyberbully said: The Earth is healing.....Just wait until the raptors come back out. Broke: the earth is healing Woke: animals are specifically seeking us out because we aren't feeding them anymore and they're like "what the hell man?"
cyberbully Posted April 26, 2020 Posted April 26, 2020 2 hours ago, mochi said: Broke: the earth is healing Woke: animals are specifically seeking us out because we aren't feeding them anymore and they're like "what the hell man?" Joke: *Mochi stands in the shadows, waiting to kill it* 1
PhilosipherStoned Posted April 26, 2020 Posted April 26, 2020 (edited) That's a good thing. They orchestrate habitats honestly and as a human being unless you are stupid enough to not see them coming when you skinny dip in their pool they shouldn't fuck with you in the wild. Alligator laden areas.. yeah you fools should've already been scared they'd get you if you like to skinny dip in the wild at night. Edited April 26, 2020 by PhilosipherStoned
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