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just saw an alligator in the middle of the road.


discolé monade

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1 hour ago, discolemonade said:

had to take the trash off, and there he was, maybe 3.5 - that other number, long. 

they haven't been around in a long time. 

Why don't you bring him inside? Alligators are good pets, just need to train them

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59 minutes ago, discolemonade said:

i don't know. we 'shoo'd' him across the road. 

he was just sitting there, with his head up, kind of chilling. 

but it was night, and he would have gotten hit. 

so back to the swamp for him. 

XD

You took the time to shoo him across the road. I would've just dropped the trash and ran back inside 

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17 hours ago, discolemonade said:

had to take the trash off, and there he was, maybe 3.5 - that other number, long. 

they haven't been around in a long time. 

I feel like if that happened here one of two things would happen

Either traffic would be backed up for miles because no one would know what to do, or some dude wearing nothing but overalls would casually walk up and pet it, then move it off the road

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28 minutes ago, molarbear said:

I feel like if that happened here one of two things would happen

Either traffic would be backed up for miles because no one would know what to do, or some dude wearing nothing but overalls would casually walk up and pet it, then move it off the road

i honestly felt like i could have, since his head was up. he was just sort of...lounging. 

but...it was night, and didn't want to risk loss of digits. 

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2 minutes ago, Ultima said:

Skunks don't look like alligators at all. One is a furry mammal and the other is a scaly reptile.

I know you're easily confused zagnut, I should have said - It could have been worse, it could'a been "a dead skunk in the middle of the road...stinkin' to high Heaven". 

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25 minutes ago, discolemonade said:

look zeni, i can't have a pet 'gator. i have cats. and a pond full of mini coy that i would like to keep. 

Gators and cats get along if you raise them as kittens and... Well what do you call a baby gator?

And I'm not Zeni, he's a friend of mine and he is very cool... And powerful

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11 hours ago, cyberbully said:

The Earth is healing.....Just wait until the raptors come back out.

Broke: the earth is healing
Woke: animals are specifically seeking us out because we aren't feeding them anymore and they're like "what the hell man?"

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That's a good thing. They orchestrate habitats honestly and as a human being unless you are stupid enough to not see them coming when you skinny dip in their pool they shouldn't fuck with you in the wild. Alligator laden areas.. yeah you fools should've already been scared they'd get you if you like to skinny dip in the wild at night. 

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