That_One_Guy Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 It dries vaginas. I can do it here tho. Not tryna get my fuck on here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 There's still dicks. Don't give up so fast 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted April 1, 2020 Author Share Posted April 1, 2020 46 minutes ago, Vamped said: There's still dicks. Don't give up so fast you talk to deez? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 idk my self deprecating humor is appreciated by irl people 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 11 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: you talk to deez? Nah. He's a jerk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted April 1, 2020 Author Share Posted April 1, 2020 3 minutes ago, Vamped said: Nah. He's a jerk DEEZ NUTS! Fuck it i'm still doing the joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted April 1, 2020 Author Share Posted April 1, 2020 5 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said: idk my self deprecating humor is appreciated by irl people You must not do it as much as me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 1 minute ago, That_One_Guy said: DEEZ NUTS! Fuck it i'm still doing the joke Its cool. Gotta get your jokes out somewhere Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted April 1, 2020 Author Share Posted April 1, 2020 1 minute ago, Vamped said: Its cool. Gotta get your jokes out somewhere yeah.....:( 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 9 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: You must not do it as much as me you don't know me very well do you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 But most of my best owns are on myself. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 There's other ways to moisten a vagina besides inflating your character. Unless you like them triflin' hoes I find honesty is a good policy. 🤨 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 I thought people generally like it when comedians tell self-depricating jokes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gina Szanboti Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 Self-deprecating is fine if you're funny about it. I assume you're funny about it? If it's not funny, it comes off as fishing for compliments. I know that to you it feels like hitting yourself before someone else does because you can control when and how hard you hit, but that's a red flag for women, since we're expected to prop up men's egos all the time anyway, so coming off at the start like you need to be constantly bubble-wrapped in reassurances to keep you emotionally protected isn't an exciting prospect. If it is, that's a red flag for you to run away from a controlling, manipulative abuser who's itching to pull all those psychological levers you just pointed out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted April 2, 2020 Author Share Posted April 2, 2020 14 minutes ago, Gina Szanboti said: Self-deprecating is fine if you're funny about it. I assume you're funny about it? If it's not funny, it comes off as fishing for compliments. I know that to you it feels like hitting yourself before someone else does because you can control when and how hard you hit, but that's a red flag for women, since we're expected to prop up men's egos all the time anyway, so coming off at the start like you need to be constantly bubble-wrapped in reassurances to keep you emotionally protected isn't an exciting prospect. If it is, that's a red flag for you to run away from a controlling, manipulative abuser who's itching to pull all those psychological levers you just pointed out. It's a defense mechanism from when I used to get bullied. It's usually funny but sometimes I just do it too much without realizing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gina Szanboti Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 I get that. I'm just saying that if it comes off as wry or slightly cynical, it's probably ok, and can even be endearing, but if it's the sort that practically requires a counter-response (oh, no, you're not too ____, you're fine!), that gets old real quick. And like I said, you might want to be careful about what sort of levers you give other people over you until you know they can be trusted with knowing about them. Just that thought ought to help curb your impulse to beat yourself up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 18 hours ago, PhilosipherStoned said: There's other ways to moisten a vagina besides inflating your character. Unless you like them triflin' hoes I find honesty is a good policy. 🤨 Please share with us the secrets of moistening vaginas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 The best way to moisturize a vagina is saliva. Just saying. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 3 hours ago, Vamped said: Please share with us the secrets of moistening vaginas. Spray bottles, and super soakers work just fine. Some of those out there need a pressure washer or a fire hose though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 1 hour ago, PhilosipherStoned said: Spray bottles, and super soakers work just fine. Some of those out there need a pressure washer or a fire hose though. That just got progressively horrific with each new word. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 That's what I was going for thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 2 hours ago, PhilosipherStoned said: That's what I was going for thank you. ... but why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 isnt that the thing to do with comedians? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackNoir Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 Didn't yoyu already make this thread....And already misuse that word? Brb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 1 minute ago, Radical Left said: Didn't yoyu already make this thread....And already misuse that word? Brb. Dude. Stop doing that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackNoir Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 Dear god...It was me. Maybe I am actually crazy....Maybe my Tyler durden is planting memories...WTF. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackNoir Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 3 minutes ago, scoobdog said: Dude. Stop doing that. .....I have no idea what you're on about....Stop what Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 2 minutes ago, Radical Left said: .....I have no idea what you're on about....Stop what Looking up shit threads of yore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 5 hours ago, Radical Left said: Dear god...It was me. Maybe I am actually crazy....Maybe my Tyler durden is planting memories...WTF. Maybe the real self depreciation was the friends we made along the way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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