tsar4 Posted February 27, 2020 Share Posted February 27, 2020 Uh-oh - CDC says we can't properly wear facial masks... 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted February 27, 2020 Share Posted February 27, 2020 Imma gonna die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted February 27, 2020 Share Posted February 27, 2020 well i'll just not wear a mask then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greeny Posted February 27, 2020 Share Posted February 27, 2020 Discrimination! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted February 27, 2020 Share Posted February 27, 2020 (edited) Apparently my style of facial hair is called a Balbo, and apparently the CDC thinks it's a grey area if I can effectively wear the mask or not.... I just got to be careful my chin hair doesn't cross the seal. Actually what I've got is like the mustache of the Balbo, but my goatee is closer to what's depicted in the Van Dyke. So I guess that means the mask is a no-go for me. Edited February 27, 2020 by Doom Metal Alchemist 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted February 27, 2020 Author Share Posted February 27, 2020 13 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Apparently my style of facial hair is called a Balbo, and apparently the CDC thinks it's a grey area if I can effectively wear the mask or not.... I just got to be careful my chin hair doesn't cross the seal. Actually what I've got is like the mustache of the Balbo, but my goatee is closer to what's depicted in the Van Dyke. So I guess that means the mask is a no-go for me. That's the other reason I posted this - the list of names, like "circle beard", which is what I have, but the beard is pointier like the "van dyke". 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted February 27, 2020 Share Posted February 27, 2020 >.> That villain mustache is indeed villainous 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted February 27, 2020 Share Posted February 27, 2020 My inability to grow facial hair is finally useful! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted February 27, 2020 Share Posted February 27, 2020 23 minutes ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: My inability to grow facial hair is finally useful! @molarbear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted February 27, 2020 Share Posted February 27, 2020 1 hour ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: @molarbear *Que evil laughter I was literally born for this moment 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted February 27, 2020 Author Share Posted February 27, 2020 3 hours ago, Vamped said: >.> That villain mustache is indeed villainous you betcha! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted February 27, 2020 Share Posted February 27, 2020 Well, guess I’m fucked. Then, again, I was born darker than a sheet of paper, so I was always fucked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 Well fuck, I had a good run I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 22 minutes ago, katt_goddess said: I think you're going to have to explain to most of us what that is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 Maybe some day I'll grow a facial hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 26 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: I think you're going to have to explain to most of us what that is. It's a thing called a 'Finishing Touch Flawless Shaver' . Basically an electric razer that's shaped like a lipstick for the ladies. It was the first thing that came to mind when I read this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 (edited) 6 minutes ago, katt_goddess said: It's a thing called a 'Finishing Touch Flawless Shaver' . Basically an electric razer that's shaped like a lipstick for the ladies. It was the first thing that came to mind when I read this thread. Is that meant only for "emergencies" like you look in the mirror and see a random hair and pull out the fake lipstick and shave it off? Because I thought the whole point of waxing and creams and whatever else is so you don't end up having to shave your face every day like we (some of us) do. Actually that doesn't look like a lipstick at all, it looks more like an acne care solution. Oh wait, no I see it, it's just a weird photo angle. Edited February 28, 2020 by Doom Metal Alchemist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 Looks like I'mma have to go with the ol' hitler. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 1 minute ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Is that meant only for "emergencies" like you look in the mirror and see a random hair and pull out the fake lipstick and shave it off? Because I thought the whole point of waxing and creams and whatever else is so you don't end up having to shave your face every day like we (some of us) do. I have no frickin' clue. I just see those ads on cable way too often and hanging out at like drug stores, WalMart and Bed Bath & Beyond. I'm going to go with shaving emergency though and probably for travel purposes because otherwise why bother to pretend it's just another lipstick? If you need to whip out the heavy artillery for facial fuzz, chances are you've already given someone stubble burn and there's no point in hiding it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avec Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 For some reason I was interpreting the two 'Pencil' faces as someone who fucking shaved their facial hair into the oval of the mask so it can still cover your mouth. What- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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