Kudasai Posted January 23, 2020 Share Posted January 23, 2020 For me to invite a woman over 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung Posted January 23, 2020 Share Posted January 23, 2020 Good luck, dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted January 23, 2020 Share Posted January 23, 2020 Smile pretty, and remember to leave the seat down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avec Posted January 23, 2020 Share Posted January 23, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted January 23, 2020 Share Posted January 23, 2020 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAC Posted January 23, 2020 Share Posted January 23, 2020 Answer the door naked, save time. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted January 23, 2020 Share Posted January 23, 2020 1 hour ago, mthor said: Smile pretty, and remember to leave the seat down. All the way down....Lid and all. All that bitching will stop when she has to lift the seat to pee too......Can't fall in when the toilet becomes a full on chair. I don't know where this idea came from that women decide bathroom rules, but I don't adhere to that shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted January 23, 2020 Share Posted January 23, 2020 (edited) 49 minutes ago, cyberbully said: All the way down....Lid and all. All that bitching will stop when she has to lift the seat to pee too......Can't fall in when the toilet becomes a full on chair. I don't know where this idea came from that women decide bathroom rules, but I don't adhere to that shit. Given the choice between a full-on chair and an icy sitz bath in the middle of the night, I'll take the chair every time. Edited January 23, 2020 by mthor 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted January 24, 2020 Share Posted January 24, 2020 Lube is in your top drawer. Tissues are on your nightstand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avec Posted January 24, 2020 Share Posted January 24, 2020 10 hours ago, cyberbully said: All the way down....Lid and all. All that bitching will stop when she has to lift the seat to pee too......Can't fall in when the toilet becomes a full on chair. I don't know where this idea came from that women decide bathroom rules, but I don't adhere to that shit. Whatever you do, just clean the toilet. Like the lid, the seat, inside. Nothing less attractive then putting the seat down or pulling a lid up that is covered in piss and shit (and vomit). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted January 24, 2020 Share Posted January 24, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted January 24, 2020 Share Posted January 24, 2020 5 hours ago, avec said: Whatever you do, just clean the toilet. Like the lid, the seat, inside. Nothing less attractive then putting the seat down or pulling a lid up that is covered in piss and shit (and vomit). Welp, my toilet was already clean...But because of this post I'm going to piss and shit all over it out of spite. I don't need to vomit right now.....buuuuut, maybe after the piss and shit. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackiemarie90 Posted January 24, 2020 Share Posted January 24, 2020 Don’t get social advice from me >_> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little_girl_lost Posted January 24, 2020 Share Posted January 24, 2020 i keep reading the thread title and op to the tune of My Way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted January 24, 2020 Share Posted January 24, 2020 30 minutes ago, little_girl_lost said: i keep reading the thread title and op to the tune of My Way I just keep imagining 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lasty Posted January 25, 2020 Share Posted January 25, 2020 It's not even your place! =o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted January 25, 2020 Share Posted January 25, 2020 To a love hotel, or its American equivalent, Super 8? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted January 25, 2020 Share Posted January 25, 2020 11 minutes ago, Seight said: To a love hotel, or its American equivalent, Super 8? I imagine a love hotel being a little better than a super 8. I feel like you buy drugs and try your hand at human trafficking at a Super 8 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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