tsar4 Posted January 4, 2020 Posted January 4, 2020 Shouldn't "knock knock-knock knock knock" come before that? 1
avec Posted January 4, 2020 Author Posted January 4, 2020 51 minutes ago, tsar4 said: Shouldn't "knock knock-knock knock knock" come before that? WHO'S BEAR
avec Posted January 4, 2020 Author Posted January 4, 2020 29 minutes ago, Mix said: Who's there? A BEAR.
avec Posted January 4, 2020 Author Posted January 4, 2020 26 minutes ago, stilgar said: *opens the door* Wow, now I'm just standing there with no pants and a Halloween mask. Way to go.
Mix Posted January 4, 2020 Posted January 4, 2020 2 minutes ago, avec said: A BEAR. I told you never to come back here @GuyBeardmane You know what you did 1 1
stilgar Posted January 4, 2020 Posted January 4, 2020 7 minutes ago, avec said: Wow, now I'm just standing there with no pants and a Halloween mask. Way to go. *hands you a taco*
avec Posted January 4, 2020 Author Posted January 4, 2020 Just now, stilgar said: *hands you a taco* Oh wow, I was so hungry. Thank you. WHAT IS THIS TOFU MEAT?!
avec Posted January 4, 2020 Author Posted January 4, 2020 1 minute ago, tsar4 said: two bits TWOBITSWHO
avec Posted January 4, 2020 Author Posted January 4, 2020 4 minutes ago, Vamped said: Uh I uh am here to sell you sunglasses.
avec Posted January 4, 2020 Author Posted January 4, 2020 2 minutes ago, Chapzilla_2000 said: WHOS THERE?
tsar4 Posted January 4, 2020 Posted January 4, 2020 36 minutes ago, avec said: TWOBITSWHO Your engine is knocking. 1
GuyBeardmane Posted January 4, 2020 Posted January 4, 2020 1 hour ago, Mix said: I told you never to come back here @GuyBeardmane You know what you did Look, man, I don't know wtf I did this morning let alone in this scenario. 1
stilgar Posted January 4, 2020 Posted January 4, 2020 2 hours ago, Chapzilla_2000 said: Full blown AIDS.
avec Posted January 4, 2020 Author Posted January 4, 2020 9 minutes ago, stilgar said: Full blown AIDS. HAHAHHAHAH OH NO
avec Posted January 4, 2020 Author Posted January 4, 2020 11 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said: *ignores knocking* KNOCK KNOCK
Distortedreasoning Posted January 4, 2020 Posted January 4, 2020 20 minutes ago, avec said: KNOCK KNOCK *keeps ignoring hoping you go away*
avec Posted January 4, 2020 Author Posted January 4, 2020 7 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said: *keeps ignoring hoping you go away* KNOCK *electric slide KNOCK
avec Posted January 4, 2020 Author Posted January 4, 2020 7 minutes ago, jackiemarie90 said: Come in Hi uh, I'm here with your delivery of...exactly 45 oranges. Where would you like them?
Distortedreasoning Posted January 4, 2020 Posted January 4, 2020 7 minutes ago, avec said: KNOCK *electric slide KNOCK go away!
avec Posted January 4, 2020 Author Posted January 4, 2020 9 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said: go away! But I thought we *jazz hands were gonna practice for the breakdance competition *cool hands
avec Posted January 4, 2020 Author Posted January 4, 2020 4 minutes ago, lupin_bebop said: .........Great.......now I need new pants. New pants and maybe a pair of gloves.
Distortedreasoning Posted January 4, 2020 Posted January 4, 2020 6 minutes ago, avec said: But I thought we *jazz hands were gonna practice for the breakdance competition *cool hands cant you see im very busy with important work?
lupin_bebop Posted January 4, 2020 Posted January 4, 2020 24 minutes ago, avec said: New pants and maybe a pair of gloves. No.....just pants. Okay, maybe some ice cream, too. 1
tsar4 Posted January 4, 2020 Posted January 4, 2020 7 hours ago, Distortedreasoning said: *ignores knocking*
avec Posted January 4, 2020 Author Posted January 4, 2020 10 hours ago, Distortedreasoning said: cant you see im very busy with important work? Is this a very round about way of saying *tootsie roll that you're going solo?
avec Posted January 4, 2020 Author Posted January 4, 2020 5 hours ago, Seight said: Yo whadup. So it says here that you ordered exactly 17 crates of parrots. Where would you like them?
Vamped Posted January 4, 2020 Posted January 4, 2020 10 hours ago, Distortedreasoning said: cant you see im trying to fap in the livingroom 1 1
tsar4 Posted January 4, 2020 Posted January 4, 2020 1 hour ago, Vamped said: cant you see im trying to fap in the livingroom Sounds like a very weird version of "Clue". 2
avec Posted January 4, 2020 Author Posted January 4, 2020 12 hours ago, lupin_bebop said: No.....just pants. Okay, maybe some ice cream, too. ICE CREAM? You scream. It's a milk product, ah!
tsar4 Posted January 4, 2020 Posted January 4, 2020 3 hours ago, tsar4 said: Sounds like a very weird version of "Clue". "Was it Miss Scarlet in the Conservatory with the Candlestick?" "No, it was David Carradine in the Closet with the Rope." 2 1
Seight Posted January 4, 2020 Posted January 4, 2020 5 hours ago, avec said: So it says here that you ordered exactly 17 crates of parrots. Where would you like them? Put them in the backyard next to the pyramid.
Distortedreasoning Posted January 5, 2020 Posted January 5, 2020 7 hours ago, Vamped said: now this is embarrassing 😳
Distortedreasoning Posted January 5, 2020 Posted January 5, 2020 7 hours ago, avec said: Is this a very round about way of saying *tootsie roll that you're going solo? you people always gotta think the worst!
Vamped Posted January 5, 2020 Posted January 5, 2020 2 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said: now this is embarrassing 😳 Its my house, I fap where I want 2 1
jackiemarie90 Posted January 5, 2020 Posted January 5, 2020 17 hours ago, avec said: Hi uh, I'm here with your delivery of...exactly 45 oranges. Where would you like them? on the mattress 1
Distortedreasoning Posted January 5, 2020 Posted January 5, 2020 22 minutes ago, Vamped said: Its my house, I fap where I want true, its just no what i had in mind...
avec Posted January 5, 2020 Author Posted January 5, 2020 2 hours ago, Seight said: Put them in the backyard next to the pyramid. Alright. *hoists 17 crates of parrots at once onto shoulders Wow, is this pyramid made of pure gold?
avec Posted January 5, 2020 Author Posted January 5, 2020 51 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said: you people always gotta think the worst! You people?
avec Posted January 5, 2020 Author Posted January 5, 2020 50 minutes ago, Vamped said: Its my house, I fap where I want I wish I could fap where I want at home ifyouknowwhatImean. 😏
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