avec Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 -nt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 Shouldn't "knock knock-knock knock knock" come before that? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 Who's there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 *opens the door* 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 15 minutes ago, stilgar said: *opens the door* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avec Posted January 4, 2020 Author Share Posted January 4, 2020 51 minutes ago, tsar4 said: Shouldn't "knock knock-knock knock knock" come before that? WHO'S BEAR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avec Posted January 4, 2020 Author Share Posted January 4, 2020 29 minutes ago, Mix said: Who's there? A BEAR. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avec Posted January 4, 2020 Author Share Posted January 4, 2020 26 minutes ago, stilgar said: *opens the door* Wow, now I'm just standing there with no pants and a Halloween mask. Way to go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 2 minutes ago, avec said: A BEAR. I told you never to come back here @GuyBeardmane You know what you did 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 7 minutes ago, avec said: Wow, now I'm just standing there with no pants and a Halloween mask. Way to go. *hands you a taco* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 8 minutes ago, avec said: WHO'S BEAR two bits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avec Posted January 4, 2020 Author Share Posted January 4, 2020 Just now, stilgar said: *hands you a taco* Oh wow, I was so hungry. Thank you. WHAT IS THIS TOFU MEAT?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avec Posted January 4, 2020 Author Share Posted January 4, 2020 1 minute ago, tsar4 said: two bits TWOBITSWHO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chapinator_X Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avec Posted January 4, 2020 Author Share Posted January 4, 2020 4 minutes ago, Vamped said: Uh I uh am here to sell you sunglasses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avec Posted January 4, 2020 Author Share Posted January 4, 2020 2 minutes ago, Chapzilla_2000 said: WHOS THERE? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 36 minutes ago, avec said: TWOBITSWHO Your engine is knocking. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 1 hour ago, Mix said: I told you never to come back here @GuyBeardmane You know what you did Look, man, I don't know wtf I did this morning let alone in this scenario. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 2 hours ago, Chapzilla_2000 said: Full blown AIDS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avec Posted January 4, 2020 Author Share Posted January 4, 2020 9 minutes ago, stilgar said: Full blown AIDS. HAHAHHAHAH OH NO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 *ignores knocking* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avec Posted January 4, 2020 Author Share Posted January 4, 2020 11 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said: *ignores knocking* KNOCK KNOCK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 20 minutes ago, avec said: KNOCK KNOCK *keeps ignoring hoping you go away* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackiemarie90 Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 Come in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avec Posted January 4, 2020 Author Share Posted January 4, 2020 7 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said: *keeps ignoring hoping you go away* KNOCK *electric slide KNOCK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avec Posted January 4, 2020 Author Share Posted January 4, 2020 7 minutes ago, jackiemarie90 said: Come in Hi uh, I'm here with your delivery of...exactly 45 oranges. Where would you like them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 7 minutes ago, avec said: KNOCK *electric slide KNOCK go away! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 .........Great.......now I need new pants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avec Posted January 4, 2020 Author Share Posted January 4, 2020 9 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said: go away! But I thought we *jazz hands were gonna practice for the breakdance competition *cool hands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avec Posted January 4, 2020 Author Share Posted January 4, 2020 4 minutes ago, lupin_bebop said: .........Great.......now I need new pants. New pants and maybe a pair of gloves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 6 minutes ago, avec said: But I thought we *jazz hands were gonna practice for the breakdance competition *cool hands cant you see im very busy with important work? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 24 minutes ago, avec said: New pants and maybe a pair of gloves. No.....just pants. Okay, maybe some ice cream, too. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 Yo whadup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 7 hours ago, Distortedreasoning said: *ignores knocking* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avec Posted January 4, 2020 Author Share Posted January 4, 2020 10 hours ago, Distortedreasoning said: cant you see im very busy with important work? Is this a very round about way of saying *tootsie roll that you're going solo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avec Posted January 4, 2020 Author Share Posted January 4, 2020 5 hours ago, Seight said: Yo whadup. So it says here that you ordered exactly 17 crates of parrots. Where would you like them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 10 hours ago, Distortedreasoning said: cant you see im trying to fap in the livingroom 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 1 hour ago, Vamped said: cant you see im trying to fap in the livingroom Sounds like a very weird version of "Clue". 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avec Posted January 4, 2020 Author Share Posted January 4, 2020 12 hours ago, lupin_bebop said: No.....just pants. Okay, maybe some ice cream, too. ICE CREAM? You scream. It's a milk product, ah! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 3 hours ago, tsar4 said: Sounds like a very weird version of "Clue". "Was it Miss Scarlet in the Conservatory with the Candlestick?" "No, it was David Carradine in the Closet with the Rope." 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 5 hours ago, avec said: So it says here that you ordered exactly 17 crates of parrots. Where would you like them? Put them in the backyard next to the pyramid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 7 hours ago, Vamped said: now this is embarrassing 😳 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 7 hours ago, avec said: Is this a very round about way of saying *tootsie roll that you're going solo? you people always gotta think the worst! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 2 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said: now this is embarrassing 😳 Its my house, I fap where I want 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackiemarie90 Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 17 hours ago, avec said: Hi uh, I'm here with your delivery of...exactly 45 oranges. Where would you like them? on the mattress 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 22 minutes ago, Vamped said: Its my house, I fap where I want true, its just no what i had in mind... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avec Posted January 5, 2020 Author Share Posted January 5, 2020 2 hours ago, Seight said: Put them in the backyard next to the pyramid. Alright. *hoists 17 crates of parrots at once onto shoulders Wow, is this pyramid made of pure gold? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avec Posted January 5, 2020 Author Share Posted January 5, 2020 51 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said: you people always gotta think the worst! You people? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avec Posted January 5, 2020 Author Share Posted January 5, 2020 50 minutes ago, Vamped said: Its my house, I fap where I want I wish I could fap where I want at home ifyouknowwhatImean. 😏 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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