Bring your boyfriend to Thanksgiving dinner

[tsar4]

3 hours ago, Distortedreasoning said:

i refuse to believe me and doom are the odd men out here!

it is all of you who are weird! 

Hey, I'm in the pro-pumpkin faction too.

[DragonSinger]

2 hours ago, Distortedreasoning said:

cobbler is alright...

but it's no pumpkin or pecan pie 

No, no, no! We have moved on to delicious cobbler discussion. Screw pumpkin and pecan pies! Pecans, blegh! The only nut grosser than walnuts.

[Kudasai]

[Vela]

On 11/17/2019 at 8:17 AM, SorceressPol said:

No, no, no! We have moved on to delicious cobbler discussion.

[HardcoreHunter]

On 11/14/2019 at 9:06 PM, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

.........Is it a "black" thing to eat chocolate cake on Thanksgiving? Us white people eat pumpkin pie.

Pretty sure it's a southern thing, but pecan and sweet potato pie are big down south as well. 

[lupin_bebop]

On 11/14/2019 at 8:06 PM, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

.........Is it a "black" thing to eat chocolate cake on Thanksgiving? Us white people eat pumpkin pie.

Yes. It’s a family tradition to eat chocolate cake. It’s a reminder to not sell out to the white man. Especially that pumpkin spice bullshit. 

[DragonSinger]

8 hours ago, HardcoreHunter said:

Pretty sure it's a southern thing, but pecan and sweet potato pie are big down south as well. 

This can go in the trash too.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

9 hours ago, lupin_bebop said:

Yes. It’s a family tradition to eat chocolate cake. It’s a reminder to not sell out to the white man. Especially that pumpkin spice bullshit. 

Pumpkin pie and pumpkin pie flavored ice cream is all of the "pumpkin spice" stuff I do.

[lupin_bebop]

On 11/18/2019 at 7:35 PM, HardcoreHunter said:

Pretty sure it's a southern thing, but pecan and sweet potato pie are big down south as well. 

Yep. 

18 hours ago, SorceressPol said:

This can go in the trash too.

That’s okay. We don’t need people like you, either. The trash is big enough for it. 

[lupin_bebop]

13 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Pumpkin pie and pumpkin pie flavored ice cream is all of the "pumpkin spice" stuff I do.

Yeah. No.

Not in black families. We eat chocolate cake to keep our skin tone dark and re-connect to the motherland. 

[Distortedreasoning]

23 hours ago, lupin_bebop said:

Yes. It’s a family tradition to eat chocolate cake. It’s a reminder to not sell out to the white man. Especially that pumpkin spice bullshit. 

pumpkin doesnt belong to the white man. nor does avocado. 

 

 

 

[Vela]

49 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said:

pumpkin doesnt belong to the white man. nor does avocado. 

 

 

 

[lupin_bebop]

1 hour ago, Distortedreasoning said:

pumpkin doesnt belong to the white man. nor does avocado. 

 

 

 

Of course it doesn't. You fuckers appropriated it from someone else (NATIVE Americans and Latin Americans), like you always fucking do. Then, claimed it as your own, because fuck the coloreds.
 

[Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung]

1 minute ago, lupin_bebop said:

Of course it doesn't. You fuckers appropriated it from someone else (NATIVE Americans and Latin Americans), like you always fucking do. Then, claimed it as your own, because fuck the coloreds.
 

Wait. Isn't distorted Hispanic?

[Distortedreasoning]

11 minutes ago, lupin_bebop said:

Of course it doesn't. You fuckers appropriated it from someone else (NATIVE Americans and Latin Americans), like you always fucking do. Then, claimed it as your own, because fuck the coloreds.
 

yeah i aint white. 

[Vela]

9 minutes ago, Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung said:

Wait. Isn't distorted Hispanic?

Yes, Distorted knows how to handle his avocados...and his prickly-pears.  WHAT!  He learned how to when visiting relatives one summer!

[Vela]

7 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said:

yeah i aint white. 

Maybe he meant the "collective 'you'".  Seems like something you'd yell at a collective 'you'.

[Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung]

2 minutes ago, Vela said:

Yes, Distorted knows how to handle his avocados...and his prickly-pears.  WHAT!  He learned how to when visiting relatives one summer!

Good to know.

[Vela]

3 minutes ago, Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung said:

Good to know.

[Distortedreasoning]

17 minutes ago, Vela said:

Yes, Distorted knows how to handle his avocados...and his prickly-pears.  WHAT!  He learned how to when visiting relatives one summer!

you get both almost the same way. with a long stick lol

[Vela]

16 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said:

you get both almost the same way. with a long stick lol

  😄

[Distortedreasoning]

10 minutes ago, Vela said:

  😄

youre the awesome one

[Lytbryt]

Yeah i have some stuff come up recently that is embarassin like yikes and think m just skip family get together this year and turn the phone off

[Vela]

7 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said:

youre the awesome one

 #😋#

[Vela]

4 minutes ago, Lytbryt said:

Yeah i have some stuff come up recently that is embarassin like yikes and think m just skip family get together this year and turn the phone off

Ohhhhhhhhhhee BAIL!!!!

[Lytbryt]

Yeah like not gonna sit around and have my extended family patronize me all day dont care how good the food is

[Vela]

7 minutes ago, Lytbryt said:

Yeah like not gonna sit around and have my extended family patronize me all day dont care how good the food is

Idk, I'd deal with patronizing for good food >.>  Also it's like, alright Mom, get it out, get is ALLLL OUT right now, like ripping a band-aid off instead of having to hear it trickle out of you throughout the year. lol. 

[DragonSinger]

5 hours ago, lupin_bebop said:

Yep. 

That’s okay. We don’t need people like you, either. The trash is big enough for it. 

Sweet potato pies are di...sgu...sting. I need a gif of Suzaku kicking gross ass pies into space where they belong.

[Lytbryt]

[lupin_bebop]

6 hours ago, Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung said:

Wait. Isn't distorted Hispanic?

Maybe. Dunno until people tell me. 

[lupin_bebop]

9 hours ago, Distortedreasoning said:

yeah i aint white. 

Then why are you helping these pale faces?

[Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung]

1 hour ago, lupin_bebop said:

Then why are you helping these pale faces?

Because he knows what's up. (Also, I'm part Cherokee Indian so shut your face before calling me a pale face.)

Edited November 20, 2019 by Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung

[Vela]

4 hours ago, lupin_bebop said:

Then why are you helping these pale faces?

 

BECAUSE THE MAN LIKES HIS

PIE!

[Vela]

@scoobdog always check your firearms.

[tsar4]

17 hours ago, lupin_bebop said:

Not in black families. We eat chocolate cake to keep our skin tone dark and re-connect to the motherland. 

Isn't cacao from South America?

[Vela]

@scoobdog that wasn't a threat, that was....*sigh*

[Vamped]

1 hour ago, tsar4 said:

Isn't cacao from South America?

According to Rotten on Netflix the bulk of it comes from West Africa. 

[tsar4]

7 minutes ago, Vamped said:

According to Rotten on Netflix the bulk of it comes from West Africa. 

Pretty sure it originated in SA.  The Aztecs were drinking the stuff.

[Vamped]

18 minutes ago, tsar4 said:

Pretty sure it originated in SA.  The Aztecs were drinking the stuff.

It comes from the motherland now 

[RainyDayJizz#35]

Into the dessert area of discussion I'm gonna try and make a pear cobbler this year. The rough part is gonna be picking out the pears since I've never baked with them.

[tsar4]

17 minutes ago, Vamped said:

It comes from the motherland now 

So Russia?

[Vamped]

Just now, tsar4 said:

So Russia?

 

[tsar4]

1 minute ago, Vamped said:

 

On a side note - I always found it odd that Russia calls themselves "The Motherland" and Germany, their bitter enemy calls themselves "The Fatherland".  

I expect "Maury" to get involved someday.

[Distortedreasoning]

10 hours ago, lupin_bebop said:

Then why are you helping these pale faces?

i think youll find im the last person that would help them out.

i just felt bad that pie was getting attacked so jumped in to defend it lol. 

 

 

 

 

[lupin_bebop]

On 11/20/2019 at 1:19 AM, Vela said:

Maybe he meant the "collective 'you'".  Seems like something you'd yell at a collective 'you'.

This.

[lupin_bebop]

On 11/20/2019 at 3:50 PM, Vela said:

 

BECAUSE THE MAN LIKES HIS

PIE!

.......................Nabs? Blood pie?

[Still Me]

On 11/20/2019 at 9:18 PM, Distortedreasoning said:

i think youll find im the last person that would help them out.

i just felt bad that pie was getting attacked so jumped in to defend it lol. 

 

 

 

 

I had to explain thanksgiving to someone from India today...this is what I said

‘well, the colonists in the area had made a rocky peace with the native tribe. The tribe showed them how to survive through winter and taught them how to farm indigenous plants. And they had a feast after harvest to thank those who helped them....and then....we turned around...stole their land for beads...gave them small pox and scalped them for laughs”....

and she didn’t miss a fucking beat and was like...”oh...ok....happy thanksgiving”