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  On 11/20/2019 at 5:23 AM, Distortedreasoning said:

pumpkin doesnt belong to the white man. nor does avocado. 

 

 

 

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Of course it doesn't. You fuckers appropriated it from someone else (NATIVE Americans and Latin Americans), like you always fucking do. Then, claimed it as your own, because fuck the coloreds.
 

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  On 11/20/2019 at 8:05 AM, Lytbryt said:

Yeah i have some stuff come up recently that is embarassin like yikes and think m just skip family get together this year and turn the phone off

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Ohhhhhhhhhhee BAIL!!!!

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  On 11/20/2019 at 8:20 AM, Lytbryt said:

Yeah like not gonna sit around and have my extended family patronize me all day dont care how good the food is

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Idk, I'd deal with patronizing for good food >.>  Also it's like, alright Mom, get it out, get is ALLLL OUT right now, like ripping a band-aid off instead of having to hear it trickle out of you throughout the year. lol. :D

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  On 11/21/2019 at 12:30 AM, Vamped said:

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On a side note - I always found it odd that Russia calls themselves "The Motherland" and Germany, their bitter enemy calls themselves "The Fatherland".  

I expect "Maury" to get involved someday.

Posted
  On 11/21/2019 at 3:18 AM, Distortedreasoning said:

i think youll find im the last person that would help them out.

i just felt bad that pie was getting attacked so jumped in to defend it lol. 

 

 

 

 

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I had to explain thanksgiving to someone from India today...this is what I said

‘well, the colonists in the area had made a rocky peace with the native tribe. The tribe showed them how to survive through winter and taught them how to farm indigenous plants. And they had a feast after harvest to thank those who helped them....and then....we turned around...stole their land for beads...gave them small pox and scalped them for laughs”....

and she didn’t miss a fucking beat and was like...”oh...ok....happy thanksgiving”

 

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