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Yall mfs need to shut up about the holidays


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1 minute ago, ITasteLikeSex said:

I’m gonna eat two turkeys by myself just to spite you

Im trying to order this $100 already cooked turkey but i  hesitate cuz i can barely eat these days and i only eat once a day but i fucking want this turkey so bad!

Im never going on a weight loss journey the end of the year again. This blows.

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We're gonna put on onesies, bake cinnamon rolls and cookies from scratch, watch all those shitty claymated Xmas movies and Its a Wonderful Life with hot chocolate, and possible have responsible protected festive sex .... IN DECEMBER when its appropriate!!

 

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4 hours ago, Vamped said:

We're gonna put on onesies, bake cinnamon rolls and cookies from scratch, watch all those shitty claymated Xmas movies and Its a Wonderful Life with hot chocolate, and possible have responsible protected festive sex .... IN DECEMBER when its appropriate!!

 

Wtf is festive sex? Shit sounds fake

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3 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said:

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Only if there's beer

Aw, come on! We can watch a bunch of Christmas rom coms, each with almost the exact same plot!

Not a fan of beer, so I can't help you there. I think I maybe have some Jack Daniel's somewhere, but that's about it...

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2 hours ago, renjifan said:

Aw, come on! We can watch a bunch of Christmas rom coms, each with almost the exact same plot!

Not a fan of beer, so I can't help you there. I think I maybe have some Jack Daniel's somewhere, but that's about it...

You mean I get to watch Ryan Reynolds kiss pretty white women AND chug whiskey?! I'm in! 

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I'm okay with Thanksgiving but I have more bad Christmas memories than good. I can barely give half of a fuck about Christmas, and my birthday is right by but everyone forgets because Christmas fever! Not that I mind, I prefer not to be bothered on my birthday.

But Christmas is this wall of obligation that spans months and families... fuck that. Give me nothing, I've been taking care of myself for a while and giving all 30 of you a ten dollar gift card makes me feel like an ass. Cause really, fuck all of you. Almost all of you have more disposable income. Give me barabonds you shitheads.

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Why is it that native american oriented people end up liking thanksgiving more than others idk.. Maybe because they teach in grade school that it was a coming together in the times when manifest destiny was prominent.. Which is not a complete lie...but yeah probably mostly. Good teachers would admit that it doesn't mean shit in the long run maybe idk... I like the seasons and customs just not the corporate aspect..You can make it what you want honestly. Weak ass christmas music, and eating to excess are the downsides, but those are all up to the individual for the most part...

That irratating worn out christmas jingle bullshit needs to be shut down for real though.. retail, and warehouse for retail... God Bless guys. 🙄

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My only two definite days off work, regardless of what day of the week they fall on. Not sure how to feel about the fact that feeling somewhat above average for me lately could tank my usual plans for those days. Might have to make a point to contact some type of family member b4 getting too fucked up idk it's all too new! Parades are still weird.

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