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Why do guys think they can date my cousin


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either

 

1) that didn't happen; or

 

2) he's only friending you to creep on her.

 

don't let yourself get too worked up over this one.

 

Oh it happened.

And im not friends with my cousin on Facebook...meaning he had to remember my name and actively search for me.

 

I dont mind...hes rich and fun...but my cousin cant find out.

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Even your definition of dating is easy.

 

To be fair, 42 of her recent post on FB have no replies.....Not a single one......I had got to 55 before I saw another reply.  She's grossly overestimating this dude's intentions because I've never seen someone scream at their wall so much and no one say anything back.  They barely have likes.

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You....You're part of the problem

Only part of it?  I was really shooting for all of it : o

 

 

All the credits are mine, for I am the only one ever to refer to Fuggs as "charming", I'm the only voice she'll hear in the sea of "Eww gross vagina"

and she'll believe me, for my voice was good........AWAKEN MONSTER FUGGS AWAKEN AND SET YOURSELF LOOSE AMONG THE PEOPLE!!!!!!! >:D

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Only part of it?  I was really shooting for all of it : o

 

 

All the credits are mine, for I am the only one ever to refer to Fuggs as "charming", I'm the only voice she'll hear in the sea of "Eww gross vagina"

and she'll believe me, for my voice was good........AWAKEN MONSTER FUGGS AWAKEN AND SET YOURSELF LOOSE AMONG THE PEOPLE!!!!!!! >:D

 

I see now slaying the monster will do no good.....I must slay the sorceress first.

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I see now slaying the monster will do no good.....I must slay the sorceress first.

Are we cosplaying now?  Is it gonna get kinky or funny, maybe a lil' kinfunfunky?

"Hark Buddeth, the monster, she awakens!"  whut

 

 

and it says your line is....."First we gotta kill that sorceress ho over there"

 

I guess I'm "That Sorceress Ho Over There"

 

You know what.....fuck it, this entire post is very badly written

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Are we cosplaying now?  Is it gonna get kinky or funny, maybe a lil' kinfunfunky?

"Hark Buddeth, the monster, she awakens!"  whut

 

 

and it says your line is....."First we gotta kill that sorceress ho over there"

 

I guess I'm "That Sorceress Ho Over There"

 

You know what.....fuck it, this entire post is very badly written

 

I don't care for how went stereotypical nigga with my script so now you have to say Mazel Tov when she awakens......Only fair.

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Are we cosplaying now?  Is it gonna get kinky or funny, maybe a lil' kinfunfunky?

"Hark Buddeth, the monster, she awakens!"  whut

 

 

and it says your line is....."First we gotta kill that sorceress ho over there"

 

I guess I'm "That Sorceress Ho Over There"

 

You know what.....fuck it, this entire post is very badly written

 

Pooh, how could you? You tryin' to steal my job? Two can play this game! *Grabs jar of honey and weed*

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I don't care for how went stereotypical nigga with my script so now you have to say Mazel Tov when she awakens......Only fair.

I'll do you one better.....

"Oy vey Buddy, the beast she awoke, with the noise and the electricity.....I'll have to call Aunt Yetta" :fap: whut

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I know that you only date ratchett hos whose mommas made up their names so i can see how "mike" seems generic.

 

I always think you can't get stupider and you never fail to say something in response that just leaves me wondering who wipes your ass for you.

 

You cant even spell ratchet right (no way auto correct did that) and Mik......Know what, itemizing your stupidity has just become busy work.......I hate busy work.

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