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André Toulon

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The way English is taught in schools these days, I'm very surprised that anybody can communicate at all.

 

I'll just leave this article here.

http://dailycaller.com/2017/02/20/college-writing-center-declares-american-grammar-a-racist-unjust-language-structure/

I can't really muster the effort to agree with Packard, at the same time though, there is a bit of truth in what he is saying.

 

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Lol.  Don't be pretending you're better than Packard there, sport.  At least he doesn't post links to something some republitard saw on a writing center bulletin board this one time.

 

One day you will learn to look a little deeper.

https://www.tacoma.uw.edu/news/article/putting-writing-center-inclusivity

 

Now, does any of this seem like they are teaching young students about comma splice errors?

 

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One day you will learn to look a little deeper.

https://www.tacoma.uw.edu/news/article/putting-writing-center-inclusivity

 

Now, does any of this seem like they are teaching young students about comma splice errors?

 

Not seeing your point.  Maybe I need to put on my racism glasses?

 

Well, it's not like you would understand what language universality means given you think it's English degrees are wasted education.

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*crumples application*  We'll be in touch.....May I validate your parking?

 

But seriously, please tell me you don't let LB do laundry....I mean I don't know the dude that well, but I know how men wash clothes......We toss all that shit in one load....Fuck separating.

 

 

:D :D :D laundry? He don't do SHIT...however I am the one who polish washes the clothes......I can't fucking stand separating laundry...I mean dirty clothes are fucking gross...I take off the clothes and put them in the hamper and when I wash I just pick the hamper up and dump the shit in...I don't wanna fucking touch it

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You made it here huh.....Well, I guess the ritual is complete.....SUMMON THE CERBERUS!

 

Fuckin' pooh summoned me here by doing some weird, kinky summoning spell shit or something.

 

I am too busy to come in here on a daily basis so someone please tell me if it's ok to post nude women in here or what.

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Fuckin' pooh summoned me here by doing some weird, kinky summoning spell shit or something.

 

I am too busy to come in here on a daily basis so someone please tell me if it's ok to post nude women in here or what.

 

Do whatever you want......I was the first to be banned/have his password jacked, so my mission is accomplished.

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Unfortunately, it has to be done, man. I don't like doing adult shit, either. It needs to be done, though. Especially being a male minority, you have to wear that cap a lot. Pretty much all the time. I know it sucks horse dick, but it has to be done. Good news, though, is that you get a chance to let the hair down and have fun once in a while. It just happens to be in the form of roasting motherfuckers to a crisp and a couple of other things, but still....enjoy things.

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You literally clean up after people all day, smoke stanking ass cigs, have a rotting mouth that needs, as you call them, dental prosthetics and you're an old cat man.......There is no way that on my worst day you smell better than me after you jump out the shower.  And the fact that you think I wear a suit is tantamount to your minimal knowledge of wtf you're trying to assert here.  Granted, my shoes probably cost more than your rent, but still.......You can't shame me for having aspirations higher than being an old fool that's been doing the same shit for 50 some odd years. 

 

We get it, no one runs a vacuum like you.......Way to shoot for the ground.

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Adulting sucks.....My adulting level ratcheted up a notch cuz my boss is paying to make me a notary .

I'm a long way off my next level up but if I pass the test (lol at that) I get 15 more XP and 5 XPs for each signature I notarize

but it's -2 for every time I have to tell my boss, "No, I can't notarize that, the person that signed it isn't here"  I'm expecting my Fun Zone levels to go way down, making the game not even interesting to play anymore ::HMM::

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Adulting sucks.....My adulting level ratcheted up a notch cuz my boss is paying to make me a notary .

I'm a long way off my next level up but if I pass the test (lol at that) I get 15 more XP and 5 XPs for each signature I notarize

but it's -2 for every time I have to tell my boss, "No, I can't notarize that, the person that signed it isn't here"  I'm expecting my Fun Zone levels to go way down, making the game not even interesting to play anymore ::HMM::

 

Your boss is trying to use you to commit fraud?

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Your boss is trying to use you to commit fraud?

Probably and technically.....I'm sure he'll ask me to notarize stuff the radiologist affirms without him being present.

He doesn't see it as a big deal but in NY the person must be there, you can't even do it via skype or facetime.

That's just my long winded way of saying "yes he will but not to be malicious" ::spin:: >:D

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No, I know.  My cousin, who sits across the office, got her notary public several years ago so our company didn't have to bring someone else in to notarize documents for permits and the like.  It's easy enough to forget that everyone has to be present if you're in a rush and you're not thinking about defrauding anyone.  But, the law is generally the same everywhere - not there in person = no notarizing.

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No, I know.  My cousin, who sits across the office, got her notary public several years ago so our company didn't have to bring someone else in to notarize documents for permits and the like.  It's easy enough to forget that everyone has to be present if you're in a rush and you're not thinking about defrauding anyone.  But, the law is generally the same everywhere - not there in person = no notarizing.

I'm sure after I tell him "no" once or twice, the radiologist will come down from his castle in Chappaqua, like he's supposed to,  and I can notarize it at that time but I have to pass the test first >:D :D

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I'm sure after I tell him "no" once or twice, the radiologist will come down from his castle in Chappaqua, like he's supposed to,  and I can notarize it at that time but I have to pass the test first >:D :D

Not to be disparaging, but if my cousin can do it I'm sure you can pass in your sleep.  Seriously, this chick gets a blast out of watching Trump speeches on her computer.  Thank God she can't see me inside my office.

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