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This shit right here. This zombie chicken right here


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  On 7/27/2019 at 5:52 PM, Poof said:

There's nothing not-disturbing about the beginning of the zombie apocalypse

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I’m sure you’re right. It’s gonna kick off in exactly this manner 😆

I better learn how to use a gun....AND FAST 😬

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That's why the only 'just killed 2 minutes ago meat' that I'll roll with is seafood. I don't give a shit if those little fuckers are doing flips, they're getting in my belly. 

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  On 7/27/2019 at 7:40 PM, SorceressPol said:

That's why the only 'just killed 2 minutes ago meat' that I'll roll with is seafood. I don't give a shit if those little fuckers are doing flips, they're getting in my belly. 

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How do u know it was just killed?

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Yeah, it's a fake.  Not chicken, because for it to still move it would have to be deboned and plucked in the last two minutes.  It could be frog legs or calamari because they respond and move when salt is applied.  Or it's entirely faked like Slenderman.

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  On 7/27/2019 at 5:53 PM, 1pooh4u said:

I’m sure you’re right. It’s gonna kick off in exactly this manner 😆

I better learn how to use a gun....AND FAST 😬

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  On 7/27/2019 at 5:54 PM, 1pooh4u said:

Fuck you humans, I’m spreading salmonella and kicking off a zombie apocalypse ~that poor dead chicken 

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It's going to be real. Remember when ppl on forums used to inevitably make a thread like "what would you do in a zombie apocalypse?" Do ppl still do that?

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  On 7/27/2019 at 7:40 PM, SorceressPol said:

That's why the only 'just killed 2 minutes ago meat' that I'll roll with is seafood. I don't give a shit if those little fuckers are doing flips, they're getting in my belly. 

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What makes it different tho?

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  On 7/27/2019 at 10:42 PM, Poof said:

 

It's going to be real. Remember when ppl on forums used to inevitably make a thread like "what would you do in a zombie apocalypse?" Do ppl still do that?

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I dunno but I’m sure I wouldn’t live long 😆

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  On 7/27/2019 at 11:13 PM, 1pooh4u said:

I dunno but I’m sure I wouldn’t live long 😆

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I was thinking about this yesterday and decided i need to buy a bike. Ive gained a lot of weight and no longer workout regularly last time i considered zombie apocalypse survival. Now i realize im not in good enuff shape to walk very far or run...but i can put a bike on the easiest setting and get away from a stumbling uncoordinated zombie fairly quickly.

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  On 7/27/2019 at 11:24 PM, fuggstop said:

I was thinking about this yesterday and decided i need to buy a bike. Ive gained a lot of weight and no longer workout regularly last time i considered zombie apocalypse survival. Now i realize im not in good enuff shape to walk very far or run...but i can put a bike on the easiest setting and get away from a stumbling uncoordinated zombie fairly quickly.

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One maybe, but think of a horde that never tires. You can’t ride a bike forever 😬

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  On 7/28/2019 at 12:53 AM, 1pooh4u said:

One maybe, but think of a horde that never tires. You can’t ride a bike forever 😬

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You end up with a mutant abnormal zombie with a pituitary problem...

Please note what may be fuggs in the lower left hand corner on her bike

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  On 7/27/2019 at 8:45 PM, GuyBeardmane said:

Yeah, it's a fake.  Not chicken, because for it to still move it would have to be deboned and plucked in the last two minutes.  It could be frog legs or calamari because they respond and move when salt is applied.  Or it's entirely faked like Slenderman.

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who would do such a thing? go on the internet and tell lies

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  On 7/27/2019 at 8:45 PM, GuyBeardmane said:

Yeah, it's a fake.  Not chicken, because for it to still move it would have to be deboned and plucked in the last two minutes.  It could be frog legs or calamari because they respond and move when salt is applied.  Or it's entirely faked like Slenderman.

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further research says it just happens sometimes meat keeps moving

 

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