Poof Posted July 27, 2019 Author Posted July 27, 2019 11 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said: That’s disturbing There's nothing not-disturbing about the beginning of the zombie apocalypse 2
1pooh4u Posted July 27, 2019 Posted July 27, 2019 Just now, Poof said: There's nothing not-disturbing about the beginning of the zombie apocalypse I’m sure you’re right. It’s gonna kick off in exactly this manner 😆 I better learn how to use a gun....AND FAST 😬
Poof Posted July 27, 2019 Author Posted July 27, 2019 2 minutes ago, scoobdog said: That's insane! It's alive!
1pooh4u Posted July 27, 2019 Posted July 27, 2019 Fuck you humans, I’m spreading salmonella and kicking off a zombie apocalypse ~that poor dead chicken 3
scoobdog Posted July 27, 2019 Posted July 27, 2019 1 minute ago, 1pooh4u said: I’m sure you’re right. It’s gonna kick off in exactly this manner 😆 I better learn how to use a gun....AND FAST 😬 Well, Zombieland 2 is coming out.... 1 1
Distortedreasoning Posted July 27, 2019 Posted July 27, 2019 i've seen this one yesterday i think. thats really freaky. i really hope its not a sign of things to come. 1
DragonSinger Posted July 27, 2019 Posted July 27, 2019 That's why the only 'just killed 2 minutes ago meat' that I'll roll with is seafood. I don't give a shit if those little fuckers are doing flips, they're getting in my belly.
jackiemarie90 Posted July 27, 2019 Posted July 27, 2019 Beat it with a hammer, and stick it in the pot 1 2
fuggstop Posted July 27, 2019 Posted July 27, 2019 32 minutes ago, SorceressPol said: That's why the only 'just killed 2 minutes ago meat' that I'll roll with is seafood. I don't give a shit if those little fuckers are doing flips, they're getting in my belly. How do u know it was just killed?
DragonSinger Posted July 27, 2019 Posted July 27, 2019 Just now, fuggstop said: How do u know it was just killed? Freshly killed meat can move if the muscles and nerves are still active. I'm exaggerating about it being minutes. It can be maybe a day old(I am not a food expert).
GuyBeardmane Posted July 27, 2019 Posted July 27, 2019 Yeah, it's a fake. Not chicken, because for it to still move it would have to be deboned and plucked in the last two minutes. It could be frog legs or calamari because they respond and move when salt is applied. Or it's entirely faked like Slenderman. 1
StarPanda Posted July 27, 2019 Posted July 27, 2019 Those fools they should have ate it it you can turn Into a zombie
Poof Posted July 27, 2019 Author Posted July 27, 2019 4 hours ago, 1pooh4u said: I’m sure you’re right. It’s gonna kick off in exactly this manner 😆 I better learn how to use a gun....AND FAST 😬 4 hours ago, 1pooh4u said: Fuck you humans, I’m spreading salmonella and kicking off a zombie apocalypse ~that poor dead chicken It's going to be real. Remember when ppl on forums used to inevitably make a thread like "what would you do in a zombie apocalypse?" Do ppl still do that? 1
Poof Posted July 27, 2019 Author Posted July 27, 2019 3 hours ago, Distortedreasoning said: i've seen this one yesterday i think. thats really freaky. i really hope its not a sign of things to come. Oh it is. It's the first of the undead. It's the beginning
Poof Posted July 27, 2019 Author Posted July 27, 2019 3 hours ago, SorceressPol said: That's why the only 'just killed 2 minutes ago meat' that I'll roll with is seafood. I don't give a shit if those little fuckers are doing flips, they're getting in my belly. What makes it different tho?
Poof Posted July 27, 2019 Author Posted July 27, 2019 3 hours ago, jackiemarie90 said: Beat it with a hammer, and stick it in the pot That's so hot
Poof Posted July 27, 2019 Author Posted July 27, 2019 55 minutes ago, StarPanda said: Those fools they should have ate it it you can turn Into a zombie Idk if I'd eat it. I have strong urges to both eat it and not eat it
1pooh4u Posted July 27, 2019 Posted July 27, 2019 30 minutes ago, Poof said: It's going to be real. Remember when ppl on forums used to inevitably make a thread like "what would you do in a zombie apocalypse?" Do ppl still do that? I dunno but I’m sure I wouldn’t live long 😆
fuggstop Posted July 27, 2019 Posted July 27, 2019 8 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said: I dunno but I’m sure I wouldn’t live long 😆 I was thinking about this yesterday and decided i need to buy a bike. Ive gained a lot of weight and no longer workout regularly last time i considered zombie apocalypse survival. Now i realize im not in good enuff shape to walk very far or run...but i can put a bike on the easiest setting and get away from a stumbling uncoordinated zombie fairly quickly. 1
katt_goddess Posted July 28, 2019 Posted July 28, 2019 The end of humanity started not with a bang but with girlish high pitched screams at a Chinese restaurant... 1
1pooh4u Posted July 28, 2019 Posted July 28, 2019 1 hour ago, fuggstop said: I was thinking about this yesterday and decided i need to buy a bike. Ive gained a lot of weight and no longer workout regularly last time i considered zombie apocalypse survival. Now i realize im not in good enuff shape to walk very far or run...but i can put a bike on the easiest setting and get away from a stumbling uncoordinated zombie fairly quickly. One maybe, but think of a horde that never tires. You can’t ride a bike forever 😬
katt_goddess Posted July 28, 2019 Posted July 28, 2019 4 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said: One maybe, but think of a horde that never tires. You can’t ride a bike forever 😬 You end up with a mutant abnormal zombie with a pituitary problem... Please note what may be fuggs in the lower left hand corner on her bike 1
1pooh4u Posted July 28, 2019 Posted July 28, 2019 11 minutes ago, katt_goddess said: You end up with a mutant abnormal zombie with a pituitary problem... Please note what may be fuggs in the lower left hand corner on her bike Is that from AoT? 😆
katt_goddess Posted July 28, 2019 Posted July 28, 2019 15 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said: Is that from AoT? 😆 Yeah, first season. Every time I see that gif, no matter the quote, I laugh so hard I choke. That little person didn't stand a chance - they were just like a Lego in the hallway in the morning.
Naraku4656 Posted July 28, 2019 Posted July 28, 2019 5 hours ago, GuyBeardmane said: Yeah, it's a fake. Not chicken, because for it to still move it would have to be deboned and plucked in the last two minutes. It could be frog legs or calamari because they respond and move when salt is applied. Or it's entirely faked like Slenderman. who would do such a thing? go on the internet and tell lies
Distortedreasoning Posted July 28, 2019 Posted July 28, 2019 7 hours ago, Poof said: Oh it is. It's the first of the undead. It's the beginning i dont even own a gun! guess im fucked.
Poof Posted July 28, 2019 Author Posted July 28, 2019 10 hours ago, GuyBeardmane said: Yeah, it's a fake. Not chicken, because for it to still move it would have to be deboned and plucked in the last two minutes. It could be frog legs or calamari because they respond and move when salt is applied. Or it's entirely faked like Slenderman. further research says it just happens sometimes meat keeps moving
Poof Posted July 28, 2019 Author Posted July 28, 2019 7 hours ago, 1pooh4u said: I dunno but I’m sure I wouldn’t live long 😆 you never know
Poof Posted July 28, 2019 Author Posted July 28, 2019 4 hours ago, Juice McKenzie said: probably fake nope it's real!
Poof Posted July 28, 2019 Author Posted July 28, 2019 47 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said: i dont even own a gun! guess im fucked. that's ok other ppl own guns you can take one of theirs
Distortedreasoning Posted July 28, 2019 Posted July 28, 2019 13 minutes ago, Poof said: that's ok other ppl own guns you can take one of theirs yes thats true. could probably ask my neighbor for one. then we would see how long i could make it before i get taken down lol.
Juice McKenzie Posted July 29, 2019 Posted July 29, 2019 20 hours ago, Poof said: nope it's real! it's one of those things id have to see in person to believe
katt_goddess Posted July 29, 2019 Posted July 29, 2019 20 hours ago, Juice McKenzie said: it's one of those things id have to see in person to believe But then the question would be would you poke it or just run screaming from the room a Born Again Mega-Vegan?
Juice McKenzie Posted July 30, 2019 Posted July 30, 2019 2 hours ago, katt_goddess said: But then the question would be would you poke it or just run screaming from the room a Born Again Mega-Vegan? that's not going to stop me from eating meat
AnimationFan14 Posted July 30, 2019 Posted July 30, 2019 My raw chicken appears to move on it’s own sometimes too
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