Vodkajellyshot Posted July 4, 2019 Posted July 4, 2019 i woke up and my ex was laying on my bed using me as a pillow..wtf would you guys do in this situation ?
Skiles Posted July 4, 2019 Posted July 4, 2019 I have a few questions. But the two most important are, 1. Did you live together even though you were split? 2. Did your ex have a key? If the answer to either of these is no, you need to get the fuck out of there. Possibly out of the state. Because that's crazy shit.
DragonSinger Posted July 4, 2019 Posted July 4, 2019 3 minutes ago, Vodkajellyshot said: i woke up and my ex was laying on my bed using me as a pillow..wtf would you guys do in this situation ? This is how you get stabbed. 1 2
cyberbully Posted July 4, 2019 Posted July 4, 2019 23 minutes ago, Skiles said: I have a few questions. But the two most important are, 1. Did you live together even though you were split? 2. Did your ex have a key? If the answer to either of these is no, you need to get the fuck out of there. Possibly out of the state. Because that's crazy shit. Not sure if where he lives has states....Unless it Australia or some shit... Wait....All of a sudden, I think he does live in Australia....I kinda remember asking him (or someone...can't remember) if Aussie was deragatory. 1
discolé monade Posted July 4, 2019 Posted July 4, 2019 (edited) kick him/her in the nuts/va~jay~jay yank him/her out my damn bed and ask wtaf are you doing in my house. what was he/she doing in your house? *fixed because buddy made a most excellent point. Edited July 4, 2019 by discolemonade
cyberbully Posted July 4, 2019 Posted July 4, 2019 22 minutes ago, discolemonade said: kick him in the nuts. yank him out my damn bed and ask wtaf are you doing in my house. what was he doing in your house? ....I don't think Vodka's gay. But I could be wrong....Hell, I just made him Australian....Her? Know what, I'm going back to the kitchen and finish packing this meat..... Now I sound gay. Fuck it....I got enough vodka to forget any of this happened if I look stupid. 2
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted July 4, 2019 Posted July 4, 2019 53 minutes ago, cyberbully said: ....I don't think Vodka's gay. But I could be wrong....Hell, I just made him Australian....Her? Know what, I'm going back to the kitchen and finish packing this meat..... Now I sound gay. Fuck it....I got enough vodka to forget any of this happened if I look stupid. Vodka is Australian and is not gay. 2
Distortedreasoning Posted July 4, 2019 Posted July 4, 2019 55 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Vodka is Australian and is not gay. this is correct. not sure if he moved or still in australia.
DragonSinger Posted July 4, 2019 Posted July 4, 2019 20 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said: this is correct. not sure if he moved or still in australia. Maybe that's why he hasn't gotten back to us yet. Damn Australian hours stopping him from answering our nosy questions. 1
Distortedreasoning Posted July 4, 2019 Posted July 4, 2019 3 minutes ago, SorceressPol said: Maybe that's why he hasn't gotten back to us yet. Damn Australian hours stopping him from answering our nosy questions. if he doesnt come back i will assumed he got murdered by his crazy serial stalker ex. vodka, you sure knew how to pick em. 1
Still Me Posted July 4, 2019 Posted July 4, 2019 3 hours ago, Vodkajellyshot said: i woke up and my ex was laying on my bed using me as a pillow..wtf would you guys do in this situation ? ask him how the hell he found out where I lived and then proceed to call the police
DragonSinger Posted July 4, 2019 Posted July 4, 2019 42 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said: if he doesnt come back i will assumed he got murdered by his crazy serial stalker ex. vodka, you sure knew how to pick em. 😂 I was trying not to say that!
Vodkajellyshot Posted July 6, 2019 Author Posted July 6, 2019 On 7/4/2019 at 11:59 PM, Skiles said: I have a few questions. But the two most important are, 1. Did you live together even though you were split? Yes been with her on and off for up to 10 years 2. Did your ex have a key? Yeah to get her crap out ..which she did do.. but did not take it all in six months If the answer to either of these is no, you need to get the fuck out of there. Possibly out of the state. Because that's crazy shit.
Vodkajellyshot Posted July 6, 2019 Author Posted July 6, 2019 On 7/4/2019 at 11:59 PM, Greeny said: Is it your ex in my bed or is it mine? I wish it was your bed not mine..
Vodkajellyshot Posted July 6, 2019 Author Posted July 6, 2019 On 7/5/2019 at 12:01 AM, SorceressPol said: This is how you get stabbed. Sadly you are correct ..She has tried to stab me with scissors before
Vodkajellyshot Posted July 6, 2019 Author Posted July 6, 2019 On 7/5/2019 at 12:25 AM, cyberbully said: Not sure if where he lives has states....Unless it Australia or some shit... Wait....All of a sudden, I think he does live in Australia....I kinda remember asking him (or someone...can't remember) if Aussie was deragatory. There are six states in Australia: New South Wales (NSW), Queensland (Qld), South Australia (SA), Tasmania (Tas), Victoria (Vic) and Western Australia (WA), and two territories, the Northern Territory (NT) and the Australian Capital Territory (ACT).
Vodkajellyshot Posted July 6, 2019 Author Posted July 6, 2019 On 7/5/2019 at 12:45 AM, discolemonade said: kick him/her in the nuts/va~jay~jay yank him/her out my damn bed and ask wtaf are you doing in my house. what was he/she doing in your house? *fixed because buddy made a most excellent point. This is obviously a few days on..She was booted from where ever she was living..She has since stated if i did not wish her stay she would sleep in her car.
Vodkajellyshot Posted July 6, 2019 Author Posted July 6, 2019 On 7/5/2019 at 1:09 AM, cyberbully said: ....I don't think Vodka's gay. i am not gay
Vodkajellyshot Posted July 6, 2019 Author Posted July 6, 2019 On 7/5/2019 at 2:58 AM, Distortedreasoning said: this is correct. not sure if he moved or still in australia. I was in Melbourne.. Now moved to Tasmania
Vodkajellyshot Posted July 6, 2019 Author Posted July 6, 2019 On 7/5/2019 at 3:20 AM, SorceressPol said: Maybe that's why he hasn't gotten back to us yet. Damn Australian hours stopping him from answering our nosy questions. Been busy at work
DragonSinger Posted July 6, 2019 Posted July 6, 2019 Just now, Vodkajellyshot said: This is obviously a few days on..She was booted from where ever she was living..She has since stated if i did not wish her stay she would sleep in her car. What stopped her from knocking on your door or calling from someplace first since she does have a car to go anywhere with a phone? And it's usually easier for women to borrow a stranger's phone for a sec to make a call too.
Clu Posted July 6, 2019 Posted July 6, 2019 1 minute ago, Vodkajellyshot said: I was in Melbourne.. Now moved to Tasmania I was in Adelaide in 2011. This girl Shayna could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
Vodkajellyshot Posted July 6, 2019 Author Posted July 6, 2019 On 7/5/2019 at 3:26 AM, Distortedreasoning said: if he doesnt come back i will assumed he got murdered by his crazy serial stalker ex. vodka, you sure knew how to pick em. This one is cray cray.. you got that right.. she is still here.. but is actively looking for her own place
Vodkajellyshot Posted July 6, 2019 Author Posted July 6, 2019 On 7/5/2019 at 3:39 AM, Still Me said: ask him how the hell he found out where I lived and then proceed to call the police I do not call the cops for any thing.. i sort my own shit out
Vodkajellyshot Posted July 6, 2019 Author Posted July 6, 2019 (edited) 20 minutes ago, Clu said: Have you tried pissing in her butt? I am not going there again.. vag or any other holes.. I was happy to get out her of my life Edited July 6, 2019 by Vodkajellyshot
Vodkajellyshot Posted July 6, 2019 Author Posted July 6, 2019 11 minutes ago, SorceressPol said: What stopped her from knocking on your door or calling from someplace first since she does have a car to go anywhere with a phone? And it's usually easier for women to borrow a stranger's phone for a sec to make a call too. I brought myself a town house.. like 5 minute walk to the cbd..This is happening at what ever time am ..Apparently she was to drunk to drive.. But has not left since
Vodkajellyshot Posted July 6, 2019 Author Posted July 6, 2019 (edited) 17 minutes ago, Clu said: I was in Adelaide in 2011. This girl Shayna could suck a golf ball through a garden hose. Got some good mates there..Been to Adelaide a number of times.. partied most of that time.. I also met a nurse from victor harbour.. she was fun too Edited July 6, 2019 by Vodkajellyshot typo
Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung Posted July 6, 2019 Posted July 6, 2019 Hmm...Well, she looks pretty cute. Too bad she's crazy. (As you've said.)
Vodkajellyshot Posted July 6, 2019 Author Posted July 6, 2019 2 minutes ago, Fear of a Blank Planet said: Hmm...Well, she looks pretty cute. Too bad she's crazy. (As you've said.) schizo.. bipolar.. anxiety..depression
Vodkajellyshot Posted July 6, 2019 Author Posted July 6, 2019 This is my new gf .. which if this keeps going like it is i am going to lose
André Toulon Posted July 6, 2019 Posted July 6, 2019 (edited) 51 minutes ago, Vodkajellyshot said: This is my new gf .. which if this keeps going like it is i am going to lose Vodka adding a little cognac to the party....Also, she's hotter....Kick that other bitch out. Worst thing I ever did was have my ex living with me last year....It was all bad......Surprisingly, we are both still alive. Edited July 6, 2019 by Sho Minamimoto
Distortedreasoning Posted July 6, 2019 Posted July 6, 2019 7 hours ago, Vodkajellyshot said: This one is cray cray.. you got that right.. she is still here.. but is actively looking for her own place i gotta agree with buddy here, kick that other crazy bitch out. dont let her ruin your relationship with your new hotter gf. just make your you rent a body guard when you break the news to her. no need to take any risks.
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