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Posted
1 minute ago, Skiles said:

People like to think they're safe in secluded areas, when in reality, they're at least as unsafe.

I need to pee and I think imma do it loooool. I just feel bad I'm an insomniac and I know she just finally passed out. If I move shes up. Ugh I gotta pee. Why am I such a nice guy?

Posted

Clearly the nicest thing you could do is pee in the bed.

And when she wakes up asks what the hell happened, just start crying and saying "I PEEEEED" like a child.

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Posted
Just now, Skiles said:

Clearly the nicest thing you could do is pee in the bed.

And when she wakes up asks what the hell happened, just start crying and saying "I PEEEEED" like a child.

How About NOOOOOOOOOOOO 🤣

Posted
1 minute ago, The_Hound said:

Do it I'll give you 2 bitcoins

Number 1, no, and number 2, I wouldn't trust you to pay up. How someone even let you into their home is unfathomable. Is it to late for your parents to abort you?

Posted
Just now, inhumanrampager said:

Number 1, no, and number 2, I wouldn't trust you to pay up. How someone even let you into their home is unfathomable. Is it to late for your parents to abort 

Y u so mad? 

Drinking?

Posted (edited)
3 minutes ago, inhumanrampager said:

Nah. Not tonight. I wish I had a witty comeback here. I don't. I'd wish you a good day, but I don't want to ruin the day.

Mhm well I know u never liked me, or u did at one time. I mean besides one petty moment I did to ally ONCE when I started talking to axj, I was always a sweetheart to her. Was it jealousy? You're too old to be telling me to get aborted.

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Posted
2 hours ago, The_Hound said:

Not lock their doors? The girl I'm talking to didn't lock her door after we got in from applebees and I wanna sneak out of bed n lock it.

 

Watch the movie "In Cold Blood" (the one with Robert Blake) with her.  That'll change that attitude.

Posted

Yeah, seriously. If your door has a lock use it ffs.

Also this means you could just surprise her and stick it in her, if she's into that.

Posted
6 minutes ago, bnmjy said:

Yeah, seriously. If your door has a lock use it ffs.

Also this means you could just surprise her and stick it in her, if she's into that.

He wasn't at anyone's house. He is a pathological liar and makes shit up to talk about here so we think he is the man with his DoD job and his punch meat he is lining up.

Alas, he is taking his computer apart and sticking his crooked dick in the fan for just a slight sense of feeling.

Posted
14 minutes ago, Cancer said:

He wasn't at anyone's house. He is a pathological liar and makes shit up to talk about here so we think he is the man with his DoD job and his punch meat he is lining up.

Alas, he is taking his computer apart and sticking his crooked dick in the fan for just a slight sense of feeling.

Aw is bb mad that viper gets skin 2 skin and ur miserable ass doesnt. Kawaiiiiiiii

Posted
24 minutes ago, bnmjy said:

Yeah, seriously. If your door has a lock use it ffs.

Also this means you could just surprise her and stick it in her, if she's into that.

Lmao. Axj was into that. Not this one. 

Posted

Lol I dunno. In cape cod they don’t lock their doors either. Well, they didn’t, but then the opioid crisis hit, so a lot of people do now. 

I always locked the doors when I go up there. I’m City suspicious people 😆

Posted
Just now, 1pooh4u said:

Lol I dunno. In cape cod they don’t lock their doors either. Well, they didn’t, but then the opioid crisis hit, so a lot of people do now. 

I always locked the doors when I go up there. I’m City suspicious people 😆

Fucking strange...... theres locks on the doors to ppls homes for a reason. 

Posted (edited)
1 minute ago, The_Hound said:

Fucking strange...... theres locks on the doors to ppls homes for a reason. 

Yeah but they think they know everybody and they’re  safe. Which is kinda weird considering they did have a notorious serial killer once or twice 

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Posted
Just now, 1pooh4u said:

Yeah but they think they know everybody and their safe. Which is kinda weird considering they did have a notorious serial killer once or twice 

Yeah but I left a couple years ago

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Posted
24 minutes ago, Cancer said:

Yeah but I left a couple years ago

I always thought it was weird how the killings stopped when you left, but that’s none of my business 😆

Posted
1 minute ago, 1pooh4u said:

I always thought it was weird how the killings stopped when you left, but that’s none of my business 😆

The killings were relocated

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Posted
2 minutes ago, Cancer said:

The killings were relocated

But I’m still seeing a lot of people breathing around here. Please expand your good works. 😆

Posted

Speaking as someone with clinical OCD, I can't even go to sleep without the door locked and usually checking it at least 3 times. Sometimes I can cope to get away with just locking it the first time though.

Posted
8 hours ago, TrigunBebop said:

They're actually among the most unsafe.

Exactly. Secluded homes make the best targets because there's less chance of someone witnessing a break-in, and the cops take longer to get there after you commit your crime.

Posted
5 hours ago, The_Hound said:

Lmk when u can give orgasms with minimal effort to anyone

People faking an orgasm isn't the same as being good at sex.

Posted
2 hours ago, Cancer said:

Dude goes from killing himself on the boards to acting like he's gods gift to women... just wonderful.

 

Do you even know what depression looks like?

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