Age of S'jet Posted June 28, 2019 Share Posted June 28, 2019 Not lock their doors? The girl I'm talking to didn't lock her door after we got in from applebees and I wanna sneak out of bed n lock it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skiles Posted June 28, 2019 Share Posted June 28, 2019 People like to think they're safe in secluded areas, when in reality, they're at least as unsafe. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Age of S'jet Posted June 28, 2019 Author Share Posted June 28, 2019 1 minute ago, Skiles said: People like to think they're safe in secluded areas, when in reality, they're at least as unsafe. I need to pee and I think imma do it loooool. I just feel bad I'm an insomniac and I know she just finally passed out. If I move shes up. Ugh I gotta pee. Why am I such a nice guy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skiles Posted June 28, 2019 Share Posted June 28, 2019 Clearly the nicest thing you could do is pee in the bed. And when she wakes up asks what the hell happened, just start crying and saying "I PEEEEED" like a child. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Age of S'jet Posted June 28, 2019 Author Share Posted June 28, 2019 Just now, Skiles said: Clearly the nicest thing you could do is pee in the bed. And when she wakes up asks what the hell happened, just start crying and saying "I PEEEEED" like a child. How About NOOOOOOOOOOOO 🤣 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inhumanrampager Posted June 28, 2019 Share Posted June 28, 2019 So which girl is it this week, Lefty or Right Said Fred? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Age of S'jet Posted June 28, 2019 Author Share Posted June 28, 2019 5 minutes ago, inhumanrampager said: So which girl is it this week, Lefty or Right Said Fred? If u added me on snap like in my thread you would know 🤷♂️ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Age of S'jet Posted June 28, 2019 Author Share Posted June 28, 2019 I peed. Her toilet has a button on the middle top. Wat. Its metal. Two buttons in one. One has 1 water drop the other has 2. Why have I never seen this b4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inhumanrampager Posted June 28, 2019 Share Posted June 28, 2019 Just now, The_Hound said: If u added me on snap like in my thread you would know 🤷♂️ I'd rather cut my dick off and feed it to an alligator. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Age of S'jet Posted June 28, 2019 Author Share Posted June 28, 2019 Just now, inhumanrampager said: I'd rather cut my dick off and feed it to an alligator. Do it I'll give you 2 bitcoins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Age of S'jet Posted June 28, 2019 Author Share Posted June 28, 2019 22k do it pussy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inhumanrampager Posted June 28, 2019 Share Posted June 28, 2019 1 minute ago, The_Hound said: Do it I'll give you 2 bitcoins Number 1, no, and number 2, I wouldn't trust you to pay up. How someone even let you into their home is unfathomable. Is it to late for your parents to abort you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Age of S'jet Posted June 28, 2019 Author Share Posted June 28, 2019 Just now, inhumanrampager said: Number 1, no, and number 2, I wouldn't trust you to pay up. How someone even let you into their home is unfathomable. Is it to late for your parents to abort Y u so mad? Drinking? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inhumanrampager Posted June 28, 2019 Share Posted June 28, 2019 Just now, The_Hound said: Y u so mad? Drinking? Nah. Not tonight. I wish I had a witty comeback here. I don't. I'd wish you a good day, but I don't want to ruin the day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Age of S'jet Posted June 28, 2019 Author Share Posted June 28, 2019 (edited) 3 minutes ago, inhumanrampager said: Nah. Not tonight. I wish I had a witty comeback here. I don't. I'd wish you a good day, but I don't want to ruin the day. Mhm well I know u never liked me, or u did at one time. I mean besides one petty moment I did to ally ONCE when I started talking to axj, I was always a sweetheart to her. Was it jealousy? You're too old to be telling me to get aborted. Edited June 28, 2019 by The_Hound Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted June 28, 2019 Share Posted June 28, 2019 2 hours ago, The_Hound said: Not lock their doors? The girl I'm talking to didn't lock her door after we got in from applebees and I wanna sneak out of bed n lock it. Watch the movie "In Cold Blood" (the one with Robert Blake) with her. That'll change that attitude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 28, 2019 Share Posted June 28, 2019 Lol... ITT viper acts like he owns any bitcoin because he is megahaxxxxorz, anonymous legionnaire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted June 28, 2019 Share Posted June 28, 2019 Yeah, seriously. If your door has a lock use it ffs. Also this means you could just surprise her and stick it in her, if she's into that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 28, 2019 Share Posted June 28, 2019 6 minutes ago, bnmjy said: Yeah, seriously. If your door has a lock use it ffs. Also this means you could just surprise her and stick it in her, if she's into that. He wasn't at anyone's house. He is a pathological liar and makes shit up to talk about here so we think he is the man with his DoD job and his punch meat he is lining up. Alas, he is taking his computer apart and sticking his crooked dick in the fan for just a slight sense of feeling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Age of S'jet Posted June 28, 2019 Author Share Posted June 28, 2019 14 minutes ago, Cancer said: He wasn't at anyone's house. He is a pathological liar and makes shit up to talk about here so we think he is the man with his DoD job and his punch meat he is lining up. Alas, he is taking his computer apart and sticking his crooked dick in the fan for just a slight sense of feeling. Aw is bb mad that viper gets skin 2 skin and ur miserable ass doesnt. Kawaiiiiiiii Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Age of S'jet Posted June 28, 2019 Author Share Posted June 28, 2019 24 minutes ago, bnmjy said: Yeah, seriously. If your door has a lock use it ffs. Also this means you could just surprise her and stick it in her, if she's into that. Lmao. Axj was into that. Not this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted June 28, 2019 Share Posted June 28, 2019 Lol I dunno. In cape cod they don’t lock their doors either. Well, they didn’t, but then the opioid crisis hit, so a lot of people do now. I always locked the doors when I go up there. I’m City suspicious people 😆 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Age of S'jet Posted June 28, 2019 Author Share Posted June 28, 2019 Just now, 1pooh4u said: Lol I dunno. In cape cod they don’t lock their doors either. Well, they didn’t, but then the opioid crisis hit, so a lot of people do now. I always locked the doors when I go up there. I’m City suspicious people 😆 Fucking strange...... theres locks on the doors to ppls homes for a reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted June 28, 2019 Share Posted June 28, 2019 (edited) 1 minute ago, The_Hound said: Fucking strange...... theres locks on the doors to ppls homes for a reason. Yeah but they think they know everybody and they’re safe. Which is kinda weird considering they did have a notorious serial killer once or twice Edited June 28, 2019 by 1pooh4u Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 28, 2019 Share Posted June 28, 2019 Just now, 1pooh4u said: Yeah but they think they know everybody and their safe. Which is kinda weird considering they did have a notorious serial killer once or twice Yeah but I left a couple years ago 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
🍬Candy🍬 Posted June 28, 2019 Share Posted June 28, 2019 New gf already? Fuggs approves Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted June 28, 2019 Share Posted June 28, 2019 24 minutes ago, Cancer said: Yeah but I left a couple years ago I always thought it was weird how the killings stopped when you left, but that’s none of my business 😆 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 28, 2019 Share Posted June 28, 2019 1 minute ago, 1pooh4u said: I always thought it was weird how the killings stopped when you left, but that’s none of my business 😆 The killings were relocated 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted June 28, 2019 Share Posted June 28, 2019 2 minutes ago, Cancer said: The killings were relocated But I’m still seeing a lot of people breathing around here. Please expand your good works. 😆 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Age of S'jet Posted June 28, 2019 Author Share Posted June 28, 2019 17 minutes ago, 🍬Candy🍬 said: New gf already? Fuggs approves Not gf. I wish. Soon. Hope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted June 28, 2019 Share Posted June 28, 2019 Ahhh shit horror movie White people amrite 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted June 28, 2019 Share Posted June 28, 2019 7 hours ago, Skiles said: People like to think they're safe in secluded areas, when in reality, they're at least as unsafe. They're actually among the most unsafe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted June 28, 2019 Share Posted June 28, 2019 7 hours ago, The_Hound said: If u added me on snap like in my thread you would know 🤷♂️ *goes to snap* Checks out, sarge...But you can't see her face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted June 28, 2019 Share Posted June 28, 2019 I don't know, why do some people have broken dicks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted June 28, 2019 Share Posted June 28, 2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Age of S'jet Posted June 28, 2019 Author Share Posted June 28, 2019 31 minutes ago, cyberbully said: *goes to snap* Checks out, sarge...But you can't see her face. Theres new ones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Age of S'jet Posted June 28, 2019 Author Share Posted June 28, 2019 2 hours ago, stilgar said: I don't know, why do some people have broken dicks? Lmk when u can give orgasms with minimal effort to anyone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Age of S'jet Posted June 28, 2019 Author Share Posted June 28, 2019 2 hours ago, TrigunBebop said: They're actually among the most unsafe. Yeah I didn't lock it. I wanna die anyway so🤷♂️ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted June 28, 2019 Share Posted June 28, 2019 Speaking as someone with clinical OCD, I can't even go to sleep without the door locked and usually checking it at least 3 times. Sometimes I can cope to get away with just locking it the first time though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juice McKenzie Posted June 28, 2019 Share Posted June 28, 2019 I would. Who knows what kind of spooky shit might try to sneak in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skiles Posted June 28, 2019 Share Posted June 28, 2019 8 hours ago, TrigunBebop said: They're actually among the most unsafe. Exactly. Secluded homes make the best targets because there's less chance of someone witnessing a break-in, and the cops take longer to get there after you commit your crime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted June 28, 2019 Share Posted June 28, 2019 5 hours ago, The_Hound said: Lmk when u can give orgasms with minimal effort to anyone People faking an orgasm isn't the same as being good at sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 28, 2019 Share Posted June 28, 2019 Dude goes from killing himself on the boards to acting like he's gods gift to women... just wonderful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Age of S'jet Posted June 29, 2019 Author Share Posted June 29, 2019 2 hours ago, Cancer said: Dude goes from killing himself on the boards to acting like he's gods gift to women... just wonderful. Do you even know what depression looks like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung Posted June 29, 2019 Share Posted June 29, 2019 Someone needs an enema. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Age of S'jet Posted June 29, 2019 Author Share Posted June 29, 2019 15 hours ago, Fear of a Blank Planet said: Someone needs an enema. Life might be hard for me but I can get laid whenever I want. Sorry you're fat ugly and stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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