Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung Posted June 24, 2019 Share Posted June 24, 2019 (edited) When I was a sophomore in high school, I wanted to be a skater. So one day near the end of the school year, I got an old skateboard and tried to learn how to skate. First time I tried to grind a rail, I landed on my back and tore a ligament in my right elbow. I had to go to the hospital, and that's where I saw who I thought at the time was the most beautiful girl I'd ever laid eyes upon. She asked me before I went into surgery what had happened. When i told her, she held my hand and gave me a kiss. After the surgery, she was there waiting for me. When my parents were in the other room, she reached her hand and grabbed my dick and started stroking it. I was about to start moaning, but she covered my mouth and told me to be quiet. I didn't moan, but she gave me the best hand job I'd ever had. Unfortunately, after that, I never saw her again until the beginning of junior year, when I found out she started dating some football player who wanted to kick my ass. (He had found out what happened and wanted to kill me even though my hand job happened before they had even met.) So I stuck to the skateboard video games, like Tony Hawk Pro Skater and shit. Lesson: Handies rule, kids. Edited June 24, 2019 by Fear of a Blank Planet 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung Posted June 24, 2019 Author Share Posted June 24, 2019 (edited) Oh, and I forgot to mention that when the doctor took my parents away to medical billing, she jumped in my bed and told me to finger her. I was hesitant at first, but then she told me it would be okay. She slipped her panties off from underneath her black skirt. (She was wearing one of those skirts that are kind of wide at the bottom, you know?) I remember her panties, too. They were white with pink stripes. She may have been into the skater culture, but she still loved pink. Anyway, she took my left hand, and moved it to her pussy and told me to insert one finger and move it around, then a second, until she started moaning uncontrollably. I had to stop, but when I about to pull my fingers out of her, she French kissed me. So I ended up going until she came. And man, when she came, she really did come. She squirted all over me in the hospital bed. It was so much I needed a change of bed clothes. When she finally left the room, she blew me a kiss, told me her name (Mandy) and said, "When you get out, find me, or I'll find you. I really like you." Why couldn't she have come by my house during the summer? I told her where we lived. Oh, well. Edited June 24, 2019 by Fear of a Blank Planet 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted June 24, 2019 Share Posted June 24, 2019 Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2 was better than the first one, but I prefer the first one solely because it has "Superman" by Goldfinger on the soundtrack. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung Posted June 24, 2019 Author Share Posted June 24, 2019 My favorite was Tony Hawk Pro Skater 3. Well, until they came out with the Underground series. Those were awesome. That and American Wasteland. I couldn't get into Project 8 or anything after that though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung Posted June 24, 2019 Author Share Posted June 24, 2019 This is proof that you, too, can get some under the strangest of circumstances. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted June 24, 2019 Share Posted June 24, 2019 Waaaaaait wait wait! What exactly do mean "wide at the bottom" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung Posted June 24, 2019 Author Share Posted June 24, 2019 9 minutes ago, Vela said: Waaaaaait wait wait! What exactly do mean "wide at the bottom" You know, like a flowy skirt? I can't really describe it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garbagepailcat Posted June 24, 2019 Share Posted June 24, 2019 This is beautiful 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted June 24, 2019 Share Posted June 24, 2019 2 minutes ago, Fear of a Blank Planet said: You know, like a flowy skirt? I can't really describe it. No, I need to know. Try harder. There is plenty about this two-part story that provokes thought...namely that I was told to come to this thread. Which means somebody must think my life is a series of strange encounters, possibly a series of sexy sexy strange encounters.😝 33 minutes ago, Fear of a Blank Planet said: This is proof that you, too, can get some under the strangest of circumstances. 😀 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted June 24, 2019 Share Posted June 24, 2019 Once I was mid kickflip and only my backfoot came in contact with the board. It landed square on the thin edge of side of the skateboard's tail, launching the board directly up into my throat. I couldn't speak clearly for a few hours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juice McKenzie Posted June 24, 2019 Share Posted June 24, 2019 Handies do nothing for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted June 24, 2019 Share Posted June 24, 2019 So, the first time you tried to learn how to skate you started by grinding rails? And the hottest girl you've ever met just happened to be roaming the hospital, giving out hand jobs like some sort of kinky Florence Nightingale? And this angel from up on high just happened to attend your school where she dated the stereotypical bad guy jock who "somehow" found out about your letter to penthouse and was after you? sounds legit.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted June 24, 2019 Share Posted June 24, 2019 2 hours ago, Juice McKenzie said: Handies do nothing for me I won't, you can't make me say it 😐 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung Posted June 24, 2019 Author Share Posted June 24, 2019 3 hours ago, Vela said: No, I need to know. Try harder. There is plenty about this two-part story that provokes thought...namely that I was told to come to this thread. Which means somebody must think my life is a series of strange encounters, possibly a series of sexy sexy strange encounters.😝 😀 I guess you can call it a tennis skirt? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung Posted June 26, 2019 Author Share Posted June 26, 2019 On 6/24/2019 at 4:41 PM, Mix said: So, the first time you tried to learn how to skate you started by grinding rails? And the hottest girl you've ever met just happened to be roaming the hospital, giving out hand jobs like some sort of kinky Florence Nightingale? And this angel from up on high just happened to attend your school where she dated the stereotypical bad guy jock who "somehow" found out about your letter to penthouse and was after you? sounds legit.... Hide contents Yep. Sounds just like me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted June 26, 2019 Share Posted June 26, 2019 Bucket stop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted June 26, 2019 Share Posted June 26, 2019 On 6/24/2019 at 7:16 PM, Fear of a Blank Planet said: I guess you can call it a tennis skirt? Was there a back pocket? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Age of S'jet Posted June 26, 2019 Share Posted June 26, 2019 Lmfao I laughed way too hard at this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted June 26, 2019 Share Posted June 26, 2019 😒 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted June 26, 2019 Share Posted June 26, 2019 /r/thathappened Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung Posted June 26, 2019 Author Share Posted June 26, 2019 6 hours ago, Vela said: Was there a back pocket? Yes, there actually was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung Posted June 26, 2019 Author Share Posted June 26, 2019 8 hours ago, Poof said: Bucket stop Who's Bucket? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted June 26, 2019 Share Posted June 26, 2019 Just now, Fear of a Blank Planet said: Yes, there actually was. Thank you! Because it does indeed sound like a tennis skirt! Whew, that was bothering me days now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung Posted June 26, 2019 Author Share Posted June 26, 2019 1 minute ago, Vela said: Thank you! Because it does indeed sound like a tennis skirt! Whew, that was bothering me days now. You're welcome. Yeah, she looked real cute in it, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted June 26, 2019 Share Posted June 26, 2019 5 minutes ago, Fear of a Blank Planet said: You're welcome. Yeah, she looked real cute in it, too. They're cute skirts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung Posted June 26, 2019 Author Share Posted June 26, 2019 Though funnily enough, when she and I started back to school our junior year, she never wore it. Not even once. It's almost like she threw it out because she was so ashamed of the pain it ended up causing me. (Yeah, remember that football player dude she was dating? Well, one day, he jumped me in front of the band hall on my way to the gymnasium for basketball practice. Gave me a black eye and a split lip. That's okay, though. I gave him a bloody nose, a couple broken ribs, and a kick to the balls. When she heard about what happened, she told him to either apologize to me or they were through. So he dumped her.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 (edited) Still a skateboarder and I'm pushing 30.. Stories like this are why I've actually invested time in teaching people how to skate. When I was in high school some of the younger kids parents would even pay me to give their kids lessons in an attempt to minimize accidents that might need a trip to a hospital. Edited June 27, 2019 by PhilosipherStoned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung Posted June 27, 2019 Author Share Posted June 27, 2019 2 hours ago, PhilosipherStoned said: Still a skateboarder and I'm pushing 30.. Stories like this are why I've actually invested time in teaching people how to skate. When I was in high school some of the younger kids parents would even pay me to give their kids lessons in an attempt to minimize accidents that might need a trip to a hospital. Oh, don't get me wrong. I had asked several skater friends of mine to teach me, and they told me to go learn on my own. So really, blame their sorry ass, well, asses. Still, it wasn't so bad. I got a hand job from that one girl while I was in the hospital and she let me finger her before she left. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung Posted June 27, 2019 Author Share Posted June 27, 2019 3 minutes ago, lupin_bebop said: And that's your prerogative. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 16 hours ago, Fear of a Blank Planet said: Though funnily enough, when she and I started back to school our junior year, she never wore it. Not even once. It's almost like she threw it out because she was so ashamed of the pain it ended up causing me. (Yeah, remember that football player dude she was dating? Well, one day, he jumped me in front of the band hall on my way to the gymnasium for basketball practice. Gave me a black eye and a split lip. That's okay, though. I gave him a bloody nose, a couple broken ribs, and a kick to the balls. When she heard about what happened, she told him to either apologize to me or they were through. So he dumped her.) That's too bad, she sounded nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung Posted June 27, 2019 Author Share Posted June 27, 2019 47 minutes ago, Vela said: That's too bad, she sounded nice. She was. She was wonderful. She ended up moving away around Christmas. Her dad got a new job in Utah. I hope she's done well and had a good life so far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 31 minutes ago, Fear of a Blank Planet said: She was. She was wonderful. She ended up moving away around Christmas. Her dad got a new job in Utah. I hope she's done well and had a good life so far. Yes, her moving makes logical sense as to why you didn't attempt to hook up with her after the dumpage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung Posted June 27, 2019 Author Share Posted June 27, 2019 6 hours ago, Vela said: Yes, her moving makes logical sense as to why you didn't attempt to hook up with her after the dumpage. I guess it wasn't meant to be. Oh, well. Again, I just hope and pray she's had a great life and has found happiness. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung Posted June 28, 2019 Author Share Posted June 28, 2019 On 6/24/2019 at 3:11 PM, garbagepailcat said: This is beautiful Thanks. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung Posted June 28, 2019 Author Share Posted June 28, 2019 On 6/26/2019 at 6:17 AM, Naraku4656 said: /r/thathappened Yes, it did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juice McKenzie Posted June 28, 2019 Share Posted June 28, 2019 On 6/24/2019 at 12:44 PM, Fear of a Blank Planet said: Oh, and I forgot to mention that when the doctor took my parents away to medical billing, she jumped in my bed and told me to finger her. I was hesitant at first, but then she told me it would be okay. She slipped her panties off from underneath her black skirt. (She was wearing one of those skirts that are kind of wide at the bottom, you know?) I remember her panties, too. They were white with pink stripes. She may have been into the skater culture, but she still loved pink. Anyway, she took my left hand, and moved it to her pussy and told me to insert one finger and move it around, then a second, until she started moaning uncontrollably. I had to stop, but when I about to pull my fingers out of her, she French kissed me. So I ended up going until she came. And man, when she came, she really did come. She squirted all over me in the hospital bed. It was so much I needed a change of bed clothes. When she finally left the room, she blew me a kiss, told me her name (Mandy) and said, "When you get out, find me, or I'll find you. I really like you." Why couldn't she have come by my house during the summer? I told her where we lived. Oh, well. Maybe she died? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung Posted June 28, 2019 Author Share Posted June 28, 2019 2 hours ago, Juice McKenzie said: Maybe she died? That would be horrible if she did after she moved with her family to Utah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung Posted June 29, 2019 Author Share Posted June 29, 2019 On 6/26/2019 at 5:44 AM, cyberbully said: 😒 Yeah. I'm that damn smooth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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