Guest Crush Posted May 7, 2019 Posted May 7, 2019 Just now, ππ€ππͺππΌπ‘π₯ππ€π£π¨π said: Just use them all at once on yourself. Too big! Β I want to strap one to your forehead or chin tho.
Guest Crush Posted May 7, 2019 Posted May 7, 2019 22 minutes ago, Mix said: You could of got 18 70 inch dildos for the same priceΒ I got ripped off. Β
Guest Crush Posted May 7, 2019 Posted May 7, 2019 20 minutes ago, Vamped said: Were they on sale for mother's day? Omg you angel. Β I'm gonna sell out! Β Must go get more! Β Β
zombieninjakitten Posted May 7, 2019 Posted May 7, 2019 Hmmm...I wouldβve preferred to spend that money at the used bookstore but thatβs just me. Β Have fun!
midnight Posted May 7, 2019 Posted May 7, 2019 You can sell them to some of the whores on this site. You would sell out in five minutes.Β 2
zombieninjakitten Posted May 7, 2019 Posted May 7, 2019 I might regret confessing this but you all are a pretty cool πbunch so I say it. Β I canβt buy cucumbers at the grocery store because I get paranoid and think the other shoppers around me are thinking, βsheβs totally going to use those as a dildo.β Thatβs it, that is my confession. Β Donβt make fun of me too harshly. 1 3
Rogue_Alphonse Posted May 7, 2019 Posted May 7, 2019 1 hour ago, Crush said: Too big! Β I want to strap one to your forehead or chin tho. You aren't my type.
Guest Crush Posted May 7, 2019 Posted May 7, 2019 2 minutes ago, zombieninjakitten said: I might regret confessing this but you all are a pretty cool πbunch so I say it. Β I canβt buy cucumbers at the grocery store because I get paranoid and think the other shoppers around me are thinking, βsheβs totally going to use those as a dildo.β Thatβs it, that is my confession. Β Donβt make fun of me too harshly. Me and u r opposites. Β I take and put condoms on random cucumbers at the store and watch. Β Try it.
Mix Posted May 7, 2019 Posted May 7, 2019 54 minutes ago, Vamped said: Were they on sale for mother's day? I've never laughed then immediately thrown up before.....it's a jarring experience which I hope not to repeat 1
Mix Posted May 7, 2019 Posted May 7, 2019 12 minutes ago, zombieninjakitten said: I might regret confessing this but you all are a pretty cool πbunch so I say it. Β I canβt buy cucumbers at the grocery store because I get paranoid and think the other shoppers around me are thinking, βsheβs totally going to use those as a dildo.β Thatβs it, that is my confession. Β Donβt make fun of me too harshly. You should just lean in to it.... Start picking out the biggest ones and examining them too closely....gripping at different ends......constantly smacking them in your hand like a billy club....then look up, and to the first person that makes eye contact, ask, "where are the eggplants?" 1 5
zombieninjakitten Posted May 7, 2019 Posted May 7, 2019 7 minutes ago, Mix said: You should just lean in to it.... Start picking out the biggest ones and examining them too closely....gripping at different ends......constantly smacking them in your hand like a billy club....then look up, and to the first person that makes eye contact, ask, "where are the eggplants?" And you can dress up as a ninja and I can use it on you. (or I could just make eggplant Parmesan and we could have wine and a nice dinner)
Mix Posted May 7, 2019 Posted May 7, 2019 1 hour ago, zombieninjakitten said: And you can dress up as a ninja and I can use it on you. (or I could just make eggplant Parmesan and we could have wine and a nice dinner) I googled eggplant parmesan.......................I think i'll take my chances with the ninja scenario >.> 1 2
Vamped Posted May 7, 2019 Posted May 7, 2019 1 hour ago, zombieninjakitten said: I might regret confessing this but you all are a pretty cool πbunch so I say it. Β I canβt buy cucumbers at the grocery store because I get paranoid and think the other shoppers around me are thinking, βsheβs totally going to use those as a dildo.β Thatβs it, that is my confession. Β Donβt make fun of me too harshly. We're all adults here, why waste fruit when you can buy one of these
Skiles Posted May 8, 2019 Posted May 8, 2019 It's amazing what kind of deals you can find at the flea market. You better hope that vendor was truthful when he put "lightly used" on the sign.
Guest Crush Posted May 8, 2019 Posted May 8, 2019 4 hours ago, Poof said: I'll take a few Want me to customize them?
Guest Crush Posted May 8, 2019 Posted May 8, 2019 3 minutes ago, Skiles said: It's amazing what kind of deals you can find at the flea market. You better hope that vendor was truthful when he put "lightly used" on the sign. He said they had a few miles on them. Β Got em from an old general who used to make military grade dildos for the superwomen. Β They're vintage...
Baby_Yoda Posted May 8, 2019 Posted May 8, 2019 6 hours ago, Vamped said: We're all adults here, why waste fruit when you can buy one of these Those are strrrrrong.
Vamped Posted May 8, 2019 Posted May 8, 2019 1 hour ago, Tempty_McHotstuff said: Those are strrrrrong. I bought a teeny one from Amazon.....Β 2
AndrΓ© Toulon Posted May 8, 2019 Posted May 8, 2019 3 minutes ago, Vamped said: I bought a teeny one from Amazon.....Β Care bears have hearts for noses....How have I never noticed this Β 1
Vamped Posted May 8, 2019 Posted May 8, 2019 1 minute ago, Sho Minamimoto said: Care bears have hearts for noses....How have I never noticed this Β I couldn't really stand them but I guess it raises the cute factorΒ
zombieninjakitten Posted May 8, 2019 Posted May 8, 2019 20 hours ago, Vamped said: We're all adults here, why waste fruit when you can buy one of these OMFG! Β I wouldnβt let that monstrosity within a mile of my hooha!Β
zombieninjakitten Posted May 8, 2019 Posted May 8, 2019 20 hours ago, Mix said: I googled eggplant parmesan.......................I think i'll take my chances with the ninja scenario >.> Well, in a way, Iβm relieved because I have no idea how to make eggplant π Parmesan so if you want to keep things slightly psych-sexual Iβd be down with that.
Juice McKenzie Posted May 8, 2019 Posted May 8, 2019 is there a dual sided dildo designed to look like darth maul's lightsaber? 1
Guest Crush Posted May 8, 2019 Posted May 8, 2019 12 minutes ago, Juice McKenzie said: is there a dual sided dildo designed to look like darth maul's lightsaber? I can do it. Β $217.32 plus tax. Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β
Guest Crush Posted May 8, 2019 Posted May 8, 2019 7 minutes ago, Crush said: I can do it. Β $217.32 plus tax. Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β AND show us your weiner.
Vamped Posted May 8, 2019 Posted May 8, 2019 2 hours ago, zombieninjakitten said: OMFG! Β I wouldnβt let that monstrosity within a mile of my hooha!Β 2
TrigunBebop Posted May 9, 2019 Posted May 9, 2019 (edited) Shoulda bought a bag of modeling balloons instead. Same end result, butΒ much cheaper. Edited May 9, 2019 by TrigunBebop
Vela Posted May 9, 2019 Posted May 9, 2019 22 hours ago, zombieninjakitten said: OMFG! Β I wouldnβt let that monstrosity within a mile of my hooha!Β That one seems HUGE too, deluxe I guess.
Vela Posted May 9, 2019 Posted May 9, 2019 22 hours ago, zombieninjakitten said: Well, in a way, Iβm relieved because I have no idea how to make eggplant π Parmesan so if you want to keep things slightly psych-sexual Iβd be down with that. Oh, sad egglplant =( lol 1
Vela Posted May 9, 2019 Posted May 9, 2019 (edited) 20 hours ago, Juice McKenzie said: is there a dual sided dildo designed to look like darth maul's lightsaber? HAH! Nihilus'. Edited May 9, 2019 by Vela
Juice McKenzie Posted May 9, 2019 Posted May 9, 2019 3 hours ago, Vela said: HAH! Nihilus'. i would play with that but not for its intended use
Vela Posted May 9, 2019 Posted May 9, 2019 13 minutes ago, Juice McKenzie said: i would play with that but not for its intended use Group Bull-Riding?Β Β
Juice McKenzie Posted May 9, 2019 Posted May 9, 2019 1 minute ago, Vela said: Group Bull-Riding?Β Β no I'm going to make lightsaber noises and swing it around to duel of the fates
Vela Posted May 9, 2019 Posted May 9, 2019 (edited) Ino!Β Use it with sun to determine time and direction. I'm withya ::nods:: Β Oh...yeah...duel the fates...gotcha =) Edited May 9, 2019 by Vela
Juice McKenzie Posted May 9, 2019 Posted May 9, 2019 1 minute ago, Vela said: Ino!Β Use it with sun to determine time and direction. I'm withya ::nods:: Β Oh...yeah...duel the fates...gotcha =) im confused
Vela Posted May 9, 2019 Posted May 9, 2019 I do that a lot to people π Β Maybe I'm really the confused one π
Juice McKenzie Posted May 9, 2019 Posted May 9, 2019 59 minutes ago, Vela said: I do that a lot to people π Β Maybe I'm really the confused one π yeah. definitely. probably. i dont know 1
Vela Posted May 9, 2019 Posted May 9, 2019 57 minutes ago, Juice McKenzie said: yeah. definitely. probably. i dont know absolutely. indefinitely. wait no I mean precisely. ambiguously.Β nope did it again.
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