Guest Crush Posted May 7, 2019 Share Posted May 7, 2019 Gonna be busy 4 a while. Β Need volunteers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted May 7, 2019 Share Posted May 7, 2019 Just use them all at once on yourself. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crush Posted May 7, 2019 Share Posted May 7, 2019 Just now, ππ€ππͺππΌπ‘π₯ππ€π£π¨π said: Just use them all at once on yourself. Too big! Β I want to strap one to your forehead or chin tho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted May 7, 2019 Share Posted May 7, 2019 You could of got 18 70 inch dildos for the same priceΒ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted May 7, 2019 Share Posted May 7, 2019 Were they on sale for mother's day? 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crush Posted May 7, 2019 Share Posted May 7, 2019 22 minutes ago, Mix said: You could of got 18 70 inch dildos for the same priceΒ I got ripped off. Β Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crush Posted May 7, 2019 Share Posted May 7, 2019 20 minutes ago, Vamped said: Were they on sale for mother's day? Omg you angel. Β I'm gonna sell out! Β Must go get more! Β Β Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crush Posted May 7, 2019 Share Posted May 7, 2019 I have decided. Β Buying 700 dildos today.Β Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zombieninjakitten Posted May 7, 2019 Share Posted May 7, 2019 Hmmm...I wouldβve preferred to spend that money at the used bookstore but thatβs just me. Β Have fun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted May 7, 2019 Share Posted May 7, 2019 You can sell them to some of the whores on this site. You would sell out in five minutes.Β 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juice McKenzie Posted May 7, 2019 Share Posted May 7, 2019 take it you slut 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zombieninjakitten Posted May 7, 2019 Share Posted May 7, 2019 I might regret confessing this but you all are a pretty cool πbunch so I say it. Β I canβt buy cucumbers at the grocery store because I get paranoid and think the other shoppers around me are thinking, βsheβs totally going to use those as a dildo.β Thatβs it, that is my confession. Β Donβt make fun of me too harshly. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted May 7, 2019 Share Posted May 7, 2019 1 hour ago, Crush said: Too big! Β I want to strap one to your forehead or chin tho. You aren't my type. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crush Posted May 7, 2019 Share Posted May 7, 2019 2 minutes ago, zombieninjakitten said: I might regret confessing this but you all are a pretty cool πbunch so I say it. Β I canβt buy cucumbers at the grocery store because I get paranoid and think the other shoppers around me are thinking, βsheβs totally going to use those as a dildo.β Thatβs it, that is my confession. Β Donβt make fun of me too harshly. Me and u r opposites. Β I take and put condoms on random cucumbers at the store and watch. Β Try it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted May 7, 2019 Share Posted May 7, 2019 54 minutes ago, Vamped said: Were they on sale for mother's day? I've never laughed then immediately thrown up before.....it's a jarring experience which I hope not to repeat 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted May 7, 2019 Share Posted May 7, 2019 12 minutes ago, zombieninjakitten said: I might regret confessing this but you all are a pretty cool πbunch so I say it. Β I canβt buy cucumbers at the grocery store because I get paranoid and think the other shoppers around me are thinking, βsheβs totally going to use those as a dildo.β Thatβs it, that is my confession. Β Donβt make fun of me too harshly. You should just lean in to it.... Start picking out the biggest ones and examining them too closely....gripping at different ends......constantly smacking them in your hand like a billy club....then look up, and to the first person that makes eye contact, ask, "where are the eggplants?" 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zombieninjakitten Posted May 7, 2019 Share Posted May 7, 2019 7 minutes ago, Mix said: You should just lean in to it.... Start picking out the biggest ones and examining them too closely....gripping at different ends......constantly smacking them in your hand like a billy club....then look up, and to the first person that makes eye contact, ask, "where are the eggplants?" And you can dress up as a ninja and I can use it on you. (or I could just make eggplant Parmesan and we could have wine and a nice dinner) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted May 7, 2019 Share Posted May 7, 2019 I'll take a few Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted May 7, 2019 Share Posted May 7, 2019 1 hour ago, zombieninjakitten said: And you can dress up as a ninja and I can use it on you. (or I could just make eggplant Parmesan and we could have wine and a nice dinner) I googled eggplant parmesan.......................I think i'll take my chances with the ninja scenario >.> 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted May 7, 2019 Share Posted May 7, 2019 1 hour ago, zombieninjakitten said: I might regret confessing this but you all are a pretty cool πbunch so I say it. Β I canβt buy cucumbers at the grocery store because I get paranoid and think the other shoppers around me are thinking, βsheβs totally going to use those as a dildo.β Thatβs it, that is my confession. Β Donβt make fun of me too harshly. We're all adults here, why waste fruit when you can buy one of these Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skiles Posted May 8, 2019 Share Posted May 8, 2019 It's amazing what kind of deals you can find at the flea market. You better hope that vendor was truthful when he put "lightly used" on the sign. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crush Posted May 8, 2019 Share Posted May 8, 2019 4 hours ago, Poof said: I'll take a few Want me to customize them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crush Posted May 8, 2019 Share Posted May 8, 2019 3 minutes ago, Skiles said: It's amazing what kind of deals you can find at the flea market. You better hope that vendor was truthful when he put "lightly used" on the sign. He said they had a few miles on them. Β Got em from an old general who used to make military grade dildos for the superwomen. Β They're vintage... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted May 8, 2019 Share Posted May 8, 2019 ..........K Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baby_Yoda Posted May 8, 2019 Share Posted May 8, 2019 6 hours ago, Vamped said: We're all adults here, why waste fruit when you can buy one of these Those are strrrrrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted May 8, 2019 Share Posted May 8, 2019 1 hour ago, Tempty_McHotstuff said: Those are strrrrrong. I bought a teeny one from Amazon.....Β 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrΓ© Toulon Posted May 8, 2019 Share Posted May 8, 2019 3 minutes ago, Vamped said: I bought a teeny one from Amazon.....Β Care bears have hearts for noses....How have I never noticed this Β 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted May 8, 2019 Share Posted May 8, 2019 1 minute ago, Sho Minamimoto said: Care bears have hearts for noses....How have I never noticed this Β I couldn't really stand them but I guess it raises the cute factorΒ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted May 8, 2019 Share Posted May 8, 2019 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zombieninjakitten Posted May 8, 2019 Share Posted May 8, 2019 20 hours ago, Vamped said: We're all adults here, why waste fruit when you can buy one of these OMFG! Β I wouldnβt let that monstrosity within a mile of my hooha!Β Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zombieninjakitten Posted May 8, 2019 Share Posted May 8, 2019 20 hours ago, Mix said: I googled eggplant parmesan.......................I think i'll take my chances with the ninja scenario >.> Well, in a way, Iβm relieved because I have no idea how to make eggplant π Parmesan so if you want to keep things slightly psych-sexual Iβd be down with that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juice McKenzie Posted May 8, 2019 Share Posted May 8, 2019 is there a dual sided dildo designed to look like darth maul's lightsaber? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crush Posted May 8, 2019 Share Posted May 8, 2019 12 minutes ago, Juice McKenzie said: is there a dual sided dildo designed to look like darth maul's lightsaber? I can do it. Β $217.32 plus tax. Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crush Posted May 8, 2019 Share Posted May 8, 2019 7 minutes ago, Crush said: I can do it. Β $217.32 plus tax. Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β AND show us your weiner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted May 8, 2019 Share Posted May 8, 2019 2 hours ago, zombieninjakitten said: OMFG! Β I wouldnβt let that monstrosity within a mile of my hooha!Β 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 (edited) Shoulda bought a bag of modeling balloons instead. Same end result, butΒ much cheaper. Edited May 9, 2019 by TrigunBebop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 22 hours ago, zombieninjakitten said: OMFG! Β I wouldnβt let that monstrosity within a mile of my hooha!Β That one seems HUGE too, deluxe I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 22 hours ago, zombieninjakitten said: Well, in a way, Iβm relieved because I have no idea how to make eggplant π Parmesan so if you want to keep things slightly psych-sexual Iβd be down with that. Oh, sad egglplant =( lol 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 (edited) 20 hours ago, Juice McKenzie said: is there a dual sided dildo designed to look like darth maul's lightsaber? HAH! Nihilus'. Edited May 9, 2019 by Vela Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juice McKenzie Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 3 hours ago, Vela said: HAH! Nihilus'. i would play with that but not for its intended use Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 13 minutes ago, Juice McKenzie said: i would play with that but not for its intended use Group Bull-Riding?Β Β Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 Ribbon twirling? Β Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 Relay race! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juice McKenzie Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 1 minute ago, Vela said: Group Bull-Riding?Β Β no I'm going to make lightsaber noises and swing it around to duel of the fates Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 (edited) Ino!Β Use it with sun to determine time and direction. I'm withya ::nods:: Β Oh...yeah...duel the fates...gotcha =) Edited May 9, 2019 by Vela Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juice McKenzie Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 1 minute ago, Vela said: Ino!Β Use it with sun to determine time and direction. I'm withya ::nods:: Β Oh...yeah...duel the fates...gotcha =) im confused Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 I do that a lot to people π Β Maybe I'm really the confused one π Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juice McKenzie Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 59 minutes ago, Vela said: I do that a lot to people π Β Maybe I'm really the confused one π yeah. definitely. probably. i dont know 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 57 minutes ago, Juice McKenzie said: yeah. definitely. probably. i dont know absolutely. indefinitely. wait no I mean precisely. ambiguously.Β nope did it again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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