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I asked madison to download my consciousness into a robot body when im old


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Then she goes "ill be like 'Candy, play Despascito"

Nows she talking about me turning into a car and taking her to the grocery store 😭

Im afraid. Very afraid for my future.

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"Madison, why didn't you also turn military hottie into a robot? Why?!"

Madison's husband: "Crazy old bitch. Time to hibernate you again."

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3 minutes ago, bnmjy said:

"Madison, why didn't you also turn military hottie into a robot? Why?!"

Madison's husband: "Crazy old bitch. Time to hibernate you again."

She promised not to deactivate me or have me destroyed. We'll see.

As for MH...im totally gonna Ocean Fourteen his consciousness from the Air Force.

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9 minutes ago, katt_goddess said:

You're going to end up in a Furby with dead batteries. O.o

Be gone. Youll be dust when all this goes down. Your opinion is not needed old woman!

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33 minutes ago, fuggstop said:

She promised not to deactivate me or have me destroyed. We'll see.

As for MH...im totally gonna Ocean Fourteen his consciousness from the Air Force.

And did you make sure that her fingers weren't crossed?

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23 minutes ago, mthor said:

And did you make sure that her fingers weren't crossed?

I didn't check. I was too shocked by her plans to treat me like an appliance.

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1 hour ago, fuggstop said:

Be gone. Youll be dust when all this goes down. Your opinion is not needed old woman!

What? 

Like you didn't already worry about that happening. :D

At least Furbys have been known to swear unexpectedly and bite at things for no known reason. It would be like nothing changed. 

As long as she remembers to change your batteries.

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Just now, katt_goddess said:

What? 

Like you didn't already worry about that happening. :D

At least Furbys have been known to swear unexpectedly and bite at things for no known reason. It would be like nothing changed. 

As long as she remembers to change your batteries.

You know NOTHING of the future! Batteries will charge in a few seconds. Of course ill charge myself up in the morning when i make her coffee. And then battery charges will last like ..a month...or something. 

I can understand being uneducated about the future of electronics since you wont be here. Just focus on bending your knees when you carry you groceries so you dont break a hip and leave the days of tomorrow to me.

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Just now, fuggstop said:

You know NOTHING of the future! Batteries will charge in a few seconds. Of course ill charge myself up in the morning when i make her coffee. And then battery charges will last like ..a month...or something. 

I can understand being uneducated about the future of electronics since you wont be here. Just focus on bending your knees when you carry you groceries so you dont break a hip and leave the days of tomorrow to me.

Keurigs plug in. :D

One of my knees might have to go bionic before the end of the year. No batteries necessary and I'll still be able to enjoy coffee. :P

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1 hour ago, midnight said:

I don't know. Cigarettes are safer than crack.

Plus, cigarette smoke has no smell.

xD

Yes, it does - as soon as you see it.

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1 hour ago, ghostrek said:

transhumanism  i find it odd

All are thoughts are just electrical pulses down nerve endings...wont be too long before they can map my brain, build an electronic one and transfer my consciousness to it

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6 hours ago, Professah Tex said:

You saw that Black Mirror episode didn't you.. 

I keep trying to watch it but they be fucking too much. Yall act like i neglect madison but shes always with me lol maybe when i go on vacation ill finish the series

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I'm not the one responsible for that painful Madison alt. I'll tell you that much.

and you already know my only beef with you is that you play into the hands of the same people that want to shut you down.

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23 minutes ago, Professah Tex said:

Yeah Ric, but it's not the @Madison alt that has been trying to start drama here.

I wouldn't be surprised if it was Viper responsible..

but it's hard to say since he's become a scapegoat.

Yah it does go to far. I didnt mind it until the molestation comment.

But alas..we dont have a decent moderator to shut shit like that down.

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It was never my intention to go to war on the subject, and I don't believe that's what I'm doing now even,

I did DM Pat about this stuff though. Not really wanting that to have to be a course of action honestly. 

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6 minutes ago, midnight said:

I'm pretty sure a mod removed the profile.

I saw it. As much as I think you're a shit brick, I'd never make an alt of your's or anyone else's kid. 

 

 

Maybe she has problems.. but she's definitely not the one that needs some time spent being a punching bag if you ask me. I really don't even want to stir up "drama" with this post, but like everyone else I have opinions, and I at least try to keep my disagreements down to a civil amount of bickering.

 

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2 minutes ago, Professah Tex said:

Someone was using the madison alt just a day or two ago to continue goading her about her parenting skills..

Also I don"t believe this would even work if the account wasn't still usable.

@Madison

Maybe. I saw where it was the newest member, then it was gone and the previous newest member was the newest member again. Banned I guess.

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Just now, Professah Tex said:

Maybe she has problems.. but she's definitely not the one that needs some time spent being a punching bag if you ask me. I really don't even want to stir up "drama" with this post, but like everyone else I have opinions, and I at least try to keep my disagreements down to a civil amount of bickering.

 

She deserves the shit she gets because she brings it on herself, but making fun of someone's kid is below the belt. 

She has talked shit about our kid, but I will defend the fact that her's shouldn't be messed with either. I'll leave it at that.

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