Kudasai Posted February 13, 2019 Share Posted February 13, 2019 13 minutes ago, midnight said: Granted. But the furever home is at a taxidermist shop. I want the power to eat anything I want, with no consequences. Granted but you have no taste buds I want the power of an ice fisherman 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted February 13, 2019 Author Share Posted February 13, 2019 2 minutes ago, Kudasai said: Granted but you have no taste buds I want the power of an ice fisherman Granted but the only thing you can catch is ice. I want the power of clairvoyance. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted February 13, 2019 Share Posted February 13, 2019 4 hours ago, GunStarHero said: Granted but the only thing you can catch is ice. I want the power of clairvoyance. granted, but you can but you can only see 30 seconds into the future. i want the power to travel through space and time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted February 13, 2019 Author Share Posted February 13, 2019 (edited) 6 minutes ago, discolemonade said: granted, but you can but you can only see 30 seconds into the future. i want the power to travel through space and time. Granted, you have discovered drugs. I want the power of Super Mario. Edited February 13, 2019 by GunStarHero 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted February 13, 2019 Share Posted February 13, 2019 1 minute ago, GunStarHero said: Granted, you have discovered drugs. I want the power of Super Mario. You now have the power of Super Mario Spoiler From Super Mario Bros. 2 (USA) I want the power to clone myself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted February 13, 2019 Share Posted February 13, 2019 35 minutes ago, GunStarHero said: Granted, you have discovered drugs. I want the power of Super Mario. too late Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted February 13, 2019 Share Posted February 13, 2019 43 minutes ago, Kudasai said: You now have the power of Super Mario Reveal hidden contents From Super Mario Bros. 2 (USA) I want the power to clone myself You can clone yourself, but only your sleeping self. I want the power to bring back Richard Pryor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted February 13, 2019 Share Posted February 13, 2019 (edited) 18 minutes ago, midnight said: You can clone yourself, but only your sleeping self. I want the power to bring back Richard Pryor. Granted but he comes back in his MS state I want the power of power Edited February 14, 2019 by Kudasai 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 12 minutes ago, Kudasai said: I want the power of power Granted, but you get sealed in the Sacred Realm by the one with the power of Courage and the one with the power of Wisdom. I want the power of Swamp Thing. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted February 14, 2019 Author Share Posted February 14, 2019 4 hours ago, GuyBeardmane said: Granted, but you get sealed in the Sacred Realm by the one with the power of Courage and the one with the power of Wisdom. I want the power of Swamp Thing. You now have the power of an over the hill pop culture icon with the staying power of a 0% Rotten Tomato Scoring-Kevin Spacey-Talking Cat film. I want the power to instantly master any martial art I see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 9 minutes ago, GunStarHero said: You now have the power of an over the hill pop culture icon with the staying power of a 0% Rotten Tomato Scoring-Kevin Spacey-Talking Cat film. I want the power to instantly master any martial art I see. Granted, but your first battle is a 1 against 3 vs. Jet Li, Jon Jones, and prime Chuck Norris. I request the power to have the most sex-filled date/day ever with a legal age woman on Valentine's Day, and I'm furious that I'm single on V-Day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 They can't do this to me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 2 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: Granted, but your first battle is a 1 against 3 vs. Jet Li, Jon Jones, and prime Chuck Norris. I request the power to have the most sex-filled date/day ever with a legal age woman on Valentine's Day, and I'm furious that I'm single on V-Day. granted but it only lasts 1 nanosecond I want to just getting gray Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted February 14, 2019 Author Share Posted February 14, 2019 4 hours ago, Kuroko said: granted but it only lasts 1 nanosecond I want to just getting gray You are now a gray-skinned zombie. I want the power of the Infinity Stones/Gauntlet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 42 minutes ago, GunStarHero said: You are now a gray-skinned zombie. I want the power of the Infinity Stones/Gauntlet. Granted but you can only use the powers when your eyes are closed. I want the power to enter animes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 The only waters you can breathe in are waters controlled by the Kim dynasty I want the power to buy more beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 Oh shit I guess I responded to the first page. Eh this thread.. I'll show myself out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 Wait I guess let me fix it so I don;t leave you guys with a cunnundrum.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 The only animes you can enter are yaoi (boys love) I want the power to convince people they like fish dicks. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted February 14, 2019 Author Share Posted February 14, 2019 6 hours ago, PhilosipherStoned said: The only animes you can enter are yaoi (boys love) I want the power to convince people they like fish dicks. Granted but now Kanye West is perpetually hunting you. I want the powers of a ninja. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 (edited) 5 minutes ago, GunStarHero said: Granted but now Kanye West is perpetually hunting you. I want the powers of a ninja. Granted, but the only ninja power you have is the retarded way Naruto characters run. I want the power to control where and how my facial hair does and doesn't grow without any effort. Edited February 14, 2019 by Doom Metal Alchemist 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted February 14, 2019 Author Share Posted February 14, 2019 4 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Granted, but the only ninja power you have is the retarded way Naruto characters run. I want the power to control where and how my facial hair does and doesn't grow without any effort. Granted, you are now Joe Dirt. I want the power to instantly generate any item I want. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 9 minutes ago, GunStarHero said: Granted, you are now Joe Dirt. I want the power to instantly generate any item I want. Granted but you can use it once so choose wisely I want the power of serenity 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 granted, and been admitted to solitary confinement at bellevue. i want the power of never aging. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted February 14, 2019 Author Share Posted February 14, 2019 Just now, discolemonade said: granted, and been admitted to solitary confinement at bellevue. i want the power of never aging. Granted but you are now a baby. I want the power of mind controlling people. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 12 minutes ago, GunStarHero said: Granted but you are now a baby. I want the power of mind controlling people. the only people you can mind control don't speak english so they can't understand your commands i want the power of love 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 @Naraku4656 Granted, but it's the power of Courtney Love. I want the power to change the TV channel with only my mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted February 14, 2019 Author Share Posted February 14, 2019 7 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: @Naraku4656 Granted, but it's the power of Courtney Love. I want the power to change the TV channel with only my mind. Granted but you have zero control over it. I want the power of controlling gravity. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 (edited) 5 minutes ago, GunStarHero said: Granted but you have zero control over it. I want the power of controlling gravity. Granted Spoiler You now have control over the plot of this film I want the power to mute annoying customers Edited February 14, 2019 by Kudasai 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 Just now, Kudasai said: Granted Hide contents You now have control over the plot of this film I want the power to mute annoying customers Granted, but they are only mute when not in your store. I want the power of Stretch Armstrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 4 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Granted, but they are only mute when not in your store. I want the power of Stretch Armstrong. Granted but you will experience paralyzing pain every time you use it I want the power make shoplifters sit on the Judas Chair Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted February 15, 2019 Author Share Posted February 15, 2019 (edited) 31 minutes ago, Kudasai said: Granted but you will experience paralyzing pain every time you use it I want the power make shoplifters sit on the Judas Chair Granted but you have to immediately sit after them every time. No clean up. I want the power of echolocation. Edited February 15, 2019 by GunStarHero Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 2 hours ago, GunStarHero said: Granted but you have to immediately sit after them every time. No clean up. I want the power of echolocation. Granted, but your power is the ability to find every Sega Genesis cartridge of Echo The Dolphin. I want the power to be able to carry infinite numbers of items on my person like Link. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 15 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Granted, but your power is the ability to find every Sega Genesis cartridge of Echo The Dolphin. I want the power to be able to carry infinite numbers of items on my person like Link. Granted, but you are still physically encumbered with them. They just don't feel awkward to carry or heavy. I want the power of squatters rights. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted February 15, 2019 Author Share Posted February 15, 2019 38 minutes ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: Granted, but you are still physically encumbered with them. They just don't feel awkward to carry or heavy. I want the power of squatters rights. You have the power of squatters' rights, but the world rejects squatters' suffrage. I want the power of the Power Rangers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 31 minutes ago, GunStarHero said: You have the power of squatters' rights, but the world rejects squatters' suffrage. I want the power of the Power Rangers. granted but now you are back in high school having to go through that whole mess. i want the power of teleporting anywhere i want. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted February 15, 2019 Author Share Posted February 15, 2019 9 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said: granted but now you are back in high school having to go through that whole mess. i want the power of teleporting anywhere i want. Granted but the time it takes to teleport is as long as it would take to physically travel there. I want the power to steal other powers. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 59 minutes ago, GunStarHero said: Granted but the time it takes to teleport is as long as it would take to physically travel there. I want the power to steal other powers. Granted Spoiler I want Super Mario's plumbing powers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 Just now, Kudasai said: Granted Reveal hidden contents I want Super Mario's plumbing powers Granted, you are now Captain Lou Albano I want to be able to eat all the junk food I want and not gain weight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted February 15, 2019 Author Share Posted February 15, 2019 2 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said: Granted, you are now Captain Lou Albano I want to be able to eat all the junk food I want and not gain weight You die instead. I want the power of invisibility. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 28 minutes ago, GunStarHero said: You die instead. I want the power of invisibility. Granted, but now every time you grab the TV remote or even the bathroom soap, the cops are called because anybody who lives with you is definitely not down with that supernatural ish. I want the power to beat up a girl's boyfriend without her hating me, especially when I was the lead off man in the lineup and she thought it was cool to play with me. 😾 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted February 15, 2019 Author Share Posted February 15, 2019 46 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: Granted, but now every time you grab the TV remote or even the bathroom soap, the cops are called because anybody who lives with you is definitely not down with that supernatural ish. I want the power to beat up a girl's boyfriend without her hating me, especially when I was the lead off man in the lineup and she thought it was cool to play with me. 😾 Granted but you are now gay. I want the power to conjure storms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 (edited) 56 minutes ago, GunStarHero said: Granted but you are now gay. I want the power to conjure storms. Granted but they will only appear and storm above your own head I want the powers of Kirby Edited February 15, 2019 by Kudasai Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 6 hours ago, GunStarHero said: Granted but you are now gay. I want the power to conjure storms. Wow you really went there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 5 hours ago, Kudasai said: Granted but they will only appear and storm above your own head I want the powers of Kirby Granted, but you absorb an old man and become 89 years old, deaf, and hideous to the legal age women right away and the effects are irreversible. I want the power to give girls the butterflies every time I utter the phrase "omelette du fromage". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 6 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: Granted, but you absorb an old man and become 89 years old, deaf, and hideous to the legal age women right away and the effects are irreversible. I want the power to give girls the butterflies every time I utter the phrase "omelette du fromage". Granted but it only works on catholic priests I want the power of immortality Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 36 minutes ago, Kuroko said: Granted but it only works on catholic priests I want the power of immortality Granted but you're in constant physical pain that's so unbearable, you wish you were dead every moment of your life. I want the power to shred like Eddie Van Halen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 (edited) 15 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Granted but you're in constant physical pain that's so unbearable, you wish you were dead every moment of your life. I want the power to shred like Eddie Van Halen. Granted, but your audience will be crickets.. no... ACTUAL crickets, because everybody's out getting laid on V-Day weekend, but not by the hot ladies because those are reserved for me. Valet parking dude I want the power to safely cling to the back of cars instead of using Uber. Edited February 16, 2019 by Zenigundam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 28 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: Granted, but your audience will be crickets.. no... ACTUAL crickets, because everybody's out getting laid on V-Day weekend, but not by the hot ladies because those are reserved for me. Valet parking dude I want the power to safely cling to the back of cars instead of using Uber. Granted, but you're the T-1000 (wait did I just ruin your power our make it a thousand times better?) I want the power of breathing under water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted February 16, 2019 Author Share Posted February 16, 2019 54 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Granted, but you're the T-1000 (wait did I just ruin your power our make it a thousand times better?) I want the power of breathing under water. Granted but you can now only breath underwater. I want the power create portals. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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