Ruin the Previous User's Superpower

[Kudasai]

13 minutes ago, midnight said:

Granted. But the furever home is at a taxidermist shop.

I want the power to eat anything I want, with no consequences.

Granted but you have no taste buds

I want the power of an ice fisherman

[GunStarHero]

2 minutes ago, Kudasai said:

Granted but you have no taste buds

I want the power of an ice fisherman

Granted but the only thing you can catch is ice. 

I want the power of clairvoyance. 

[discolé monade]

4 hours ago, GunStarHero said:

Granted but the only thing you can catch is ice. 

I want the power of clairvoyance. 

granted, but you can but you can only see 30 seconds into the future. 

i want the power to travel through space and time. 

[GunStarHero]

6 minutes ago, discolemonade said:

granted, but you can but you can only see 30 seconds into the future. 

i want the power to travel through space and time. 

Granted, you have discovered drugs. 

I want the power of Super Mario. 

Edited February 13, 2019 by GunStarHero

[Kudasai]

1 minute ago, GunStarHero said:

Granted, you have discovered drugs. 

I want the power of Super Mario. 

You now have the power of Super Mario

Spoiler

From Super Mario Bros. 2 (USA)

I want the power to clone myself

[discolé monade]

35 minutes ago, GunStarHero said:

Granted, you have discovered drugs. 

I want the power of Super Mario. 

too late

[midnight]

43 minutes ago, Kudasai said:

You now have the power of Super Mario

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From Super Mario Bros. 2 (USA)

I want the power to clone myself

You can clone yourself, but only your sleeping self.

I want the power to bring back Richard Pryor.

[Kudasai]

18 minutes ago, midnight said:

You can clone yourself, but only your sleeping self.

I want the power to bring back Richard Pryor.

Granted but he comes back in his MS state

I want the power of power

Edited February 14, 2019 by Kudasai

[GuyBeardmane]

12 minutes ago, Kudasai said:

 

I want the power of power

Granted, but you get sealed in the Sacred Realm by the one with the power of Courage and the one with the power of Wisdom.

I want the power of Swamp Thing.

[GunStarHero]

4 hours ago, GuyBeardmane said:

Granted, but you get sealed in the Sacred Realm by the one with the power of Courage and the one with the power of Wisdom.

I want the power of Swamp Thing.

You now have the power of an over the hill pop culture icon with the staying power of a 0% Rotten Tomato Scoring-Kevin Spacey-Talking Cat film.

 

I want the power to instantly master any martial art I see. 

[Zenigundam]

9 minutes ago, GunStarHero said:

You now have the power of an over the hill pop culture icon with the staying power of a 0% Rotten Tomato Scoring-Kevin Spacey-Talking Cat film.

 

I want the power to instantly master any martial art I see. 

Granted, but your first battle is a 1 against 3 vs. Jet Li, Jon Jones, and prime Chuck Norris. 

I request the power to have the most sex-filled date/day ever with a legal age woman on Valentine's Day, and I'm furious that I'm single on V-Day. 

[Zenigundam]

They can't do this to me...

[Mr Owl]

2 minutes ago, Zenigundam said:

Granted, but your first battle is a 1 against 3 vs. Jet Li, Jon Jones, and prime Chuck Norris. 

I request the power to have the most sex-filled date/day ever with a legal age woman on Valentine's Day, and I'm furious that I'm single on V-Day. 

granted but it only lasts 1 nanosecond 

I want to just getting gray

[GunStarHero]

4 hours ago, Kuroko said:

granted but it only lasts 1 nanosecond 

I want to just getting gray

You are now a gray-skinned zombie. 

 

I want the power of the Infinity Stones/Gauntlet. 

[cyberbully]

42 minutes ago, GunStarHero said:

You are now a gray-skinned zombie. 

 

I want the power of the Infinity Stones/Gauntlet. 

Granted but you can only use the powers when your eyes are closed.

I want the power to enter animes

[PhilosipherStoned]

The only waters you can breathe in are waters controlled by the Kim dynasty

I want the power to buy more beer.

 

[PhilosipherStoned]

Oh shit I guess I responded to the first page. 

Eh this thread.. I'll show myself out. 

 

[PhilosipherStoned]

Wait I guess let me fix it so I don;t leave you guys with a cunnundrum..

 

 

 

[PhilosipherStoned]

The only animes you can enter are yaoi (boys love)

I want the power to convince people they like fish dicks.

[GunStarHero]

6 hours ago, PhilosipherStoned said:

The only animes you can enter are yaoi (boys love)

I want the power to convince people they like fish dicks.

Granted but now Kanye West is perpetually hunting you. 

I want the powers of a ninja. 

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

5 minutes ago, GunStarHero said:

Granted but now Kanye West is perpetually hunting you. 

I want the powers of a ninja. 

Granted, but the only ninja power you have is the retarded way Naruto characters run.

I want the power to control where and how my facial hair does and doesn't grow without any effort.

Edited February 14, 2019 by Doom Metal Alchemist

[GunStarHero]

4 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Granted, but the only ninja power you have is the retarded way Naruto characters run.

I want the power to control where and how my facial hair does and doesn't grow without any effort.

Granted, you are now Joe Dirt. 

 

I want the power to instantly generate any item I want. 

[Kudasai]

9 minutes ago, GunStarHero said:

Granted, you are now Joe Dirt. 

 

I want the power to instantly generate any item I want. 

Granted but you can use it once so choose wisely

I want the power of serenity 

[discolé monade]

granted, and been admitted to solitary confinement at bellevue.

i want the power of never aging.

[GunStarHero]

Just now, discolemonade said:

granted, and been admitted to solitary confinement at bellevue.

i want the power of never aging.

Granted but you are now a baby. 

I want the power of mind controlling people. 

[Naraku4656]

12 minutes ago, GunStarHero said:

Granted but you are now a baby. 

I want the power of mind controlling people. 

the only people you can mind control don't speak english so they can't understand your commands

 

i want the power of love

 

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

@Naraku4656 Granted, but it's the power of Courtney Love.

I want the power to change the TV channel with only my mind.

[GunStarHero]

7 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

@Naraku4656 Granted, but it's the power of Courtney Love.

I want the power to change the TV channel with only my mind.

Granted but you have zero control over it. 

 

I want the power of controlling gravity. 

[Kudasai]

5 minutes ago, GunStarHero said:

Granted but you have zero control over it. 

 

I want the power of controlling gravity. 

Granted 

Spoiler

 

You now have control over the plot of this film

I want the power to mute annoying customers

Edited February 14, 2019 by Kudasai

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Just now, Kudasai said:

Granted 

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You now have control over the plot of this film

I want the power to mute annoying customers

Granted, but they are only mute when not in your store.

I want the power of Stretch Armstrong.

[Kudasai]

4 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Granted, but they are only mute when not in your store.

I want the power of Stretch Armstrong.

Granted but you will experience paralyzing pain every time you use it

I want the power make shoplifters sit on the Judas Chair

[GunStarHero]

31 minutes ago, Kudasai said:

Granted but you will experience paralyzing pain every time you use it

I want the power make shoplifters sit on the Judas Chair

Granted but you have to immediately sit after them every time. No clean up. 

 

I want the power of echolocation. 

Edited February 15, 2019 by GunStarHero

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

2 hours ago, GunStarHero said:

Granted but you have to immediately sit after them every time. No clean up. 

 

I want the power of echolocation. 

Granted, but your power is the ability to find every Sega Genesis cartridge of Echo The Dolphin.

I want the power to be able to carry infinite numbers of items on my person like Link.

[RainyDayJizz#35]

15 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Granted, but your power is the ability to find every Sega Genesis cartridge of Echo The Dolphin.

I want the power to be able to carry infinite numbers of items on my person like Link.

Granted, but you are still physically encumbered with them. They just don't feel awkward to carry or heavy.

I want the power of squatters rights.

[GunStarHero]

38 minutes ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said:

Granted, but you are still physically encumbered with them. They just don't feel awkward to carry or heavy.

I want the power of squatters rights.

You have the power of squatters' rights, but the world rejects squatters' suffrage. 

I want the power of the Power Rangers. 

[Distortedreasoning]

31 minutes ago, GunStarHero said:

You have the power of squatters' rights, but the world rejects squatters' suffrage. 

I want the power of the Power Rangers. 

granted but now you are back in high school having to go through that whole mess. 

i want the power of teleporting anywhere i want. 

[GunStarHero]

9 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said:

granted but now you are back in high school having to go through that whole mess. 

i want the power of teleporting anywhere i want. 

Granted but the time it takes to teleport is as long as it would take to physically travel there. 

I want the power to steal other powers. 

[Kudasai]

59 minutes ago, GunStarHero said:

Granted but the time it takes to teleport is as long as it would take to physically travel there. 

I want the power to steal other powers. 

Granted

Spoiler

I want Super Mario's plumbing powers

[Naraku4656]

Just now, Kudasai said:

Granted

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I want Super Mario's plumbing powers

Granted, you are now Captain Lou Albano

I want to be able to eat all the junk food I want and not gain weight

[GunStarHero]

2 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said:

Granted, you are now Captain Lou Albano

I want to be able to eat all the junk food I want and not gain weight

You die instead. 

I want the power of invisibility. 

[Zenigundam]

28 minutes ago, GunStarHero said:

You die instead. 

I want the power of invisibility. 

Granted, but now every time you grab the TV remote or even the bathroom soap, the cops are called because anybody who lives with you is definitely not down with that supernatural ish.

I want the power to beat up a girl's boyfriend without her hating me, especially when I was the lead off man in the lineup and she thought it was cool to play with me. 😾

[GunStarHero]

46 minutes ago, Zenigundam said:

Granted, but now every time you grab the TV remote or even the bathroom soap, the cops are called because anybody who lives with you is definitely not down with that supernatural ish.

I want the power to beat up a girl's boyfriend without her hating me, especially when I was the lead off man in the lineup and she thought it was cool to play with me. 😾

Granted but you are now gay. 

I want the power to conjure storms. 

[Kudasai]

56 minutes ago, GunStarHero said:

Granted but you are now gay. 

I want the power to conjure storms. 

Granted but they will only appear and storm above your own head

I want the powers of Kirby

Edited February 15, 2019 by Kudasai

[Zenigundam]

6 hours ago, GunStarHero said:

Granted but you are now gay. 

I want the power to conjure storms. 

Wow you really went there

[Zenigundam]

5 hours ago, Kudasai said:

Granted but they will only appear and storm above your own head

I want the powers of Kirby

Granted, but you absorb an old man and become 89 years old, deaf, and hideous to the legal age women right away and the effects are irreversible. 

I want the power to give girls the butterflies every time I utter the phrase "omelette du fromage".

[Mr Owl]

6 minutes ago, Zenigundam said:

Granted, but you absorb an old man and become 89 years old, deaf, and hideous to the legal age women right away and the effects are irreversible. 

I want the power to give girls the butterflies every time I utter the phrase "omelette du fromage".

Granted but it only works on catholic priests 

 

I want the power of immortality 

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

36 minutes ago, Kuroko said:

Granted but it only works on catholic priests 

 

I want the power of immortality 

Granted but you're in constant physical pain that's so unbearable, you wish you were dead every moment of your life.

I want the power to shred like Eddie Van Halen.

[Zenigundam]

15 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Granted but you're in constant physical pain that's so unbearable, you wish you were dead every moment of your life.

I want the power to shred like Eddie Van Halen.

Granted, but your audience will be crickets.. no... ACTUAL crickets, because everybody's out getting laid on V-Day weekend, but not by the hot ladies because those are reserved for me. Valet parking dude

I want the power to safely cling to the back of cars instead of using Uber.

Edited February 16, 2019 by Zenigundam

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

28 minutes ago, Zenigundam said:

Granted, but your audience will be crickets.. no... ACTUAL crickets, because everybody's out getting laid on V-Day weekend, but not by the hot ladies because those are reserved for me. Valet parking dude

I want the power to safely cling to the back of cars instead of using Uber.

Granted, but you're the T-1000 (wait did I just ruin your power our make it a thousand times better?)

I want the power of breathing under water.

[GunStarHero]

54 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Granted, but you're the T-1000 (wait did I just ruin your power our make it a thousand times better?)

I want the power of breathing under water.

Granted but you can now only breath underwater. 

I want the power create portals.