Kudasai Posted February 11, 2019 Posted February 11, 2019 3 minutes ago, GunStarHero said: You now have mod powers, but only over your own content. I want the power to breathe underwater. Your bath water is the only water you can breathe I want the powers of a gourmet chef
Ginguy Posted February 11, 2019 Posted February 11, 2019 8 minutes ago, Kudasai said: Your bath water is the only water you can breathe I want the powers of a gourmet chef You have the powers of a gourmet chef, but no taste buds. I want the power of psychokinesis....
midnight Posted February 11, 2019 Posted February 11, 2019 9 minutes ago, Ginguy said: You have the powers of a gourmet chef, but no taste buds. I want the power of psychokinesis.... You have the power of psychokinesis, but the only thing you can control with your mind is the toilet handle. I want the power of positivity.
Ginguy Posted February 11, 2019 Posted February 11, 2019 1 minute ago, midnight said: You have the power of psychokinesis, but the only thing you can control with your mind is the toilet handle. I want the power of positivity. You gain the power of positivity, but lose the ability to eat pancakes. I want the power to speak to fish.... 1
GunStarHero Posted February 11, 2019 Author Posted February 11, 2019 7 minutes ago, Ginguy said: You gain the power of positivity, but lose the ability to eat pancakes. I want the power to speak to fish.... You can now speak to fish but only when they're dead. I want the power of flight. 1
mthor Posted February 12, 2019 Posted February 12, 2019 Granted, but be prepared to stand in line so that the TSA people can search you. I want to be able to walk through walls. 1
Phillies Posted February 12, 2019 Posted February 12, 2019 21 minutes ago, mthor said: Granted, but be prepared to stand in line so that the TSA people can search you. I want to be able to walk through walls. You can walk through walls but only if they are made of wood. I want to be aqua man.
Kudasai Posted February 12, 2019 Posted February 12, 2019 (edited) 2 hours ago, Phillies said: You can walk through walls but only if they are made of wood. I want to be aqua man. You're now Aqua Man Spoiler EXE Aqua Man that is I want the NES Power Glove Edited February 12, 2019 by Kudasai 1
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted February 12, 2019 Posted February 12, 2019 2 minutes ago, Kudasai said: You're now Aqua Man Reveal hidden contents EXE Aqua Man that is I want the NES Power Glove You have the power glove. It works to factory specifications. I want to be able to shoot lightning bolts at things that displease me. 1
GunStarHero Posted February 12, 2019 Author Posted February 12, 2019 18 minutes ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: You have the power glove. It works to factory specifications. I want to be able to shoot lightning bolts at things that displease me. Granted but the bolts come from the tip of your dick and you have no control over them so they fire off every time you dislike anything at all. I want the power of Oxiclean.
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted February 12, 2019 Posted February 12, 2019 12 hours ago, GunStarHero said: Granted but the bolts come from the tip of your dick and you have no control over them so they fire off every time you dislike anything at all. I want the power of Oxiclean. Granted, but you have been turned into Billy Mayes. I want the power to make money appear from thin air.
Guest PosterPoser Posted February 12, 2019 Posted February 12, 2019 2 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Granted, but you have been turned into Billy Mayes. I want the power to make money appear from thin air. you can make money appear from thin air, but only on mars and other planets/moons. i want the power to fart at will.
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted February 12, 2019 Posted February 12, 2019 14 minutes ago, PosterPoser said: you can make money appear from thin air, but only on mars and other planets/moons. i want the power to fart at will. You have the power to fart at will, but every time you do, you shit yourself. I want the power to bring TV shows and movies to life.
Kudasai Posted February 12, 2019 Posted February 12, 2019 Lifetime TV movies are the only things you can bring to life I want the power sword
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted February 12, 2019 Posted February 12, 2019 1 hour ago, Kudasai said: Lifetime TV movies are the only things you can bring to life I want the power sword Surprisingly, the power sword weighs 700 pounds to prevent people without power suits from using it. I want the power of Riverdance!
Kudasai Posted February 12, 2019 Posted February 12, 2019 56 minutes ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: Surprisingly, the power sword weighs 700 pounds to prevent people without power suits from using it. I want the power of Riverdance! You can only do the river dance in a actual river I want to the powers of a Power Ranger
GunStarHero Posted February 12, 2019 Author Posted February 12, 2019 1 hour ago, Kudasai said: You can only do the river dance in a actual river I want to the powers of a Power Ranger Granted. You are now the most efficient park ranger alive. I want the power to be good at whatever I do.
molarbear Posted February 12, 2019 Posted February 12, 2019 1 minute ago, GunStarHero said: Granted. You are now the most efficient park ranger alive. I want the power to be good at whatever I do. GRANTED! You're now a quadriplegic who's mute and deaf 1
GunStarHero Posted February 12, 2019 Author Posted February 12, 2019 34 minutes ago, molarbear said: GRANTED! You're now a quadriplegic who's mute and deaf I grant your granting but you lose a turn in this game, I guess. I want the power to summon and control demons.
Guest PosterPoser Posted February 12, 2019 Posted February 12, 2019 6 minutes ago, GunStarHero said: I grant your granting but you lose a turn in this game, I guess. I want the power to summon and control demons. granted, but they are only 1 cm tall and you have to use a 1960's computer to do so. i want the power to control facebook.
GunStarHero Posted February 12, 2019 Author Posted February 12, 2019 16 minutes ago, PosterPoser said: granted, but they are only 1 cm tall and you have to use a 1960's computer to do so. i want the power to control facebook. You now have admin control over the original, now inactive, facebook, ConnectU (aka HarvardConnection). I want the power of power ballads. 1
Guest PosterPoser Posted February 12, 2019 Posted February 12, 2019 2 minutes ago, GunStarHero said: You now have admin control over the original, now inactive, facebook, ConnectU (aka HarvardConnection). I want the power of power ballads. granted, but you can only play them at nursing homes. i want the power of all the energy in the universe.
GunStarHero Posted February 13, 2019 Author Posted February 13, 2019 3 hours ago, PosterPoser said: granted, but you can only play them at nursing homes. i want the power of all the energy in the universe. Granted you are now god and hence no longer exist. I want the power to read minds. 1
Guest PosterPoser Posted February 13, 2019 Posted February 13, 2019 2 minutes ago, GunStarHero said: Granted you are now god and hence no longer exist. I want the power to read minds. granted, you can read minds, but only ducks minds which drives you quackers. i want the power to kill any leader in the world and get away with it scot-free.
Vamped Posted February 13, 2019 Posted February 13, 2019 1 hour ago, PosterPoser said: granted, you can read minds, but only ducks minds which drives you quackers. i want the power to kill any leader in the world and get away with it scot-free. Granted but you can only do so in the Teletubbie world. I want the power heal sick children.
Guest PosterPoser Posted February 13, 2019 Posted February 13, 2019 4 minutes ago, Vamped said: Granted but you can only do so in the Teletubbie world. I want the power heal sick children. Granted, you can heal sick children, but you take on their disease. I want the power to make any woman (besides family) to cum at any time.
Kudasai Posted February 13, 2019 Posted February 13, 2019 Granted but now you're too shy to be around women and pass out instantly whenever a woman is near your presence I want the powers of a fisherman
Guest PosterPoser Posted February 13, 2019 Posted February 13, 2019 1 minute ago, Kudasai said: Granted but now you're too shy to be around women and pass out instantly whenever a woman is near your presence I want the powers of a fisherman granted, but you never catch a fish and lose everything you have. i want the power of a gynecologist.
GunStarHero Posted February 13, 2019 Author Posted February 13, 2019 2 minutes ago, PosterPoser said: granted, but you never catch a fish and lose everything you have. i want the power of a gynecologist. Granted but you are also a convicted sex offender. I want the power of super speed.
Vamped Posted February 13, 2019 Posted February 13, 2019 13 minutes ago, GunStarHero said: Granted but you are also a convicted sex offender. I want the power of super speed. Granted you can now move at super snail speed. I want xray vision 1
Kudasai Posted February 13, 2019 Posted February 13, 2019 1 minute ago, Vamped said: Granted you can now move at super snail speed. I want xray vision Granted but you're blind I want the powers of a marine biologist
discolé monade Posted February 13, 2019 Posted February 13, 2019 12 minutes ago, Kudasai said: Granted but you're blind I want the powers of a marine biologist granted, but you can only use this power in the desert. i want to see every lotto winning number for every lottery. 1
GunStarHero Posted February 13, 2019 Author Posted February 13, 2019 2 minutes ago, discolemonade said: granted, but you can only use this power in the desert. i want to see every lotto winning number for every lottery. You gain the ability to receive every newspaper with lottery numbers delivered to your door. I want the power of thunder. 1 1
Kudasai Posted February 13, 2019 Posted February 13, 2019 3 minutes ago, GunStarHero said: You gain the ability to receive every newspaper with lottery numbers delivered to your door. I want the power of thunder. Granted Spoiler I want the power to be able to play any musical instrument 2
GunStarHero Posted February 13, 2019 Author Posted February 13, 2019 6 minutes ago, Kudasai said: Granted Reveal hidden contents I want the power to be able to play any musical instrument You gain the power to play any musical instrument poorly. I want the power of Captain Planet. 1
mthor Posted February 13, 2019 Posted February 13, 2019 (edited) 3 hours ago, GunStarHero said: You gain the power to play any musical instrument poorly. I want the power of Captain Planet. Granted, but the planet was Pluto. I want to have the power to win more than i spend on every lottery ticket I buy. Edited February 13, 2019 by mthor 1
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted February 13, 2019 Posted February 13, 2019 1 hour ago, mthor said: Granted, but the planet was Pluto. I want to have the power to win more than i spend on every lottery ticket I buy. Granted, with every ticket you win a lesson in frugality. I want a functioning robot that looks like Voltron. 1
GunStarHero Posted February 13, 2019 Author Posted February 13, 2019 6 minutes ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: Granted, with every ticket you win a lesson in frugality. I want a functioning robot that looks like Voltron. You now have the ability to use a 1/16th scale Chinese knockoff of Voltron. Batteries not included. I want the power of interstellar power.
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted February 13, 2019 Posted February 13, 2019 10 minutes ago, GunStarHero said: You now have the ability to use a 1/16th scale Chinese knockoff of Voltron. Batteries not included. I want the power of interstellar power. You are given the appropriate amount of energy for your mass and rate of decay. I want the power to understand sloppy joes.
GunStarHero Posted February 13, 2019 Author Posted February 13, 2019 1 hour ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: You are given the appropriate amount of energy for your mass and rate of decay. I want the power to understand sloppy joes. You understand sloppy joes. But now you know too much. You surge to the top of Interpol's most wanted list and must live a life on the run. There is no sleep, there are no dreams, only nightmarish machinations of the true horror that is the truth behind sloppy joes. I want the power to control water. 1
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted February 13, 2019 Posted February 13, 2019 4 hours ago, GunStarHero said: You understand sloppy joes. But now you know too much. You surge to the top of Interpol's most wanted list and must live a life on the run. There is no sleep, there are no dreams, only nightmarish machinations of the true horror that is the truth behind sloppy joes. I want the power to control water. Granted, but you only get to control water contained in a drinking glass. I want the power to turn into a dinosaur.
Mr Owl Posted February 13, 2019 Posted February 13, 2019 3 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Granted, but you only get to control water contained in a drinking glass. I want the power to turn into a dinosaur. Granted but you only get it in sponges stories I want to be an owl 1
Vamped Posted February 13, 2019 Posted February 13, 2019 7 minutes ago, Kuroko said: Granted but you only get it in sponges stories I want to be an owl Granted you can now use your imagination to become anything you desire I want the power to read minds
Naraku4656 Posted February 13, 2019 Posted February 13, 2019 48 minutes ago, Vamped said: Granted you can now use your imagination to become anything you desire I want the power to read minds the only minds you're able to read are that of fish. i want to be over this cold
Vamped Posted February 13, 2019 Posted February 13, 2019 (edited) 30 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said: the only minds you're able to read are that of fish. i want to be over this cold Granted, now you have a new cold I want super human strength Edited February 13, 2019 by Vamped 1
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted February 13, 2019 Posted February 13, 2019 10 minutes ago, Vamped said: Granted, now you have a new cold I want super human strength You have superhuman strength but no idea how to control it. You tear blankets to shreds pulling them off the bed. Doors fly from hinges and you sit in a room lamenting your inability to touch your loved ones. I want the power to ruin other superpowers. 1
Kudasai Posted February 13, 2019 Posted February 13, 2019 37 minutes ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: You have superhuman strength but no idea how to control it. You tear blankets to shreds pulling them off the bed. Doors fly from hinges and you sit in a room lamenting your inability to touch your loved ones. I want the power to ruin other superpowers. Granted but you can ruin your own superpowers I want the power of interpretive dance
Naraku4656 Posted February 13, 2019 Posted February 13, 2019 6 minutes ago, Kudasai said: Granted but you can ruin your own superpowers I want the power of interpretive dance the only interpretive dance you know is the pee pee dance. i want the power to learn any programming language i want automatically 1
discolé monade Posted February 13, 2019 Posted February 13, 2019 44 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said: the only interpretive dance you know is the pee pee dance. i want the power to learn any programming language i want automatically granted, but every computer you ever log into has a virus. i want the ability to find every shelter animal a furever home. 1
midnight Posted February 13, 2019 Posted February 13, 2019 2 minutes ago, discolemonade said: granted, but every computer you ever log into has a virus. i want the ability to find every shelter animal a furever home. Granted. But the furever home is at a taxidermist shop. I want the power to eat anything I want, with no consequences. 2 1
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