Mix Posted November 10, 2018 Posted November 10, 2018 We're going out tomorrow night I had to come in here and get some game time advice from the biggest cooze hound I know @Naraku4656 Teach me some of those self deprecating tricks you use to disarm women 1 4
DBZ4ever Posted November 10, 2018 Posted November 10, 2018 Asking Naraku when you should clearly be asking Zeni. 3
SwimModSponges Posted November 10, 2018 Posted November 10, 2018 Look for a little man in the boat. Attack it mercilessly. 2
Guest Tied Up Turkey Dominator Posted November 10, 2018 Posted November 10, 2018 At the beginning of the date tell her about the Tied Up Turkey Dominator club and ask her what's the biggest gobbler she's ever taken.
Mix Posted November 10, 2018 Author Posted November 10, 2018 13 minutes ago, DBZ4ever said: Asking Naraku when you should clearly be asking Zeni. I'm dating a woman, not a child.....Zeni would be of no use 2
fuggstop Posted November 10, 2018 Posted November 10, 2018 Great. It would be some heifah with a good memory. Something i dont got 😭
Naraku4656 Posted November 10, 2018 Posted November 10, 2018 15 minutes ago, Mix said: We're going out tomorrow night I had to come in here and get some game time advice from the biggest cooze hound I know @Naraku4656 Teach me some of those self deprecating tricks you use to disarm women you can't go all in at first or she'll think you're just depressing. quoting any futurama quote would make it seem too heavy handed. you should have said this then she would have sucked your dick and then you'd get her to say 1 2
Mix Posted November 10, 2018 Author Posted November 10, 2018 12 minutes ago, SwimModSponges said: Look for a little man in the boat. Attack it mercilessly. 1
SwimModSponges Posted November 10, 2018 Posted November 10, 2018 Yes, exactly. Study that gif- it displays great technique.
Sawdamizer Posted November 10, 2018 Posted November 10, 2018 Is that the equivalent of picking up the Sunoco girl that offers to nuke your corndog? 1
Mix Posted November 10, 2018 Author Posted November 10, 2018 1 minute ago, fuggstop said: Great. It would be some heifah with a good memory. Something i dont got 😭 lmao, a good memory isn't really a prerequisite to dating me....in fact most of the women I date are as damaged and drug addled as me so they usually have several blank spots in their memory most of the time..... 1
Naraku4656 Posted November 10, 2018 Posted November 10, 2018 18 minutes ago, DBZ4ever said: Asking Naraku when you should clearly be asking Zeni. zeni is the true master. i am just a humble zombie
fuggstop Posted November 10, 2018 Posted November 10, 2018 Just now, Mix said: lmao, a good memory isn't really a prerequisite to dating me....in fact most of the women I date are as damaged and drug addled as me so they usually have several blank spots in their memory most of the time..... Yah but you quote stuff a lot and i dont know wth u be talking about lol im lame Well goodluck
Mix Posted November 10, 2018 Author Posted November 10, 2018 4 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said: you can't go all in at first or she'll think you're just depressing. quoting any futurama quote would make it seem too heavy handed. you should have said this then she would have sucked your dick and then you'd get her to say these are the gems I was looking for....you, sir, are an artist
Mix Posted November 10, 2018 Author Posted November 10, 2018 3 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: Is that the equivalent of picking up the Sunoco girl that offers to nuke your corndog? I don't know what Sunoco is, but I can forge ahead from context and say, "maybe"
Mix Posted November 10, 2018 Author Posted November 10, 2018 3 minutes ago, fuggstop said: Yah but you quote stuff a lot and i dont know wth u be talking about lol im lame Well goodluck In your defense, my constant use of pop culture references has been brought up by a lot of people in my life and they usually have a negative opinion of it 1
Naraku4656 Posted November 10, 2018 Posted November 10, 2018 though you're luckier than me. i've only been able to get 2 people that i didn't meet through the internet to date me exclusively...then again i've only been able to get 2 people FROM the internet to date me exclusively. so i guess i'm even
Zenigundam Posted November 10, 2018 Posted November 10, 2018 Have you found her on Facebook yet? If you don't know her full name, just use the search filters obviously instead of asking her for her last name. I'm sure she told you what town she lives in.
Mix Posted November 10, 2018 Author Posted November 10, 2018 5 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said: though you're luckier than me. i've only been able to get 2 people that i didn't meet through the internet to date me exclusively...then again i've only been able to get 2 people FROM the internet to date me exclusively. so i guess i'm even
Mix Posted November 10, 2018 Author Posted November 10, 2018 1 minute ago, Zenigundam said: Have you found her on Facebook yet? If you don't know her full name, just use the search filters obviously instead of asking her for her last name. I'm sure she told you what town she lives in. @DBZ4ever Not quite the skill set i'm looking to cultivate....
Naraku4656 Posted November 10, 2018 Posted November 10, 2018 wrong reference dude, remember think like her
TrigunBebop Posted November 10, 2018 Posted November 10, 2018 Just buy her a balloon bouquet. Everyone loves balloons.
Mix Posted November 10, 2018 Author Posted November 10, 2018 @Naraku4656 That's got nothing to do with the post I was replying to though...you're even Steven... btw, I've watched the entirety of the Futurama series and the movies several times over....it's my favorite cartoon....I know what i'm about
Mix Posted November 10, 2018 Author Posted November 10, 2018 6 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said: Just buy her a balloon bouquet. Everyone loves balloons. Everyone does love balloons....not literally, like you, but it's all good....
Naraku4656 Posted November 10, 2018 Posted November 10, 2018 9 minutes ago, Mix said: @Naraku4656 That's got nothing to do with the post I was replying to though...you're even Steven... btw, I've watched the entirety of the Futurama series and the movies several times over....it's my favorite cartoon....I know what i'm about that's not the point. think of everything as a futurama reference. EVERYTHING. you wanted my advise, you're getting it 1
Raptorpat Posted November 10, 2018 Posted November 10, 2018 44 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said: you can't go all in at first or she'll think you're just depressing. quoting any futurama quote would make it seem too heavy handed. you should have said this then how long until you're saying 1
Naraku4656 Posted November 10, 2018 Posted November 10, 2018 3 minutes ago, Admin_Raptorpat said: then how long until you're saying @DBZ4ever
Mix Posted November 10, 2018 Author Posted November 10, 2018 15 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said: that's not the point. think of everything as a futurama reference. EVERYTHING. you wanted my advise, you're getting it lmao...yes, sense
Mix Posted November 10, 2018 Author Posted November 10, 2018 9 minutes ago, Admin_Raptorpat said: then how long until you're saying 2 months, tops
Naraku4656 Posted November 10, 2018 Posted November 10, 2018 2 minutes ago, Mix said: lmao...yes, sense well fine
molarbear Posted November 10, 2018 Posted November 10, 2018 4 hours ago, Mix said: We're going out tomorrow night I had to come in here and get some game time advice from the biggest cooze hound I know @Naraku4656 Teach me some of those self deprecating tricks you use to disarm women My little boy is growing up so fast! You should order a beer when you go eat (make sure it's a draft) then swivel it around like it's wine, take a sip and go "Ah, the rare 1971"
Mix Posted November 10, 2018 Author Posted November 10, 2018 2 hours ago, molarbear said: My little boy is growing up so fast! You should order a beer when you go eat (make sure it's a draft) then swivel it around like it's wine, take a sip and go "Ah, the rare 1971" 1
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted November 10, 2018 Posted November 10, 2018 Say something about "death by snu-snu." 1
Mix Posted November 10, 2018 Author Posted November 10, 2018 4 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Say something about "death by snu-snu." gotta be honest.....didn't actually expect to use any of this "advice," but this shit right here is gold 1
fuggstop Posted November 10, 2018 Posted November 10, 2018 12 minutes ago, Mix said: gotta be honest.....didn't actually expect to use any of this "advice," but this shit right here is gold Im bored. what should we do now? Mix: death by snu-snu?
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