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The girl behind the counter at Chipotle quoted futurama


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At the beginning of the date tell her about the Tied Up Turkey Dominator club and ask her what's the biggest gobbler she's ever taken.

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15 minutes ago, Mix said:

We're going out tomorrow night

I had to come in here and get some game time advice from the biggest cooze hound I know

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@Naraku4656

Teach me some of those self deprecating tricks you use to disarm women

you can't go all in at first or she'll think you're just depressing. quoting any futurama quote would make it seem too heavy handed. you should have said this

 

 

then she would have sucked your dick and then you'd get her to say

 

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1 minute ago, fuggstop said:

Great. It would be some heifah with a good memory. Something i dont got 😭

lmao, a good memory isn't really a prerequisite to dating me....in fact most of the women I date are as damaged and drug addled as me so they usually have several blank spots in their memory most of the time.....

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Just now, Mix said:

lmao, a good memory isn't really a prerequisite to dating me....in fact most of the women I date are as damaged and drug addled as me so they usually have several blank spots in their memory most of the time.....

Yah but you quote stuff a lot and i dont know wth u be talking about lol im lame

Well goodluck

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4 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said:

you can't go all in at first or she'll think you're just depressing. quoting any futurama quote would make it seem too heavy handed. you should have said this

 

 

then she would have sucked your dick and then you'd get her to say

 

 

these are the gems I was looking for....you, sir, are an artist

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3 minutes ago, fuggstop said:

Yah but you quote stuff a lot and i dont know wth u be talking about lol im lame

Well goodluck

In your defense, my constant use of pop culture references has been brought up by a lot of people in my life and they usually have a negative opinion of it

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5 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said:

though you're luckier than me. i've only been able to get 2 people that i didn't meet through the internet to date me exclusively...then again i've only been able to get 2 people FROM the internet to date me exclusively. so i guess i'm even

 

 

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1 minute ago, Zenigundam said:

Have you found her on Facebook yet? If you don't know her full name, just use the search filters obviously instead of asking her for her last name. I'm sure she told you what town she lives in.

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Not quite the skill set i'm looking to cultivate....

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9 minutes ago, Mix said:

@Naraku4656

That's got nothing to do with the post I was replying to though...you're even Steven...

btw, I've watched the entirety of the Futurama series and the movies several times over....it's my favorite cartoon....I know what i'm about

that's not the point. think of everything as a futurama reference. EVERYTHING. you wanted my advise, you're getting it

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4 hours ago, Mix said:

We're going out tomorrow night

I had to come in here and get some game time advice from the biggest cooze hound I know

tenor.gif?itemid=5349106

@Naraku4656

Teach me some of those self deprecating tricks you use to disarm women

My little boy is growing up so fast!

You should order a beer when you go eat (make sure it's a draft) then swivel it around like it's wine, take a sip and go "Ah, the rare 1971"

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