Bouvre Posted October 28, 2018 Share Posted October 28, 2018 were silicone, b cupped, and had a layer of plastic surrounding them. Recently, one of them developed a rip in the plastic. Knowing the pair wouldnt last, and in need of something a little less irritating, I decided to remove the plastic entirely from it. The result was a very floppy breast that, when applied, stuck to my chest. Cue gender euphoria so strong I take the other breast, tear at the plastic with my teeth, and yank the plastic off that one. Only the plastic on that breast was in decent condition, and hadn't shifted like the other had. Thus, tearing it off proved more difficult. In finally wrestling off the plastic, I tore off the whole fucking nipple itself. Nevertheless, I slapped that bad boy on and reveled in wearing breasts without need of a bra. I felt pretty darn amazing, despite the missing nipple, and the slow slimelike droop that resulted from the uncontained, structurally unsound material. Alas, they eventually became two blobs of boob, and I had to toss them in the garbage. Today, I bought new breasts that are made of foam, and conform to the body's shape more aptly. How has your weekend's been? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted October 28, 2018 Share Posted October 28, 2018 I left the attic two whole times! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted October 28, 2018 Author Share Posted October 28, 2018 1 minute ago, Mini_Ghost said: I left the attic two whole times! Any half times? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted October 28, 2018 Share Posted October 28, 2018 Just now, Bouvre said: Any half times? yea one time I made it to the bottom of the steps. that's a half time 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tengu Posted October 28, 2018 Share Posted October 28, 2018 9 minutes ago, Bouvre said: How has your weekend's been? Titless. How was yours? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginguy Posted October 28, 2018 Share Posted October 28, 2018 Sadly, my weekend had nothing to do with boobs. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted October 28, 2018 Author Share Posted October 28, 2018 4 minutes ago, Tengu said: Titless. How was yours? My titlessness was stressful but new ones gives me hope. Weekends are the beginning of my work week. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted October 28, 2018 Author Share Posted October 28, 2018 1 minute ago, Ginguy said: Sadly, my weekend had nothing to do with boobs. I can send you boobs. Which size do you think would look best on you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted October 28, 2018 Share Posted October 28, 2018 This weekend we celebrated my daughter's birthday. I then took her to her favorite store, bath and body works to by her favorite bath bombs. Today we made crystals from this crystal making set i got her then we did some chemistry from the chemistry set i bought. Now we're watching the haunted hill show on Netflix everyone is talking about 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginguy Posted October 28, 2018 Share Posted October 28, 2018 21 minutes ago, Bouvre said: I can send you boobs. Which size do you think would look best on you? I think these boobs would look good on me.... <__< 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted October 28, 2018 Share Posted October 28, 2018 I would think tits would mean nothing unless they were at least inside your skin. Just imagine the disappointment on your partner the first time they take your bra off and your tits fall out. All though I guess if you and your current husband stay together, the point is moot. My weekends are boring, all I do is work (my off-days are Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday). 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted October 28, 2018 Share Posted October 28, 2018 I got out of the house to have a few beers with some friends. Dropped a few crumbs in my bra ... per usual 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 I managed to go out and do things yesterday, just to have it come around and bite me in the ass AKA stayed in bed until 7pm trying to sleep away pain. At least I had a fun vicodin and booze-fueled game of Cards Against Humanity last night! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little_girl_lost Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 I have really small ta-tas, i'm like a lowercase a cup 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted October 29, 2018 Author Share Posted October 29, 2018 1 hour ago, Vamped said: I got out of the house to have a few beers with some friends. Dropped a few crumbs in my bra ... per usual Bra crumbs are not something I'm familiar with, but when my breasts are real, then hopefully. I'm not the kind of gal to miss a good snack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted October 29, 2018 Author Share Posted October 29, 2018 39 minutes ago, little_girl_lost said: I have really small ta-tas, i'm like a lowercase a cup Then you are all the lowercase a's in extravagant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted October 29, 2018 Author Share Posted October 29, 2018 53 minutes ago, Rogue߷Alphonse said: I managed to go out and do things yesterday, just to have it come around and bite me in the ass AKA stayed in bed until 7pm trying to sleep away pain. At least I had a fun vicodin and booze-fueled game of Cards Against Humanity last night! I want to jump back into that real bad. I miss it. But I'm also tres busy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 So is this Truth or dare with Bouvre.. Everyone telling their dirty little secrets? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted October 29, 2018 Author Share Posted October 29, 2018 1 hour ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: I would think tits would mean nothing unless they were at least inside your skin. Just imagine the disappointment on your partner the first time they take your bra off and your tits fall out. All though I guess if you and your current husband stay together, the point is moot. My weekends are boring, all I do is work (my off-days are Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday). My off day is Friday. So I feel that too. Also my voice is damn low for a girl. Nobody is falling for me as a cis girl, and I wouldn't let them get that far without knowing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 It's hard to pick my favorite breasts. I think I have at least a small amount of love for them all. - wrinkley saggy shit thats seen better days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted October 29, 2018 Author Share Posted October 29, 2018 1 minute ago, PhilosipherStoned said: So is this Truth or dare with Bouvre.. Everyone telling their dirty little secrets? Babe it's hardly a secret. But share if you dare, or truth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted October 29, 2018 Author Share Posted October 29, 2018 2 hours ago, Ginguy said: I think these boobs would look good on me.... <__< Id be willing to also bet in your favor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted October 29, 2018 Author Share Posted October 29, 2018 2 hours ago, fuggstop said: This weekend we celebrated my daughter's birthday. I then took her to her favorite store, bath and body works to by her favorite bath bombs. Today we made crystals from this crystal making set i got her then we did some chemistry from the chemistry set i bought. Now we're watching the haunted hill show on Netflix everyone is talking about It's a major departure from Shirley Jackson's novel, but it's a fun adaptation (from what I've seen) Happy birthday, Maddy! Or Madison. Don't know which she likes more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAC Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 I was lonely, so no different than normal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted October 29, 2018 Author Share Posted October 29, 2018 Just now, CAC said: I was lonely, so no different than normal <3 hey lmk if you're feeling too lonely. I know it's no physical presence but I'd be happy to talk away the lonesome. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 Also if your areolas so big they make your nipples look like bullet bill it's kind of a turn off. but I mean. We can prolly work something out. >_> 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAC Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 4 minutes ago, Bouvre said: <3 hey lmk if you're feeling too lonely. I know it's no physical presence but I'd be happy to talk away the lonesome. Thanks 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted October 29, 2018 Author Share Posted October 29, 2018 10 minutes ago, PhilosipherStoned said: Also if your areolas so big they make your nipples look like bullet bill it's kind of a turn off. but I mean. We can prolly work something out. >_> The bra hides them well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 1 hour ago, little_girl_lost said: I have really small ta-tas, i'm like a lowercase a cup So is my gf... smol and cute. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted October 29, 2018 Author Share Posted October 29, 2018 1 hour ago, Rogue߷Alphonse said: So is my gf... smol and cute. Confirmed 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 i've got double d 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 13 hours ago, PhilosipherStoned said: Also if your areolas so big they make your nipples look like bullet bill it's kind of a turn off. but I mean. We can prolly work something out. >_> I'm not sure about the Bullet Bill comparison.... But areola size is all about proporationality to the size of the breast itself.... Big areolas are hot as fuck on big boobs... big areolas are not necessarily that hot on smaller boobs.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 13 hours ago, Bouvre said: My off day is Friday. So I feel that too. Also my voice is damn low for a girl. Nobody is falling for me as a cis girl, and I wouldn't let them get that far without knowing You going to get into hormone therapy? As I understand it that's how poof's voice got feminine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted October 29, 2018 Author Share Posted October 29, 2018 2 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: You going to get into hormone therapy? As I understand it that's how poof's voice got feminine. Maybe one day. I would like stable income first tho 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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