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were silicone, b cupped, and had a layer of plastic surrounding them. Recently, one of them developed a rip in the plastic. Knowing the pair wouldnt last, and in need of something a little less irritating, I decided to remove the plastic entirely from it. The result was a very floppy breast that, when applied, stuck to my chest. 

Cue gender euphoria so strong I take the other breast, tear at the plastic with my teeth, and yank the plastic off that one.

Only the plastic on that breast was in decent condition, and hadn't shifted like the other had. Thus, tearing it off proved more difficult. In finally wrestling off the plastic, I tore off the whole fucking nipple itself.

Nevertheless, I slapped that bad boy on and reveled in wearing breasts without need of a bra. I felt pretty darn amazing, despite the missing nipple, and the slow slimelike droop that resulted from the uncontained, structurally unsound material.

Alas, they eventually became two blobs of boob, and I had to toss them in the garbage.

Today, I bought new breasts that are made of foam, and conform to the body's shape more aptly.

 

How has your weekend's been?

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This weekend we celebrated my daughter's birthday. I then took her to her favorite store, bath and body works to by her favorite bath bombs. Today we made crystals from this crystal making set i got her then we did some chemistry from the chemistry set i bought. Now we're watching the haunted hill show on Netflix everyone is talking about

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I would think tits would mean nothing unless they were at least inside your skin. :D Just imagine the disappointment on your partner the first time they take your bra off and your tits fall out. :D All though I guess if you and your current husband stay together, the point is moot.

My weekends are boring, all I do is work (my off-days are Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday).

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1 hour ago, Vamped said:

I got out of the house to have a few beers with some friends. Dropped a few crumbs in my bra ... per usual

Bra crumbs are not something I'm familiar with, but when my breasts are real, then hopefully. I'm not the kind of gal to miss a good snack

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53 minutes ago, Rogue߷Alphonse said:

I managed to go out and do things yesterday, just to have it come around and bite me in the ass AKA stayed in bed until 7pm trying to sleep away pain.

At least I had a fun vicodin and booze-fueled game of Cards Against Humanity last night!

I want to jump back into that real bad. I miss it. But I'm also tres busy

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1 hour ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

I would think tits would mean nothing unless they were at least inside your skin. :D Just imagine the disappointment on your partner the first time they take your bra off and your tits fall out. :D All though I guess if you and your current husband stay together, the point is moot.

My weekends are boring, all I do is work (my off-days are Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday).

My off day is Friday. So I feel that too.

Also my voice is damn low for a girl. Nobody is falling for me as a cis girl, and I wouldn't let them get that far without knowing

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2 hours ago, fuggstop said:

This weekend we celebrated my daughter's birthday. I then took her to her favorite store, bath and body works to by her favorite bath bombs. Today we made crystals from this crystal making set i got her then we did some chemistry from the chemistry set i bought. Now we're watching the haunted hill show on Netflix everyone is talking about

It's a major departure from Shirley Jackson's novel, but it's a fun adaptation (from what I've seen)

Happy birthday, Maddy!

Or Madison. Don't know which she likes more

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13 hours ago, PhilosipherStoned said:

Also if your areolas so big they make your nipples look like bullet bill it's kind of a turn off. 

but I mean. We can prolly work something out. >_>

I'm not sure about the Bullet Bill comparison.... But areola size is all about proporationality to the size of the breast itself.... Big areolas are hot as fuck on big boobs... big areolas are not necessarily that hot on smaller boobs....

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