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Guess what I heard on the radio early this morning


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"We're reporting now that Republican congressional candidate Seth Grossman was found dead yesterday morning in his home. Investigators at the scene were quoted as saying that sometime during the night he appears to have suffocated to death on his own dumb racist bullshit, and that there will not be a formal investigation or autopsy performed due to general disinterest. Grossman's remains will reportedly be churned into shelter dog food"

Edited by Nabloom
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