Poof Posted September 14, 2018 Share Posted September 14, 2018 EVERY WEEK AND IT TURNS BROWN TOO EASY AND ITS LOUD I CANT SLEEP ITS 3 PM AND SOME PPL ARE TRYING TO SLEEP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted September 14, 2018 Share Posted September 14, 2018 I thought this was gonna be about you shaving your pubes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted September 14, 2018 Author Share Posted September 14, 2018 4 minutes ago, stilgar said: I thought this was gonna be about you shaving your pubes. i only do that every other month Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted September 14, 2018 Share Posted September 14, 2018 I mow every week because my yard is mostly weeds and everyone knows they're the rabbits of the plant kingdom at this point I'm considering just bull dozing the entire thing and putting down fake grass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted September 14, 2018 Share Posted September 14, 2018 Once a week Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted September 14, 2018 Share Posted September 14, 2018 My dad is in charge of lawn care here, I mow whenever he asks me to. How often we mow depends on the time of year. In the summer it's every week, during the winter it can be as little as once a month. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted September 14, 2018 Author Share Posted September 14, 2018 9 minutes ago, molarbear said: I mow every week because my yard is mostly weeds and everyone knows they're the rabbits of the plant kingdom at this point I'm considering just bull dozing the entire thing and putting down fake grass think of the bees Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted September 14, 2018 Author Share Posted September 14, 2018 9 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: Once a week you're part of the problem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted September 14, 2018 Share Posted September 14, 2018 Don't say that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted September 14, 2018 Author Share Posted September 14, 2018 5 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: My dad is in charge of lawn care here, I mow whenever he asks me to. How often we mow depends on the time of year. In the summer it's every week, during the winter it can be as little as once a month. well I hope you don't do it at 3pm when ppl are trying to sleep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted September 14, 2018 Share Posted September 14, 2018 Just now, Poof said: well I hope you don't do it at 3pm when ppl are trying to sleep I usually do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted September 14, 2018 Author Share Posted September 14, 2018 3 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: Don't say that i want some snow blown up my ass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted September 14, 2018 Author Share Posted September 14, 2018 1 minute ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: I usually do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarksidexXx Posted September 14, 2018 Share Posted September 14, 2018 I don't bother with mowing grass that's muggle stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl Posted September 14, 2018 Share Posted September 14, 2018 Depends on the weather if it's wet season it's every damn week once in a blue moon I've done it twice in the same week But if it's a dry summer it's 2 sometimes 3 weeks I'm not gonna kill it during a heat wave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted September 14, 2018 Share Posted September 14, 2018 NEVER! One of the few perks of living in an apartment complex. I don't have to do yard work. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl Posted September 14, 2018 Share Posted September 14, 2018 Just now, TrigunBebop said: NEVER! One of the few perks of living in an apartment complex. I don't have to do yard work. That would drive me insane Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted September 14, 2018 Share Posted September 14, 2018 Just now, Kuroko said: That would drive me insane You like to do yard work? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl Posted September 14, 2018 Share Posted September 14, 2018 4 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said: You like to do yard work? Get out of the house and breath fresh air? Hell yeah! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted September 14, 2018 Share Posted September 14, 2018 Just now, Kuroko said: Get out of the house and breath fresh air? Hell yeah! You can always just go outside. The yard work part is not necessary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl Posted September 14, 2018 Share Posted September 14, 2018 1 minute ago, TrigunBebop said: You can always just go outside. The yard work part is not necessary. You don't like interacting with nature? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted September 15, 2018 Share Posted September 15, 2018 Once per season. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted September 15, 2018 Author Share Posted September 15, 2018 2 hours ago, empty said: Once per season. Excellent thank you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted September 15, 2018 Share Posted September 15, 2018 14 minutes ago, Poof said: Excellent thank you It's not a real lawn until code enforcement puts a tag on your door and you get chiggers from walking to the street. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rpgamer Posted September 15, 2018 Share Posted September 15, 2018 3 pm sounds like heaven. The lawn care service for the development I used to live in mowed in the am. Fuck that noise. Lawns are an abomination anyway. Let that shit go wild, reintroduce native species. Support the ecosystem. But mostly just quit with the noise while people are sleeping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted September 15, 2018 Share Posted September 15, 2018 People who start mowing or using machinery at 6:00 in the morning on a Saturday should be placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Quite standard, really. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted September 15, 2018 Share Posted September 15, 2018 Mow the grass twice in the spring then say "fuck it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl Posted September 15, 2018 Share Posted September 15, 2018 19 hours ago, Poof said: EVERY WEEK AND IT TURNS BROWN TOO EASY AND ITS LOUD I CANT SLEEP ITS 3 PM AND SOME PPL ARE TRYING TO SLEEP City ordinance for me is 8am to 8pm more precise sunrise to sunset it's legal for lawn equipment Winter time I hate assholes starting their snowblowers at 5am Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted September 15, 2018 Share Posted September 15, 2018 how about never what is wrong with you poof? smoke weed and let the lawn mower mow itself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl Posted September 15, 2018 Share Posted September 15, 2018 7 minutes ago, Phillies said: how about never what is wrong with you poof? smoke weed and let the lawn mower mow itself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted September 15, 2018 Share Posted September 15, 2018 Just now, Kuroko said: poof might not beable to afford that. its $1200.00 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl Posted September 15, 2018 Share Posted September 15, 2018 39 minutes ago, Phillies said: poof might not beable to afford that. its $1200.00 Google Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted September 15, 2018 Author Share Posted September 15, 2018 7 hours ago, empty said: It's not a real lawn until code enforcement puts a tag on your door and you get chiggers from walking to the street. Mother nature shall rise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted September 15, 2018 Author Share Posted September 15, 2018 7 hours ago, rpgamer said: 3 pm sounds like heaven. Be quiet daywalker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted September 15, 2018 Author Share Posted September 15, 2018 4 hours ago, SwimModSponges said: Mow the grass twice in the spring then say "fuck it." Yes good very good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted September 15, 2018 Author Share Posted September 15, 2018 3 hours ago, Kuroko said: City ordinance for me is 8am to 8pm more precise sunrise to sunset it's legal for lawn equipment Winter time I hate assholes starting their snowblowers at 5am Nobody actually cares. Its a joke we dont neednserious discussions about lawns Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted September 15, 2018 Author Share Posted September 15, 2018 3 hours ago, Phillies said: how about never what is wrong with you poof? smoke weed and let the lawn mower mow itself. I dont mow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted September 15, 2018 Author Share Posted September 15, 2018 3 hours ago, Kuroko said: When i had a house i paid neighbor to do it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted September 15, 2018 Author Share Posted September 15, 2018 3 hours ago, Phillies said: poof might not beable to afford that. its $1200.00 What did i do to u phillies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted September 15, 2018 Share Posted September 15, 2018 23 hours ago, Poof said: EVERY WEEK AND IT TURNS BROWN TOO EASY AND ITS LOUD I CANT SLEEP ITS 3 PM AND SOME PPL ARE TRYING TO SLEEP Actually, it depends on whether it has rained recently. Tends to grow faster after rains. Still, they should let it grow to about 3-4 inches so that the roots are deeper, it retains moisture better and helps block weed seed from getting to soil and germinating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted September 15, 2018 Author Share Posted September 15, 2018 7 minutes ago, tsar4 said: Actually, it depends on whether it has rained recently. Tends to grow faster after rains. Still, they should let it grow to about 3-4 inches so that the roots are deeper, it retains moisture better and helps block weed seed from getting to soil and germinating. Thats what i said. It gets brkwn easier Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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