boyfriend is going on a trip to montana next month

[little_girl_lost]

he and his cousin are taking his cousin's dad there cuz he wants to see it before he shuffles off this mortal coil

 

i'm getting them car snacks for their trip, i'm packing tuna packets and fruit cups because I am making sure that they return their rental vehicle smelly as fuck.

[molarbear]

I use work for a place that did paint touch up for the Lexus dealership, normally they'd clean the cars before we got them but one time someone dropped off a car to be serviced that had (what I'm fairly positive) was a milk substance spilled in the car and left out in the heat for what I assume was an eternity because it smelled absolutely terrible

I've never been the type of person where my stomach turns over easily but I was literally driving less than a 1/4 mile and had to pull over and step out of the car because it smelled so bad

[NaBarney]

Before he dies he wants to see.... Montana 

[rpgamer]

We're supposed to believe you have a boyfriend, and also that someone is willingly going to Montana?

[little_girl_lost]

1 minute ago, rpgamer said:

We're supposed to believe you have a boyfriend, and also that someone is willingly going to Montana?

the latter is more unbelievable

[little_girl_lost]

1 minute ago, rpgamer said:

We're supposed to believe you have a boyfriend, and also that someone is willingly going to Montana?

I don't question it, that whole family is weird

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

33 minutes ago, molarbear said:

I use work for a place that did paint touch up for the Lexus dealership, normally they'd clean the cars before we got them but one time someone dropped off a car to be serviced that had (what I'm fairly positive) was a milk substance spilled in the car and left out in the heat for what I assume was an eternity because it smelled absolutely terrible

I've never been the type of person where my stomach turns over easily but I was literally driving less than a 1/4 mile and had to pull over and step out of the car because it smelled so bad

I think I saw something like this on Seinfeld.

[molarbear]

1 minute ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

I think I saw something like this on Seinfeld.

Dunno I never really watched the show

I'm part of the less than 1% that never really got into that show

[Poof]

3 hours ago, little_girl_lost said:

he and his cousin are taking his cousin's dad there cuz he wants to see it before he shuffles off this mortal coil

 

i'm getting them car snacks for their trip, i'm packing tuna packets and fruit cups because I am making sure that they return their rental vehicle smelly as fuck.

while hes gone show me ur bobs

[RainyDayJizz#35]

1 hour ago, Nabloom said:

Before he dies he wants to see.... Montana 

Given what I hear about Idaho Montana is probably beautiful in some places.

[cyberbully]

Isn't this how Brokeback Mountain started

 

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

12 minutes ago, cyberbully said:

Isn't this how Brokeback Mountain started

 

I don't think they were all related in Brokeback Mountain.

[cyberbully]

11 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

I don't think they were all related in Brokeback Mountain.

I actually have no idea how that movie went....I was just being me.

[discolé monade]

once upon a time, a friend of mine *who is now gone* and i, would talk about 

moving to montana and opening 'the black jew inn' 

a restaurant/inn, that also sold hemp, and hemp biproducts. 

and cranberries. 

it was a very strange time in my life. 

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

4 minutes ago, discolemonade said:

once upon a time, a friend of mine *who is now gone* and i, would talk about 

moving to montana and opening 'the black jew inn' 

a restaurant/inn, that also sold hemp, and hemp biproducts. 

and cranberries. 

it was a very strange time in my life. 

Lenny Kravitz could be your spokesman. And in-house entertainment.

[discolé monade]

Just now, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Lenny Kravitz could be your spokesman. And in-house entertainment.

that would be the best. 

but, alas, this dream is long gone, and all but forgotten.

[Zenigundam]

He doesn't have to find out...

[Rogue_Alphonse]

10 hours ago, little_girl_lost said:

he and his cousin are taking his cousin's dad there cuz he wants to see it before he shuffles off this mortal coil

 

i'm getting them car snacks for their trip, i'm packing tuna packets and fruit cups because I am making sure that they return their rental vehicle smelly as fuck.

Lets hope they rent a Prius.

[Sawdamizer]

LGL... Would you like me to ejaculate all over your face?

[Codename: Jackass]

When I was in 2nd grade I puked in the family car. It was a '73 Monte Carlo with bench seats and blue upholstery. It went all over the front seat.

 

That car never did lose that faint puke smell.

[little_girl_lost]

11 hours ago, Poof said:

while hes gone show me ur bobs

You don't ask for much, do you?

[little_girl_lost]

4 hours ago, Sawdamizer said:

LGL... Would you like me to ejaculate all over your face?

I've never been asked so nicely before

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

1 minute ago, little_girl_lost said:

You don't ask for much, do you?

You should post a topless photo of yourself with Bob Belcher's head shopped over each of your boobs.

[Sawdamizer]

8 minutes ago, little_girl_lost said:

I've never been asked so nicely before

You know me

[nameraka]

cool.

need some company? 

[little_girl_lost]

13 hours ago, Nabloom said:

Before he dies he wants to see.... Montana 

I like to think the origin of this is that the old man was looking up illicit content by searching for "butt videos", auto-correct turned "butt" into "Butte", and when the son saw the search history he decided to surprise the dad with a trip to montana, and the ashamed old man is really committed to the lie.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

4 minutes ago, little_girl_lost said:

I like to think the origin of this is that the old man was looking up illicit content by searching for "butt videos", auto-correct turned "butt" into "Butte", and when the son saw the search history he decided to surprise the dad with a trip to montana, and the ashamed old man is really committed to the lie.

I can't.... I can't imagine "butt" being autocorrected into anything else. I know sometimes they don't like putting "vulgar" words into the mobile OS's dictionaries, but the word butt is so ubiquitous to all ages, and has a variety of non-vulgar meanings (to butt heads, the butt of a gun), there's just no fucking way it would be autocorrected into a word as obscure as Butte, I just don't believe it.

I think a more plausible explanation is he saw that one episode of King of the Hill and thought it looked wonderful.

[RainyDayJizz#35]

1 hour ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

a word as obscure as Butte

[NaBarney]

Now that is a beaut 

[Poof]

6 hours ago, little_girl_lost said:

You don't ask for much, do you?

Just the boobs i dont want to see anything else

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

1 hour ago, Poof said:

Just the boobs i dont want to see anything else

boooooooo. Boobs are nothing without the face!

[Poof]

6 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

boooooooo. Boobs are nothing without the face!

I meant the bottom bits

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

1 minute ago, Poof said:

I meant the bottom bits

Oh! Guess I took what you said too literally. 

[Poof]

1 minute ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Oh! Guess I took what you said too literally. 

Eh its all just jokes anyway

.... Unless she gon do it

Naaaaah its just jokes

Mayb

[little_girl_lost]

2 hours ago, Poof said:

Just the boobs i dont want to see anything else

all i hear is jack webb's voice

"just the tits ma'am"

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

1 minute ago, little_girl_lost said:

all i hear is jack webb's voice

"just the tits ma'am"

What are you quoting? lol

[GuyBeardmane]

On 8/12/2018 at 2:54 AM, Poof said:

while hes gone show me ur bobs

 

[Poof]

13 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

What are you quoting? lol

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