little_girl_lost Posted August 12, 2018 Share Posted August 12, 2018 he and his cousin are taking his cousin's dad there cuz he wants to see it before he shuffles off this mortal coil i'm getting them car snacks for their trip, i'm packing tuna packets and fruit cups because I am making sure that they return their rental vehicle smelly as fuck. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted August 12, 2018 Share Posted August 12, 2018 I use work for a place that did paint touch up for the Lexus dealership, normally they'd clean the cars before we got them but one time someone dropped off a car to be serviced that had (what I'm fairly positive) was a milk substance spilled in the car and left out in the heat for what I assume was an eternity because it smelled absolutely terrible I've never been the type of person where my stomach turns over easily but I was literally driving less than a 1/4 mile and had to pull over and step out of the car because it smelled so bad 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted August 12, 2018 Share Posted August 12, 2018 Before he dies he wants to see.... Montana 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rpgamer Posted August 12, 2018 Share Posted August 12, 2018 We're supposed to believe you have a boyfriend, and also that someone is willingly going to Montana? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little_girl_lost Posted August 12, 2018 Author Share Posted August 12, 2018 1 minute ago, rpgamer said: We're supposed to believe you have a boyfriend, and also that someone is willingly going to Montana? the latter is more unbelievable Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little_girl_lost Posted August 12, 2018 Author Share Posted August 12, 2018 1 minute ago, rpgamer said: We're supposed to believe you have a boyfriend, and also that someone is willingly going to Montana? I don't question it, that whole family is weird Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted August 12, 2018 Share Posted August 12, 2018 33 minutes ago, molarbear said: I use work for a place that did paint touch up for the Lexus dealership, normally they'd clean the cars before we got them but one time someone dropped off a car to be serviced that had (what I'm fairly positive) was a milk substance spilled in the car and left out in the heat for what I assume was an eternity because it smelled absolutely terrible I've never been the type of person where my stomach turns over easily but I was literally driving less than a 1/4 mile and had to pull over and step out of the car because it smelled so bad I think I saw something like this on Seinfeld. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted August 12, 2018 Share Posted August 12, 2018 1 minute ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: I think I saw something like this on Seinfeld. Dunno I never really watched the show I'm part of the less than 1% that never really got into that show Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted August 12, 2018 Share Posted August 12, 2018 3 hours ago, little_girl_lost said: he and his cousin are taking his cousin's dad there cuz he wants to see it before he shuffles off this mortal coil i'm getting them car snacks for their trip, i'm packing tuna packets and fruit cups because I am making sure that they return their rental vehicle smelly as fuck. while hes gone show me ur bobs 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted August 12, 2018 Share Posted August 12, 2018 1 hour ago, Nabloom said: Before he dies he wants to see.... Montana Given what I hear about Idaho Montana is probably beautiful in some places. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted August 12, 2018 Share Posted August 12, 2018 Isn't this how Brokeback Mountain started 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted August 12, 2018 Share Posted August 12, 2018 12 minutes ago, cyberbully said: Isn't this how Brokeback Mountain started I don't think they were all related in Brokeback Mountain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted August 12, 2018 Share Posted August 12, 2018 11 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: I don't think they were all related in Brokeback Mountain. I actually have no idea how that movie went....I was just being me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted August 12, 2018 Share Posted August 12, 2018 once upon a time, a friend of mine *who is now gone* and i, would talk about moving to montana and opening 'the black jew inn' a restaurant/inn, that also sold hemp, and hemp biproducts. and cranberries. it was a very strange time in my life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted August 12, 2018 Share Posted August 12, 2018 4 minutes ago, discolemonade said: once upon a time, a friend of mine *who is now gone* and i, would talk about moving to montana and opening 'the black jew inn' a restaurant/inn, that also sold hemp, and hemp biproducts. and cranberries. it was a very strange time in my life. Lenny Kravitz could be your spokesman. And in-house entertainment. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted August 12, 2018 Share Posted August 12, 2018 Just now, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Lenny Kravitz could be your spokesman. And in-house entertainment. that would be the best. but, alas, this dream is long gone, and all but forgotten. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted August 12, 2018 Share Posted August 12, 2018 He doesn't have to find out... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted August 12, 2018 Share Posted August 12, 2018 10 hours ago, little_girl_lost said: he and his cousin are taking his cousin's dad there cuz he wants to see it before he shuffles off this mortal coil i'm getting them car snacks for their trip, i'm packing tuna packets and fruit cups because I am making sure that they return their rental vehicle smelly as fuck. Lets hope they rent a Prius. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted August 12, 2018 Share Posted August 12, 2018 LGL... Would you like me to ejaculate all over your face? 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted August 12, 2018 Share Posted August 12, 2018 When I was in 2nd grade I puked in the family car. It was a '73 Monte Carlo with bench seats and blue upholstery. It went all over the front seat. That car never did lose that faint puke smell. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little_girl_lost Posted August 12, 2018 Author Share Posted August 12, 2018 11 hours ago, Poof said: while hes gone show me ur bobs You don't ask for much, do you? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little_girl_lost Posted August 12, 2018 Author Share Posted August 12, 2018 4 hours ago, Sawdamizer said: LGL... Would you like me to ejaculate all over your face? I've never been asked so nicely before 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted August 12, 2018 Share Posted August 12, 2018 1 minute ago, little_girl_lost said: You don't ask for much, do you? You should post a topless photo of yourself with Bob Belcher's head shopped over each of your boobs. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted August 12, 2018 Share Posted August 12, 2018 8 minutes ago, little_girl_lost said: I've never been asked so nicely before You know me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted August 12, 2018 Share Posted August 12, 2018 cool. need some company? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little_girl_lost Posted August 12, 2018 Author Share Posted August 12, 2018 13 hours ago, Nabloom said: Before he dies he wants to see.... Montana I like to think the origin of this is that the old man was looking up illicit content by searching for "butt videos", auto-correct turned "butt" into "Butte", and when the son saw the search history he decided to surprise the dad with a trip to montana, and the ashamed old man is really committed to the lie. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted August 12, 2018 Share Posted August 12, 2018 4 minutes ago, little_girl_lost said: I like to think the origin of this is that the old man was looking up illicit content by searching for "butt videos", auto-correct turned "butt" into "Butte", and when the son saw the search history he decided to surprise the dad with a trip to montana, and the ashamed old man is really committed to the lie. I can't.... I can't imagine "butt" being autocorrected into anything else. I know sometimes they don't like putting "vulgar" words into the mobile OS's dictionaries, but the word butt is so ubiquitous to all ages, and has a variety of non-vulgar meanings (to butt heads, the butt of a gun), there's just no fucking way it would be autocorrected into a word as obscure as Butte, I just don't believe it. I think a more plausible explanation is he saw that one episode of King of the Hill and thought it looked wonderful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted August 12, 2018 Share Posted August 12, 2018 1 hour ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: a word as obscure as Butte Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted August 12, 2018 Share Posted August 12, 2018 Now that is a beaut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted August 13, 2018 Share Posted August 13, 2018 6 hours ago, little_girl_lost said: You don't ask for much, do you? Just the boobs i dont want to see anything else Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted August 13, 2018 Share Posted August 13, 2018 1 hour ago, Poof said: Just the boobs i dont want to see anything else boooooooo. Boobs are nothing without the face! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted August 13, 2018 Share Posted August 13, 2018 6 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: boooooooo. Boobs are nothing without the face! I meant the bottom bits 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted August 13, 2018 Share Posted August 13, 2018 1 minute ago, Poof said: I meant the bottom bits Oh! Guess I took what you said too literally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted August 13, 2018 Share Posted August 13, 2018 1 minute ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Oh! Guess I took what you said too literally. Eh its all just jokes anyway .... Unless she gon do it Naaaaah its just jokes Mayb 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little_girl_lost Posted August 13, 2018 Author Share Posted August 13, 2018 2 hours ago, Poof said: Just the boobs i dont want to see anything else all i hear is jack webb's voice "just the tits ma'am" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted August 13, 2018 Share Posted August 13, 2018 1 minute ago, little_girl_lost said: all i hear is jack webb's voice "just the tits ma'am" What are you quoting? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted August 13, 2018 Share Posted August 13, 2018 On 8/12/2018 at 2:54 AM, Poof said: while hes gone show me ur bobs 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted August 13, 2018 Share Posted August 13, 2018 13 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: What are you quoting? lol Dragnet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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