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UnevenEdge

I've been married to my spouse for three years now.


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Posted (edited)
16 minutes ago, mthor said:

And the appropriate gift for this anniversary is leather.

Congratulations.

Thank you but leather?

In this heat?

And this economy?

Edited by Bouvre
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Posted
11 hours ago, empty said:

Happy anniversary.

I would provide you with a bottle of my finest hooch but the logistical implications frightened me so I just drank it instead.

Happy to be there celebrating with you...

...in spirit!

Posted
13 hours ago, KimopoBotar said:

You should do an anniversary float if it happens on your next one.

A float would take too much time we don't have, but walking in it would be cute.

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Posted
5 minutes ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said:

I don't feel the need to congratulate people on their relationships much, all I keep thinking about is what percentage of gay relationships are ass covenants.

102 percent

This includes those gay relationships sealed by dowries involving livestock

Posted
On 7/16/2018 at 2:41 PM, empty said:

What about in spirits?

Eh?

I hope I didn't come across as a jerk earlier. Congratulations.

That was the joke I was trying but couldn't decide if I should go with the plural or not, and realize now I should have. And you didn't come across as a jerk. <3

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