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I've been married to my spouse for three years now.


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11 hours ago, empty said:

Happy anniversary.

I would provide you with a bottle of my finest hooch but the logistical implications frightened me so I just drank it instead.

Happy to be there celebrating with you...

...in spirit!

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5 minutes ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said:

I don't feel the need to congratulate people on their relationships much, all I keep thinking about is what percentage of gay relationships are ass covenants.

102 percent

This includes those gay relationships sealed by dowries involving livestock

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On 7/16/2018 at 2:41 PM, empty said:

What about in spirits?

Eh?

I hope I didn't come across as a jerk earlier. Congratulations.

That was the joke I was trying but couldn't decide if I should go with the plural or not, and realize now I should have. And you didn't come across as a jerk. <3

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