Clu Posted June 21, 2018 Posted June 21, 2018 I used to lick drugs off the genitals of women and fuck for hours... Now I struggle to stay up past 9pm.... What happened, man? Can't hang, damn shame. 2
Clu Posted June 21, 2018 Author Posted June 21, 2018 1 minute ago, mthor said: Pfft - you think it's bad now? Are you going to talk to me about the rapture? 1
André Toulon Posted June 21, 2018 Posted June 21, 2018 I don't even think it was dark when I went to bed last night.....I was contemplating going to Denny's, ordering coffe and forcing strangers into nonsensical conversations 1
Clu Posted June 21, 2018 Author Posted June 21, 2018 I played Xbox till about 8 and then went to bed. What happened to us?
André Toulon Posted June 21, 2018 Posted June 21, 2018 3 minutes ago, Clu said: I played Xbox till about 8 and then went to bed. What happened to us? Well, in my defense, I was day drinking
Clu Posted June 21, 2018 Author Posted June 21, 2018 Damn. I don't even have that claim going for me.
molarbear Posted June 21, 2018 Posted June 21, 2018 1 hour ago, Clu said: I used to lick drugs off the genitals of women and fuck for hours... Now I struggle to stay up past 9pm.... What happened, man? Can't hang, damn shame. I use to be able to sleep off hangovers and today I find myself waking up at 7 am getting old sucks 1
Clu Posted June 21, 2018 Author Posted June 21, 2018 4 minutes ago, molarbear said: I use to be able to sleep off hangovers and today I find myself waking up at 7 am getting old sucks Must be all those bananas, water and flossing. 1
CAC Posted June 21, 2018 Posted June 21, 2018 Yeah I miss being able to sleep in till 2pm How I'm lucky to sleep in till 11am. 1
Clu Posted June 21, 2018 Author Posted June 21, 2018 1 minute ago, mthor said: Worse - I'm going to talk about the transition period from middle aged to old. All of the misery and none of the perks (well, I do get 5% off at the grocery store on Tuesdays, but it's not really worth it). @discolemonade You're an SME on this, I believe. 1
Vamped Posted June 21, 2018 Posted June 21, 2018 1 hour ago, CAC said: Yeah I miss being able to sleep in till 2pm How I'm lucky to sleep in till 11am. I can sleep in until ... like 8am at the latest on weekend.
CAC Posted June 21, 2018 Posted June 21, 2018 Just now, Vamped said: I can sleep in until ... like 8am at the latest on weekend. Yeah on the weekends is what I mean too. 8am, that sucks.
AnimationFan14 Posted June 21, 2018 Posted June 21, 2018 2 hours ago, Clu said: I used to lick drugs off the genitals of women and fuck for hours... Now I struggle to stay up past 9pm.... What happened, man? The only thing I find myself licking off of a woman’s pussy these days is a couple Advil PMs when I have back pain. Getting old sucks 1
Vamped Posted June 21, 2018 Posted June 21, 2018 3 minutes ago, AnimationFan14 said: The only thing I find myself licking off of a woman’s pussy these days is a couple Advil PMs when I have back pain. Getting old sucks .... This image is both hilarious and sad Hold on ... lemme ... finish rubbing this ben-gay on mah knees and fish out the lube for mah old tired cooch 2
Vamped Posted June 21, 2018 Posted June 21, 2018 12 minutes ago, CAC said: Yeah on the weekends is what I mean too. 8am, that sucks. I even went and bought some new black out curtains and everything
CAC Posted June 21, 2018 Posted June 21, 2018 1 hour ago, Vamped said: I even went and bought some new black out curtains and everything Yeah I has them too
jayrider128 Posted June 21, 2018 Posted June 21, 2018 6 hours ago, Clu said: I used to lick drugs off the genitals of women and fuck for hours... Now I struggle to stay up past 9pm.... What happened, man? Can't hang, damn shame. I dont know man, I guess some people get older and shit changes.
JehutyNinja Posted June 21, 2018 Posted June 21, 2018 Holy shit, are you Gnome? Like dreadlocks Gnome? That sounds like a Gnome thing to say
fuggstop Posted June 21, 2018 Posted June 21, 2018 12 minutes ago, JehutyNinja said: Holy shit, are you Gnome? Like dreadlocks Gnome? That sounds like a Gnome thing to say Bwahahaha! He is SUCH a fucking gnome!
Clu Posted June 21, 2018 Author Posted June 21, 2018 I'm gonna need everyone to calm the fuck down in here.
fuggstop Posted June 21, 2018 Posted June 21, 2018 1 minute ago, Clu said: I'm gonna need everyone to calm the fuck down in here. Say summore gnome shit
Clu Posted June 21, 2018 Author Posted June 21, 2018 Just now, fuggstop said: Say summore gnome shit You're fat.
fuggstop Posted June 21, 2018 Posted June 21, 2018 1 minute ago, Clu said: Not uh. Gnome lyfe Garden 4eva wutwut
André Toulon Posted June 21, 2018 Posted June 21, 2018 14 minutes ago, Clu said: You're fat. Being fat can come from many things other that eating entire pork butts as a snack. I hear that things like heredity can force you to not exercise and eat trash so it's not necessarily a fat person's fault. And even not being fat will make you attractive. You can work out and still be a man with the body of a butch lesbian due to terrible genes.
fuggstop Posted June 21, 2018 Posted June 21, 2018 3 minutes ago, Buddyfaux360 said: Being fat can come from many things other that eating entire pork butts as a snack. I hear that things like heredity can force you to not exercise and eat trash so it's not necessarily a fat person's fault. And even not being fat will make you attractive. You can work out and still be a man with the body of a butch lesbian due to terrible genes. Geodon makes you gain weight as well as many psychotherapeutic drugs.
Clu Posted June 21, 2018 Author Posted June 21, 2018 3 minutes ago, fuggstop said: Geodon makes you gain weight as well as many psychotherapeutic drugs. Is that the stuff you were buying through PMs on this message forum? 1
fuggstop Posted June 21, 2018 Posted June 21, 2018 Just now, Clu said: Is that the stuff you were buying through PMs on this message forum? No.
fuggstop Posted June 21, 2018 Posted June 21, 2018 Im bipolar, sawdy. I can get a bunch of on my own but some doctors arent worth shit.
Clu Posted June 21, 2018 Author Posted June 21, 2018 Just now, fuggstop said: Im bipolar, sawdy. I can get a bunch of on my own but some doctors arent worth shit. Do you get a prescription for cheddar bay biscuits? 2
fuggstop Posted June 21, 2018 Posted June 21, 2018 Is being called a gnome really all that bad? They're wise and happy!
André Toulon Posted June 21, 2018 Posted June 21, 2018 2 minutes ago, Clu said: Do you get a prescription for cheddar bay biscuits? Goddammit, I'm doing a thing here and this is not helping
scoobdog Posted June 21, 2018 Posted June 21, 2018 30 minutes ago, Clu said: Is that the stuff you were buying through PMs on this message forum? So she was trading drugs for sucking Bucket's dick? I think you're on to something here.....
Guest STRAP_ON Posted June 21, 2018 Posted June 21, 2018 1 hour ago, fuggstop said: Im bipolar, sawdy. I can get a bunch of on my own but some doctors arent worth shit. IF YOU WANT XANAX, YOU SHOULD TELL THEM YOU'RE HAVING PANIC ATTACKS AT NIGHT. TELL THEM YOUR MIND RACES AND YOU CAN'T CATCH YOUR BREATHE.
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted June 21, 2018 Posted June 21, 2018 2 hours ago, JehutyNinja said: Holy shit, are you Gnome? Like dreadlocks Gnome? That sounds like a Gnome thing to say Gnome would never have his signature.
molarbear Posted June 22, 2018 Posted June 22, 2018 15 hours ago, Clu said: Must be all those bananas, water and flossing. Mock my Potassium intake all you want One day you're going to find yourself being chased by a chupacabra and when you cramp up you won't think bananas are so hilarious 1 2
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 22, 2018 Posted June 22, 2018 26 minutes ago, molarbear said: Mock my Potassium intake all you want One day you're going to find yourself being chased by a chupacabra and when you cramp up you won't think bananas are so hilarious 1
Clu Posted June 22, 2018 Author Posted June 22, 2018 1 hour ago, molarbear said: Mock my Potassium intake all you want One day you're going to find yourself being chased by a chupacabra and when you cramp up you won't think bananas are so hilarious I don't feel that is a realistic comparison, I'd much prefer marathon orgy with Harvard co eds.
AnimationFan14 Posted June 22, 2018 Posted June 22, 2018 1 hour ago, molarbear said: Mock my Potassium intake all you want One day you're going to find yourself being chased by a chupacabra and when you cramp up you won't think bananas are so hilarious 1
molarbear Posted June 22, 2018 Posted June 22, 2018 10 minutes ago, Clu said: I don't feel that is a realistic comparison, I'd much prefer marathon orgy with Harvard co eds. That's a completely different algorithm That's like Stamina/stimulation over energy and average body mass you're still gonna need potassium though, and probably a shit ton of Red Bulls
molarbear Posted June 22, 2018 Posted June 22, 2018 10 minutes ago, AnimationFan14 said: Promise me that if I ever get into a terrible accident you will make a mario kart meme out of it 1
discolé monade Posted June 23, 2018 Posted June 23, 2018 On 6/21/2018 at 9:17 AM, Clu said: @discolemonade You're an SME on this, I believe. well, you know what they say, the older the berry....
Clu Posted June 23, 2018 Author Posted June 23, 2018 4 minutes ago, discolemonade said: well, you know what they say, the older the berry.... The blacker the juice? 1
discolé monade Posted June 23, 2018 Posted June 23, 2018 Just now, Clu said: The blacker the juice? turrible. also, i thought i was going to be the same as i was 10 years ago. but apparently my body was like 'sure...keep your 20 something mind, but the body...we'll zap into the land of 70 year olds' 1
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