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I used to lick drugs off the genitals of women and fuck for hours... Now I struggle to stay up past 9pm.... What happened, man?

Can't hang, damn shame.

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Posted
1 minute ago, mthor said:

Pfft - you think it's bad now?

Are you going to talk to me about the rapture?

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1 hour ago, Clu said:

I used to lick drugs off the genitals of women and fuck for hours... Now I struggle to stay up past 9pm.... What happened, man?

Can't hang, damn shame.

I use to be able to sleep off hangovers and today I find myself waking up at 7 am

getting old sucks

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4 minutes ago, molarbear said:

I use to be able to sleep off hangovers and today I find myself waking up at 7 am

getting old sucks

Must be all those bananas, water and flossing.

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1 minute ago, mthor said:

Worse - I'm going to talk about the transition period from middle aged to old. All of the misery and none of the perks (well, I do get 5% off at the grocery store on Tuesdays, but it's not really worth it).

@discolemonade

You're an SME on this, I believe.

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Posted
1 hour ago, CAC said:

Yeah I miss being able to sleep in till 2pm :(

How I'm lucky to sleep in till 11am.

I can sleep in until ... like 8am at the latest on weekend.

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Just now, Vamped said:

I can sleep in until ... like 8am at the latest on weekend.

Yeah on the weekends is what I mean too.

8am, that sucks.

Posted
2 hours ago, Clu said:

I used to lick drugs off the genitals of women and fuck for hours... Now I struggle to stay up past 9pm.... What happened, man?

The only thing I find myself licking off of a woman’s pussy these days is a couple Advil PMs when I have back pain.

Getting old sucks 

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3 minutes ago, AnimationFan14 said:

The only thing I find myself licking off of a woman’s pussy these days is a couple Advil PMs when I have back pain.

Getting old sucks 

.... This image is both hilarious and sad

 

Hold on ... lemme ... finish rubbing this ben-gay on mah knees and fish out the lube for mah old tired cooch

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Posted
12 minutes ago, CAC said:

Yeah on the weekends is what I mean too.

8am, that sucks.

I even went and bought some new black out curtains and everything -_-

Posted
1 hour ago, Vamped said:

I even went and bought some new black out curtains and everything -_-

Yeah I has them too

Posted
6 hours ago, Clu said:

I used to lick drugs off the genitals of women and fuck for hours... Now I struggle to stay up past 9pm.... What happened, man?

Can't hang, damn shame.

I dont know man, I guess some people get older and shit changes.

Posted
12 minutes ago, JehutyNinja said:

Holy shit, are you Gnome? Like dreadlocks Gnome?

That sounds like a Gnome thing to say

Bwahahaha! He is SUCH a fucking gnome!

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14 minutes ago, Clu said:

You're fat.

Being fat can come from many things other that eating entire pork butts as a snack.  I hear that things like heredity can force you to not exercise and eat trash so it's not necessarily a fat person's fault.  And even not being fat will make you attractive.  You can work out  and still be a man with the body of a butch lesbian due to terrible genes.

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3 minutes ago, Buddyfaux360 said:

Being fat can come from many things other that eating entire pork butts as a snack.  I hear that things like heredity can force you to not exercise and eat trash so it's not necessarily a fat person's fault.  And even not being fat will make you attractive.  You can work out  and still be a man with the body of a butch lesbian due to terrible genes.

Geodon makes you gain weight as well as many psychotherapeutic drugs.

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3 minutes ago, fuggstop said:

Geodon makes you gain weight as well as many psychotherapeutic drugs.

Is that the stuff you were buying through PMs on this message forum?

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Just now, fuggstop said:

Im bipolar, sawdy. I can get a bunch of on my own but some doctors arent worth shit.

Do you get a prescription for cheddar bay biscuits?

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30 minutes ago, Clu said:

Is that the stuff you were buying through PMs on this message forum?

So she was trading drugs for sucking Bucket's dick?  I think you're on to something here.....

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1 hour ago, fuggstop said:

Im bipolar, sawdy. I can get a bunch of on my own but some doctors arent worth shit.

IF YOU WANT XANAX, YOU SHOULD TELL THEM YOU'RE HAVING PANIC ATTACKS AT NIGHT.  TELL THEM YOUR MIND RACES AND YOU CAN'T CATCH YOUR BREATHE.

Posted
15 hours ago, Clu said:

Must be all those bananas, water and flossing.

Mock my Potassium intake all you want

One day you're going to find yourself being chased by a chupacabra and when you cramp up you won't think bananas are so hilarious

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1 hour ago, molarbear said:

Mock my Potassium intake all you want

One day you're going to find yourself being chased by a chupacabra and when you cramp up you won't think bananas are so hilarious

I don't feel that is a realistic comparison, I'd much prefer marathon orgy with Harvard co eds.

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10 minutes ago, Clu said:

I don't feel that is a realistic comparison, I'd much prefer marathon orgy with Harvard co eds.

That's a completely different algorithm

That's like Stamina/stimulation over energy and average body mass

you're still gonna need potassium though, and probably a shit ton of Red Bulls

Posted
4 minutes ago, discolemonade said:

well, you know what they say, the older the berry....

The blacker the juice?

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Just now, Clu said:

The blacker the juice?

turrible. 

also, i thought i was going to be the same as i was 10 years ago. but apparently my body was like

'sure...keep your 20 something mind, but the body...we'll zap into the land of 70 year olds'

:(

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