Clu Posted June 21, 2018 Share Posted June 21, 2018 I used to lick drugs off the genitals of women and fuck for hours... Now I struggle to stay up past 9pm.... What happened, man? Can't hang, damn shame. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clu Posted June 21, 2018 Author Share Posted June 21, 2018 1 minute ago, mthor said: Pfft - you think it's bad now? Are you going to talk to me about the rapture? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted June 21, 2018 Share Posted June 21, 2018 I don't even think it was dark when I went to bed last night.....I was contemplating going to Denny's, ordering coffe and forcing strangers into nonsensical conversations 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clu Posted June 21, 2018 Author Share Posted June 21, 2018 I played Xbox till about 8 and then went to bed. What happened to us? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted June 21, 2018 Share Posted June 21, 2018 3 minutes ago, Clu said: I played Xbox till about 8 and then went to bed. What happened to us? Well, in my defense, I was day drinking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clu Posted June 21, 2018 Author Share Posted June 21, 2018 Damn. I don't even have that claim going for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted June 21, 2018 Share Posted June 21, 2018 1 hour ago, Clu said: I used to lick drugs off the genitals of women and fuck for hours... Now I struggle to stay up past 9pm.... What happened, man? Can't hang, damn shame. I use to be able to sleep off hangovers and today I find myself waking up at 7 am getting old sucks 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted June 21, 2018 Share Posted June 21, 2018 Get it together man. You are younger than me! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clu Posted June 21, 2018 Author Share Posted June 21, 2018 4 minutes ago, molarbear said: I use to be able to sleep off hangovers and today I find myself waking up at 7 am getting old sucks Must be all those bananas, water and flossing. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAC Posted June 21, 2018 Share Posted June 21, 2018 Yeah I miss being able to sleep in till 2pm How I'm lucky to sleep in till 11am. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clu Posted June 21, 2018 Author Share Posted June 21, 2018 1 minute ago, mthor said: Worse - I'm going to talk about the transition period from middle aged to old. All of the misery and none of the perks (well, I do get 5% off at the grocery store on Tuesdays, but it's not really worth it). @discolemonade You're an SME on this, I believe. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted June 21, 2018 Share Posted June 21, 2018 1 hour ago, CAC said: Yeah I miss being able to sleep in till 2pm How I'm lucky to sleep in till 11am. I can sleep in until ... like 8am at the latest on weekend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAC Posted June 21, 2018 Share Posted June 21, 2018 Just now, Vamped said: I can sleep in until ... like 8am at the latest on weekend. Yeah on the weekends is what I mean too. 8am, that sucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnimationFan14 Posted June 21, 2018 Share Posted June 21, 2018 2 hours ago, Clu said: I used to lick drugs off the genitals of women and fuck for hours... Now I struggle to stay up past 9pm.... What happened, man? The only thing I find myself licking off of a woman’s pussy these days is a couple Advil PMs when I have back pain. Getting old sucks 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted June 21, 2018 Share Posted June 21, 2018 3 minutes ago, AnimationFan14 said: The only thing I find myself licking off of a woman’s pussy these days is a couple Advil PMs when I have back pain. Getting old sucks .... This image is both hilarious and sad Hold on ... lemme ... finish rubbing this ben-gay on mah knees and fish out the lube for mah old tired cooch 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted June 21, 2018 Share Posted June 21, 2018 12 minutes ago, CAC said: Yeah on the weekends is what I mean too. 8am, that sucks. I even went and bought some new black out curtains and everything Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAC Posted June 21, 2018 Share Posted June 21, 2018 1 hour ago, Vamped said: I even went and bought some new black out curtains and everything Yeah I has them too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayrider128 Posted June 21, 2018 Share Posted June 21, 2018 6 hours ago, Clu said: I used to lick drugs off the genitals of women and fuck for hours... Now I struggle to stay up past 9pm.... What happened, man? Can't hang, damn shame. I dont know man, I guess some people get older and shit changes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JehutyNinja Posted June 21, 2018 Share Posted June 21, 2018 Holy shit, are you Gnome? Like dreadlocks Gnome? That sounds like a Gnome thing to say Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayrider128 Posted June 21, 2018 Share Posted June 21, 2018 ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted June 21, 2018 Share Posted June 21, 2018 12 minutes ago, JehutyNinja said: Holy shit, are you Gnome? Like dreadlocks Gnome? That sounds like a Gnome thing to say Bwahahaha! He is SUCH a fucking gnome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clu Posted June 21, 2018 Author Share Posted June 21, 2018 I'm gonna need everyone to calm the fuck down in here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted June 21, 2018 Share Posted June 21, 2018 1 minute ago, Clu said: I'm gonna need everyone to calm the fuck down in here. Say summore gnome shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clu Posted June 21, 2018 Author Share Posted June 21, 2018 Just now, fuggstop said: Say summore gnome shit You're fat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted June 21, 2018 Share Posted June 21, 2018 Just now, Clu said: You're fat. Aww now he mad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clu Posted June 21, 2018 Author Share Posted June 21, 2018 Just now, fuggstop said: Aww now he mad Not uh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted June 21, 2018 Share Posted June 21, 2018 1 minute ago, Clu said: Not uh. Gnome lyfe Garden 4eva wutwut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted June 21, 2018 Share Posted June 21, 2018 14 minutes ago, Clu said: You're fat. Being fat can come from many things other that eating entire pork butts as a snack. I hear that things like heredity can force you to not exercise and eat trash so it's not necessarily a fat person's fault. And even not being fat will make you attractive. You can work out and still be a man with the body of a butch lesbian due to terrible genes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted June 21, 2018 Share Posted June 21, 2018 3 minutes ago, Buddyfaux360 said: Being fat can come from many things other that eating entire pork butts as a snack. I hear that things like heredity can force you to not exercise and eat trash so it's not necessarily a fat person's fault. And even not being fat will make you attractive. You can work out and still be a man with the body of a butch lesbian due to terrible genes. Geodon makes you gain weight as well as many psychotherapeutic drugs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clu Posted June 21, 2018 Author Share Posted June 21, 2018 3 minutes ago, fuggstop said: Geodon makes you gain weight as well as many psychotherapeutic drugs. Is that the stuff you were buying through PMs on this message forum? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted June 21, 2018 Share Posted June 21, 2018 Just now, Clu said: Is that the stuff you were buying through PMs on this message forum? No. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted June 21, 2018 Share Posted June 21, 2018 Im bipolar, sawdy. I can get a bunch of on my own but some doctors arent worth shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clu Posted June 21, 2018 Author Share Posted June 21, 2018 Just now, fuggstop said: Im bipolar, sawdy. I can get a bunch of on my own but some doctors arent worth shit. Do you get a prescription for cheddar bay biscuits? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted June 21, 2018 Share Posted June 21, 2018 Is being called a gnome really all that bad? They're wise and happy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clu Posted June 21, 2018 Author Share Posted June 21, 2018 Just asking questions... I am curious. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted June 21, 2018 Share Posted June 21, 2018 2 minutes ago, Clu said: Do you get a prescription for cheddar bay biscuits? Goddammit, I'm doing a thing here and this is not helping Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted June 21, 2018 Share Posted June 21, 2018 30 minutes ago, Clu said: Is that the stuff you were buying through PMs on this message forum? So she was trading drugs for sucking Bucket's dick? I think you're on to something here..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest STRAP_ON Posted June 21, 2018 Share Posted June 21, 2018 1 hour ago, fuggstop said: Im bipolar, sawdy. I can get a bunch of on my own but some doctors arent worth shit. IF YOU WANT XANAX, YOU SHOULD TELL THEM YOU'RE HAVING PANIC ATTACKS AT NIGHT. TELL THEM YOUR MIND RACES AND YOU CAN'T CATCH YOUR BREATHE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted June 21, 2018 Share Posted June 21, 2018 2 hours ago, JehutyNinja said: Holy shit, are you Gnome? Like dreadlocks Gnome? That sounds like a Gnome thing to say Gnome would never have his signature. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 15 hours ago, Clu said: Must be all those bananas, water and flossing. Mock my Potassium intake all you want One day you're going to find yourself being chased by a chupacabra and when you cramp up you won't think bananas are so hilarious 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 26 minutes ago, molarbear said: Mock my Potassium intake all you want One day you're going to find yourself being chased by a chupacabra and when you cramp up you won't think bananas are so hilarious 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clu Posted June 22, 2018 Author Share Posted June 22, 2018 1 hour ago, molarbear said: Mock my Potassium intake all you want One day you're going to find yourself being chased by a chupacabra and when you cramp up you won't think bananas are so hilarious I don't feel that is a realistic comparison, I'd much prefer marathon orgy with Harvard co eds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnimationFan14 Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 1 hour ago, molarbear said: Mock my Potassium intake all you want One day you're going to find yourself being chased by a chupacabra and when you cramp up you won't think bananas are so hilarious 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 10 minutes ago, Clu said: I don't feel that is a realistic comparison, I'd much prefer marathon orgy with Harvard co eds. That's a completely different algorithm That's like Stamina/stimulation over energy and average body mass you're still gonna need potassium though, and probably a shit ton of Red Bulls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 10 minutes ago, AnimationFan14 said: Promise me that if I ever get into a terrible accident you will make a mario kart meme out of it 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted June 23, 2018 Share Posted June 23, 2018 On 6/21/2018 at 9:17 AM, Clu said: @discolemonade You're an SME on this, I believe. well, you know what they say, the older the berry.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clu Posted June 23, 2018 Author Share Posted June 23, 2018 4 minutes ago, discolemonade said: well, you know what they say, the older the berry.... The blacker the juice? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted June 23, 2018 Share Posted June 23, 2018 Just now, Clu said: The blacker the juice? turrible. also, i thought i was going to be the same as i was 10 years ago. but apparently my body was like 'sure...keep your 20 something mind, but the body...we'll zap into the land of 70 year olds' 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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