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Zenigundam Monster Mutant

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I had this one girl who didn't respond to a well thought out, paragraph long OKC message I sent her that catered perfectly to her profile. Psycho.... Yeah she creeped me out.... 🤧

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1 hour ago, Zenigundam said:

I had this one girl who didn't respond to a well thought out, paragraph long OKC message I sent her that catered perfectly to her profile. Psycho.... Yeah she creeped me out.... 🤧

That was no reason to devour her like a piece of meat

André Toulon Monster Mutant

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Preacher's daughter.....She barely ever talked....She just liked having sex and would give the weirdest hints like poking her straw in and out of her drink cup while staring at me......She grew up to be normal (or at least seems normal now) but at 22, she was weird.

Zenigundam Monster Mutant

Zenigundam

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13 minutes ago, Nabloom said:

That was no reason to devour her like a piece of meat

She tasted like the badass $5 RIP N Chicken deal at Popeye's, so please don't blame me for doing what any sagacious alpha male would do. 🐻

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Ugh, she was a freak.  She was a cheerleader, and I met her at a basketball game I was at.  I had a friend who was even taller than me, I'm 6'2", he towered over me.  He was 6'8".  But, I digress.  This girl kind of gave me bad vibes from the very beginning.  She gave me a ride home from the game, in a frigging Mustang, which should have told me all I needed to know.  As we got to know each other better, I became convinced she was a succubus sizing me up for a meal.  When I was at her house I investigated, and found the most curious things.  She had about 15 pairs of underwear.  All the girls I'd ever been with had like, three.  In the upstairs closet, there were towels and washcloths and sheets galore!  These people aren't right.  Fearing for my life and soul, I climbed out a second story window and jumped for it.

 

I've never been so scared in my life.  For weeks I couldn't sleep, fearing the assassins who would surely come to silence the fool who had discovered their laundry hoard.

 

I still sleep with a cross on my chest.  Just in case.

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mochi Monster Mutant

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14 hours ago, Zenigundam said:

I had this one girl who didn't respond to a well thought out, paragraph long OKC message I sent her that catered perfectly to her profile. Psycho.... Yeah she creeped me out.... 🤧

you've never had a girlfriend you've had stalkees

Bouvre Superstar

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11 minutes ago, //>wagz./ said:

//> what part of MGTOW do you not understand ?/

That was a fairly recent announcement. Never had a girlfriend prior?

Zenigundam Monster Mutant

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2 hours ago, AstroCreep said:

Ugh, she was a freak.  She was a cheerleader, and I met her at a basketball game I was at.  I had a friend who was even taller than me, I'm 6'2", he towered over me.  He was 6'8".  But, I digress.  This girl kind of gave me bad vibes from the very beginning.  She gave me a ride home from the game, in a frigging Mustang, which should have told me all I needed to know.  As we got to know each other better, I became convinced she was a succubus sizing me up for a meal.  When I was at her house I investigated, and found the most curious things.  She had about 15 pairs of underwear.  All the girls I'd ever been with had like, three.  In the upstairs closet, there were towels and washcloths and sheets galore!  These people aren't right.  Fearing for my life and soul, I climbed out a second story window and jumped for it.

 

I've never been so scared in my life.  For weeks I couldn't sleep, fearing the assassins who would surely come to silence the fool who had discovered their laundry hoard.

 

I still sleep with a cross on my chest.  Just in case.

Dude you're tiny

mochi Monster Mutant

mochi

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Just now, Zenigundam said:

Yeah right you jealous lil beta male

I'm gay, your rules and worldview don't apply to me

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3 minutes ago, Bouvre said:

That was a fairly recent announcement. Never had a girlfriend prior?

//> ive had 3 Ladyfriends one an absolute tsundere  psycho, a conceited stuck up snob , and a promiscuous one , bunch a bullshit to put up with and not being happy ./ 

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1 hour ago, //>wagz./ said:

//> ive had 3 Ladyfriends one an absolute tsundere  psycho, a conceited stuck up snob , and a promiscuous one , bunch a bullshit to put up with and not being happy ./ 

So how do they rank yo?

Gyaos Centurion

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None of them were creepy. Most were bitches, but one of them was the closest thing I can compare to an angel.

And for the record, I don't believe angels exist.

Zenigundam Monster Mutant

Zenigundam

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2 minutes ago, Gyaos said:

None of them were creepy. Most were bitches, but one of them was the closest thing I can compare to an angel.

And for the record, I don't believe angels exist.

Please don't use the b word lil guy. 😐

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7 hours ago, AstroCreep said:

Ugh, she was a freak.  She was a cheerleader, and I met her at a basketball game I was at.  I had a friend who was even taller than me, I'm 6'2", he towered over me.  He was 6'8".  But, I digress.  This girl kind of gave me bad vibes from the very beginning.  She gave me a ride home from the game, in a frigging Mustang, which should have told me all I needed to know.  As we got to know each other better, I became convinced she was a succubus sizing me up for a meal.  When I was at her house I investigated, and found the most curious things.  She had about 15 pairs of underwear.  All the girls I'd ever been with had like, three.  In the upstairs closet, there were towels and washcloths and sheets galore!  These people aren't right.  Fearing for my life and soul, I climbed out a second story window and jumped for it.

 

I've never been so scared in my life.  For weeks I couldn't sleep, fearing the assassins who would surely come to silence the fool who had discovered their laundry hoard.

 

I still sleep with a cross on my chest.  Just in case.

.... how do you get by with only 3 pairs of panties?!

 

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On 6/6/2018 at 1:10 PM, AstroCreep said:

I still sleep with a cross on my chest.  Just in case.

why are you joking so hard?  no one answered the topic seriously.  its a wasted really good topic.

 

i wanted to give this thread a shot, but fuck it.  imma stick by astros fucking joke instead.  15 pairs of panties wasnt single very long or isnt even single.

 

who are all the sheets and things for?  are you saying this person lived with their parents?  i am imagining two adults here.

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André Toulon Monster Mutant

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20 minutes ago, mumbo13 said:

why are you joking so hard?  no one answered the topic seriously.  its a wasted really good topic.

 

i wanted to give this thread a shot, but fuck it.  imma stick by astros fucking joke instead.  15 pairs of panties wasnt single very long or isnt even single.

 

who are all the sheets and things for?  are you saying this person lived with their parents?  i am imagining two adults here.

You can't read, can you?

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none of mine were ever creepy but my old roommate dated a girl and after he broke up with her I woke up one morning to a notebook on our front porch that had parts of magazine pictures glued to the pages with some kind of post breakup rant

She had also taken the cushions off the couch on our porch and thrown them in the yard

I told him if I got stabbed because of his ass I'd haunt him

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