Zenigundam Posted June 6, 2018 Share Posted June 6, 2018 I had this one girl who didn't respond to a well thought out, paragraph long OKC message I sent her that catered perfectly to her profile. Psycho.... Yeah she creeped me out.... 🤧 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted June 6, 2018 Share Posted June 6, 2018 I never had a girlfriend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted June 6, 2018 Share Posted June 6, 2018 fake robot vagina. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted June 6, 2018 Share Posted June 6, 2018 9 minutes ago, ghostrek said: I never had a girlfriend What? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted June 6, 2018 Share Posted June 6, 2018 4 minutes ago, scoobdog said: What? really it not a big surprize Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted June 6, 2018 Author Share Posted June 6, 2018 7 minutes ago, ghostrek said: really it not a big surprize Surprise* 😐 ... ... ... 💪💏 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted June 6, 2018 Share Posted June 6, 2018 11 minutes ago, ghostrek said: really it not a big surprize Oh ok Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted June 6, 2018 Share Posted June 6, 2018 1 hour ago, Zenigundam said: I had this one girl who didn't respond to a well thought out, paragraph long OKC message I sent her that catered perfectly to her profile. Psycho.... Yeah she creeped me out.... 🤧 That was no reason to devour her like a piece of meat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted June 6, 2018 Share Posted June 6, 2018 Preacher's daughter.....She barely ever talked....She just liked having sex and would give the weirdest hints like poking her straw in and out of her drink cup while staring at me......She grew up to be normal (or at least seems normal now) but at 22, she was weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted June 6, 2018 Author Share Posted June 6, 2018 (edited) 13 minutes ago, Nabloom said: That was no reason to devour her like a piece of meat She tasted like the badass $5 RIP N Chicken deal at Popeye's, so please don't blame me for doing what any sagacious alpha male would do. 🐻 Edited June 6, 2018 by Zenigundam 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AstroCreep Posted June 6, 2018 Share Posted June 6, 2018 Ugh, she was a freak. She was a cheerleader, and I met her at a basketball game I was at. I had a friend who was even taller than me, I'm 6'2", he towered over me. He was 6'8". But, I digress. This girl kind of gave me bad vibes from the very beginning. She gave me a ride home from the game, in a frigging Mustang, which should have told me all I needed to know. As we got to know each other better, I became convinced she was a succubus sizing me up for a meal. When I was at her house I investigated, and found the most curious things. She had about 15 pairs of underwear. All the girls I'd ever been with had like, three. In the upstairs closet, there were towels and washcloths and sheets galore! These people aren't right. Fearing for my life and soul, I climbed out a second story window and jumped for it. I've never been so scared in my life. For weeks I couldn't sleep, fearing the assassins who would surely come to silence the fool who had discovered their laundry hoard. I still sleep with a cross on my chest. Just in case. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mochi Posted June 6, 2018 Share Posted June 6, 2018 14 hours ago, Zenigundam said: I had this one girl who didn't respond to a well thought out, paragraph long OKC message I sent her that catered perfectly to her profile. Psycho.... Yeah she creeped me out.... 🤧 you've never had a girlfriend you've had stalkees Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted June 6, 2018 Share Posted June 6, 2018 All my creepiest girlfriends are tied with one another, and I blame that on the fact they were people I met on ASMB. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
//>wagz./ Posted June 6, 2018 Share Posted June 6, 2018 //> what part of MGTOW do you not understand ?/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted June 6, 2018 Share Posted June 6, 2018 11 minutes ago, //>wagz./ said: //> what part of MGTOW do you not understand ?/ That was a fairly recent announcement. Never had a girlfriend prior? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted June 6, 2018 Author Share Posted June 6, 2018 2 hours ago, AstroCreep said: Ugh, she was a freak. She was a cheerleader, and I met her at a basketball game I was at. I had a friend who was even taller than me, I'm 6'2", he towered over me. He was 6'8". But, I digress. This girl kind of gave me bad vibes from the very beginning. She gave me a ride home from the game, in a frigging Mustang, which should have told me all I needed to know. As we got to know each other better, I became convinced she was a succubus sizing me up for a meal. When I was at her house I investigated, and found the most curious things. She had about 15 pairs of underwear. All the girls I'd ever been with had like, three. In the upstairs closet, there were towels and washcloths and sheets galore! These people aren't right. Fearing for my life and soul, I climbed out a second story window and jumped for it. I've never been so scared in my life. For weeks I couldn't sleep, fearing the assassins who would surely come to silence the fool who had discovered their laundry hoard. I still sleep with a cross on my chest. Just in case. Dude you're tiny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted June 6, 2018 Author Share Posted June 6, 2018 1 hour ago, mochi said: you've never had a girlfriend you've had stalkees Yeah right you jealous lil beta male Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mochi Posted June 6, 2018 Share Posted June 6, 2018 Just now, Zenigundam said: Yeah right you jealous lil beta male I'm gay, your rules and worldview don't apply to me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
//>wagz./ Posted June 6, 2018 Share Posted June 6, 2018 3 minutes ago, Bouvre said: That was a fairly recent announcement. Never had a girlfriend prior? //> ive had 3 Ladyfriends one an absolute tsundere psycho, a conceited stuck up snob , and a promiscuous one , bunch a bullshit to put up with and not being happy ./ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted June 6, 2018 Author Share Posted June 6, 2018 1 minute ago, mochi said: I'm gay, your rules and worldview don't apply to me Dude you're such an SJW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted June 6, 2018 Share Posted June 6, 2018 1 hour ago, //>wagz./ said: //> ive had 3 Ladyfriends one an absolute tsundere psycho, a conceited stuck up snob , and a promiscuous one , bunch a bullshit to put up with and not being happy ./ So how do they rank yo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
//>wagz./ Posted June 6, 2018 Share Posted June 6, 2018 4 minutes ago, Bouvre said: So how do they rank yo? //> misogynistic womanizer ./ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AstroCreep Posted June 7, 2018 Share Posted June 7, 2018 4 hours ago, Zenigundam said: Dude you're tiny I told you that in confidence! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gyaos Posted June 7, 2018 Share Posted June 7, 2018 None of them were creepy. Most were bitches, but one of them was the closest thing I can compare to an angel. And for the record, I don't believe angels exist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted June 7, 2018 Author Share Posted June 7, 2018 2 minutes ago, Gyaos said: None of them were creepy. Most were bitches, but one of them was the closest thing I can compare to an angel. And for the record, I don't believe angels exist. Please don't use the b word lil guy. 😐 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted June 7, 2018 Share Posted June 7, 2018 I borrowed your mom's pillow. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted June 7, 2018 Share Posted June 7, 2018 7 hours ago, AstroCreep said: Ugh, she was a freak. She was a cheerleader, and I met her at a basketball game I was at. I had a friend who was even taller than me, I'm 6'2", he towered over me. He was 6'8". But, I digress. This girl kind of gave me bad vibes from the very beginning. She gave me a ride home from the game, in a frigging Mustang, which should have told me all I needed to know. As we got to know each other better, I became convinced she was a succubus sizing me up for a meal. When I was at her house I investigated, and found the most curious things. She had about 15 pairs of underwear. All the girls I'd ever been with had like, three. In the upstairs closet, there were towels and washcloths and sheets galore! These people aren't right. Fearing for my life and soul, I climbed out a second story window and jumped for it. I've never been so scared in my life. For weeks I couldn't sleep, fearing the assassins who would surely come to silence the fool who had discovered their laundry hoard. I still sleep with a cross on my chest. Just in case. .... how do you get by with only 3 pairs of panties?! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted June 8, 2018 Share Posted June 8, 2018 On 6/6/2018 at 4:46 PM, //>wagz./ said: //> misogynistic womanizer ./ Lord I should put this in my sig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
//>wagz./ Posted June 8, 2018 Share Posted June 8, 2018 24 minutes ago, Bouvre said: Lord I should put this in my sig. //> do it , the women will hate it ./ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death_by_motorboat Posted June 8, 2018 Share Posted June 8, 2018 (edited) On 6/6/2018 at 1:10 PM, AstroCreep said: I still sleep with a cross on my chest. Just in case. why are you joking so hard? no one answered the topic seriously. its a wasted really good topic. i wanted to give this thread a shot, but fuck it. imma stick by astros fucking joke instead. 15 pairs of panties wasnt single very long or isnt even single. who are all the sheets and things for? are you saying this person lived with their parents? i am imagining two adults here. Edited June 8, 2018 by mumbo13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted June 8, 2018 Share Posted June 8, 2018 20 minutes ago, mumbo13 said: why are you joking so hard? no one answered the topic seriously. its a wasted really good topic. i wanted to give this thread a shot, but fuck it. imma stick by astros fucking joke instead. 15 pairs of panties wasnt single very long or isnt even single. who are all the sheets and things for? are you saying this person lived with their parents? i am imagining two adults here. You can't read, can you? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death_is_coming Posted June 8, 2018 Share Posted June 8, 2018 I'm my creepiest girlfriend 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted June 8, 2018 Share Posted June 8, 2018 none of mine were ever creepy but my old roommate dated a girl and after he broke up with her I woke up one morning to a notebook on our front porch that had parts of magazine pictures glued to the pages with some kind of post breakup rant She had also taken the cushions off the couch on our porch and thrown them in the yard I told him if I got stabbed because of his ass I'd haunt him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnimationFan14 Posted June 8, 2018 Share Posted June 8, 2018 On 6/6/2018 at 12:19 AM, SwimModSponges said: fake robot vagina. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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